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PETA to Redskins: Keep Name, Change Mascot to Potato
« on: October 15, 2013, 12:34:36 PM »

 by Breitbart Sports 14 Oct 2013

PETA would like the Redskins to keep their nickname and instead change their mascot to a red potato.


"Don't change the legendary Redskins name. Just change the logo," PETA writes. "By keeping the name and adopting a heart-healthy, appeeling logo, the Washington Redskins would set a powerful example on and off the field. And that's no small potatoes."

PETA continues with their "ingenious" and "healthy" suggestion:


    When you hear the word "redskin," what do you immediately think of? Potatoes, of course! And who could be offended by a harmless redskin potato—except, maybe, for the Yukon Gold lobby (and if Alaska had a football team, rest assured that we'd be the first to suggest the Yukon Gold Diggers as a franchise name).

    The redskin potato would be a noble mascot for a variety of reasons. Potatoes are also native Americans, having been cultivated in Peru for millennia. A tasty, versatile, animal- and environmentally friendly vegan staple, potatoes are now the most popular vegetable in the U.S. They are loaded with nutrients, including iron, potassium, vitamin C, fiber, and even protein, and red potatoes in particular are high in antioxidants. (Take that, Cheeseheads.)

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Re: PETA to Redskins: Keep Name, Change Mascot to Potato
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2013, 01:02:53 PM »
Sure, PETA praises potatoes but that stupid cow Michelle "Let's mooooove" Obama has vilified them. I'm so confused.
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Re: PETA to Redskins: Keep Name, Change Mascot to Potato
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2013, 02:04:25 PM »
I actually like this idea a lot!   :beer:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"If you want to change the world, go home and love your family".    ...Mother Teresa

"It's not the mountain before you, but the pebble in your shoe"      ....or something like that

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