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Jay Leno: Government shutdown so bad Obama’s down to one teleprompter!


Watch and enjoy as Leno wraps truth in comedy!

 


A few of Leno’s one-liner zingers:


It’s so bad …”Nancy Pelosi and John Kerry are now being forced to use the same [Botox] needle.”

It’s so bad …”Harry Reid has been forced to change his own embalming fluid!”

It’s so bad …“At the TSA, they’re making passengers fondle and grope themselves!”

It’s so bad …“President Obama is now down to just one teleprompter!”

Leno is at the top of his game and firing on all cylinders, and yet NBC is cutting him loose. Jay gives this anecdote as a potential explanation:


“HERE’S A fascinating story,” the longtime host of NBC’s Tonight Show With Jay Leno told his audience last week, mentioning a recent Iowa Supreme Court ruling “that a dentist could legally fire his female assistant because he found her too sexy, too attractive, and a threat to his marriage. She didn’t do anything. She’s just good-looking.” The payoff: “Hey, I’ll bet that’s what happened to me here at NBC!”

Read more at http://theblacksphere.net/2013/10/jay-leno-government-shutdown-bad-obamas-one-teleprompter/#s4t51xjtAioOqv3g.99
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Re: Jay Leno: government shutdown so bad Obama's down to one teleprompter
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2013, 03:41:10 PM »
Leno has really gotten back on form now he has nothing to lose.

He used to be like this. Incredibly witty and sarcastic at all targets.
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