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40 Years Of Marriage
« on: August 22, 2013, 09:47:37 PM »
40 years
of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
hands.

The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.!

So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!...
The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should
remember fairies are female.....


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Re: 40 Years Of Marriage
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2013, 10:21:38 PM »
Thanks.....needed that.  :beer:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"If you want to change the world, go home and love your family".    ...Mother Teresa

"It's not the mountain before you, but the pebble in your shoe"      ....or something like that

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Re: 40 Years Of Marriage
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2013, 09:17:20 AM »
Thanks.....needed that.  :beer:

I did too!

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Re: 40 Years Of Marriage
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2013, 01:52:00 PM »
..."fairies are female"."

Never been to Fire Island, have you.  :whistle:
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