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Washington, DC — President Barack Obama held a press conference to announce that he is declaring the month of November ‘National Muslim Appreciation Month’.

“The Muslim community deserves our full acceptance and respect,” Obama told reporters. “We have killed millions of Muslims overseas since the September 11th attacks. They are not all bad. In fact most of them are good. So from now on, November will be a month to celebrate the Muslim community, the Sunnah and the Quran.”

 Khaled Matei who is a member of the Muslim Brotherhood‘s Freedom and Justice Party told CNN he is pleased with Obama and his actions. “I spoke with President Obama by telephone yesterday and personally thanked him for what he is doing for the Muslim community,” Matei said. “This is definitely a step in the right direction I explained to him. Praise Allah.”

Obama informed reporters about his future plans for helping Muslims around the world. “I will be working with Congress in making it easier for Muslims to earn a Green Card and achieve American citizenship,” Obama said. “Currently as it stands, obtaining a Visa or Green Card for a Muslim is very difficult. There are too many background checks in place and I plan to fix that.” Obama continued, “Muslims are hardworking people who are just looking to live the American Dream like the rest of us. Mr. Matei of the Muslim Brotherhood assured me they want to come to this country to help us, not harm us.”

Obama finished the press conference by explaining to reporters how happy he is with America. “Folks, there is no way we could have had a ‘National Muslim Appreciation Month’ 20 years ago. That really says a lot about the growth and progress of this great country.” -


I checked several times to make sure this wasn't a satirical piece and apparently it isn't. The comments make for interesting reading.

http://nationalreport.net/obama-declares-november-national-muslim-appreciation-month/
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Re: Obama Declares November National Muslim Appreciation Month
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2013, 08:03:07 PM »
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That's not too far from the truth.....any word from the WH about all the Christians being slaughtered in the ME?......

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Re: Obama Declares November National Muslim Appreciation Month
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2013, 08:11:53 PM »
National Report is an Onion--like website.

In other words, this is bullshit.

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Re: Obama Declares November National Muslim Appreciation Month
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2013, 08:28:08 PM »
An islamic country experienced a huge earthquake, causing death and destruction.

America offered millions of dollars in aid to rebuild.
Israel offered to send a million dollars worth of food.
Canada offered medical aid worth millions.
Britain offered to replace the two million muslims who were lost.
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Re: Obama Declares November National Muslim Appreciation Month
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2013, 08:40:32 PM »
An islamic country experienced a huge earthquake, causing death and destruction.

America offered millions of dollars in aid to rebuild.
Israel offered to send a million dollars worth of food.
Canada offered medical aid worth millions.
Britain offered to replace the two million muslims who were lost.


:bigsilly:

sounds like the British wised up!


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