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Report: Syrian Islamist Rebels Issue Fatwa Banning Jihadists From Killing The Lice In Their Beards…

Translation via pro-Iranian website ABNA:

    Aleppo Sharia Court – Lice Protecting

    Sharia Authority in Aleppo

    By the name of God most merciful most gracious

    Circulation number (12)

    Thanks to God and prayers and greetings to our master Muhammad and his family and companions, then..

    The Sharia Authority in Aleppo has prohibited the killing of lice that appears in the Muslim beard, as some of the Muslim brothers who have released [grown] their beards in accordance with prophet Muhammad PBuH Sunnah [prophet's doctrine], blessed lice has appeared in their beards, and that’s because of their lack of bathing due to the water non-availability all the time on the Jihad [holy war] fronts, and they have limited to ablution before their prayers (may God accept it), thus their beards became moist and thick, which made of it (in God’s will) a natural place for lice to live in.

    The Sharia Authority in Aleppo recommends the Mujahideen [holy fighters] brothers to dye their beards with Henna, like our prophet Muhammad PBuH, the thing that would reduce the itching caused by the lice, and to maintain this lice that would have not appeared in those blessed beards, if it was not from God’s Muslim believing creatures.

    Who disobeys this Sharia fatwa [advisory opinion] which has been confirmed right by a number of the senior scholars in Aleppo, will be punished with 50 lashes by Sharia, and other measures will be taken against him in the Shaira Court in Aleppo.

    And God was behind our intent.

    9 Shawwal 1434 Hijri
    16 August 2013 Christian

    Sharia Authority Presidency
    [Seal] Sheikh Abu Muhammad
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Something tells me this guy is swarming with “blessed lice.”


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