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I want to put a joke petition on whitehouse.gov
« on: July 28, 2013, 07:24:08 PM »
Here is what I want to do... Put a petition on the Whitehouse.gov site. Something like call for a new Constitution or a national police force. Then go to DU and post the petition there.. I would like to see how much how much of the left would sign it (hopefully the goal).

Any ideas??? Thanks..
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Re: I want to put a joke petition on whitehouse.gov
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2013, 01:31:46 PM »
Here is what I want to do... Put a petition on the Whitehouse.gov site. Something like call for a new Constitution or a national police force. Then go to DU and post the petition there.. I would like to see how much how much of the left would sign it (hopefully the goal).

Any ideas??? Thanks..

I'm not sure I want to give them any ideas. The ones they have are scary enough.
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Re: I want to put a joke petition on whitehouse.gov
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2013, 07:48:14 PM »
Ok, sorry for the delay, but how about this: Put a petition to call for a limit on how many kids that people can have.. Say for it is for global warming? Thoughts? Concerns?
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Re: I want to put a joke petition on whitehouse.gov
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2013, 08:34:28 PM »
I would either take something from 1984 like the Ministry of Love and write it in modern terms. In light of many recent acts of violence and hate such yadda, yadda, I call for a Department of Tolerance to ensure that all the media complies with not just standards of decency but protect the rights of minorities against uncontrolled expression.. yadda yadda...

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Directive 10-289 which won't need a lot of modernizing. Just re-write it enough to prevent any overt cross referencing back to the book and make it palatable to modern audiences.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Directive_10-289

In the name of the general welfare, to protect the people's security, to achieve full equality and total stability, it is decreed for the duration of the economic emergency that:

Point One. All workers, wage earners and employees of any kind whatsoever shall henceforth be attached to their jobs and shall not leave nor be dismissed nor change employment, under penalty of a term in jail. The penalty shall be determined by the Department of Labor, such Department to be appointed by the Director of Economic Planning and National Resources. All persons reaching the age of twenty-one shall report to the Department of Labor, which shall assign them to where, in its opinion, their services will best serve the interests of the nation....yadda yadda




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Re: I want to put a joke petition on whitehouse.gov
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2013, 08:36:30 PM »
Ok, sorry for the delay, but how about this: Put a petition to call for a limit on how many kids that people can have.. Say for it is for global warming? Thoughts? Concerns?


Rewrite China's One Child Law. (Family Planning Policy).  Here is the full text in English.
http://www.fmprc.gov.cn/ce/celt/eng/zt/zfbps/t125241.htm

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Re: I want to put a joke petition on whitehouse.gov
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2013, 09:01:08 PM »
I would either take something from 1984 like the Ministry of Love and write it in modern terms. In light of many recent acts of violence and hate such yadda, yadda, I call for a Department of Tolerance to ensure that all the media complies with not just standards of decency but protect the rights of minorities against uncontrolled expression.. yadda yadda...

OR...

Directive 10-289 which won't need a lot of modernizing. Just re-write it enough to prevent any overt cross referencing back to the book and make it palatable to modern audiences.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Directive_10-289

In the name of the general welfare, to protect the people's security, to achieve full equality and total stability, it is decreed for the duration of the economic emergency that:

Point One. All workers, wage earners and employees of any kind whatsoever shall henceforth be attached to their jobs and shall not leave nor be dismissed nor change employment, under penalty of a term in jail. The penalty shall be determined by the Department of Labor, such Department to be appointed by the Director of Economic Planning and National Resources. All persons reaching the age of twenty-one shall report to the Department of Labor, which shall assign them to where, in its opinion, their services will best serve the interests of the nation....yadda yadda




Hmmm both good ideas... I don't know which one I shall post.. Maybe both...
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Re: I want to put a joke petition on whitehouse.gov
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2013, 09:01:47 PM »

Rewrite China's One Child Law. (Family Planning Policy).  Here is the full text in English.
http://www.fmprc.gov.cn/ce/celt/eng/zt/zfbps/t125241.htm

Thanks..
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Re: I want to put a joke petition on whitehouse.gov
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2013, 09:28:12 PM »
Well here are the petitions:

http://wh.gov/lgvLz --> Department of Tolerance
http://wh.gov/lgvMf --> Deparment of Labor
http://wh.gov/lgvtT --> Birth Credits

Who will post this on DU??? I don't know if I want to go there or shall I??
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Re: I want to put a joke petition on whitehouse.gov
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2013, 09:33:08 PM »
Well here are the petitions:

http://wh.gov/lgvLz --> Department of Tolerance
http://wh.gov/lgvMf --> Deparment of Labor
http://wh.gov/lgvtT --> Birth Credits

Who will post this on DU??? I don't know if I want to go there or shall I??

Good ones. I have been banned from DU for a long time. Something about a lousy tea troll or something like that.

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Re: I want to put a joke petition on whitehouse.gov
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2013, 09:40:19 PM »
Good ones. I have been banned from DU for a long time. Something about a lousy tea troll or something like that.

Thanks.. For the Department of Tolerance, I put the keywords Treyvon Martin in there.
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Re: I want to put a joke petition on whitehouse.gov
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2013, 09:50:44 PM »

Rewrite China's One Child Law. (Family Planning Policy).  Here is the full text in English.
http://www.fmprc.gov.cn/ce/celt/eng/zt/zfbps/t125241.htm
...and make it only applicable to white people.
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