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Offline mystery-ak

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40 Years Of Marriage
« on: August 22, 2013, 09:47:37 PM »
40 years
of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
hands.

The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.!

So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!...
The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should
remember fairies are female.....


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Re: 40 Years Of Marriage
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2013, 10:21:38 PM »
Thanks.....needed that.  :beer:
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Re: 40 Years Of Marriage
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2013, 09:17:20 AM »
Thanks.....needed that.  :beer:

I did too!

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Re: 40 Years Of Marriage
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2013, 01:52:00 PM »
..."fairies are female"."

Never been to Fire Island, have you.  :whistle:
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