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famousdayandyear

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Implant Allows Terrorists To Talk To God
« on: August 18, 2013, 08:18:13 PM »
Implant Allows Terrorists To Talk To God
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Posted on Sunday, August 18, 2013 8:10:36 PM by Yosemitest

    The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.
    And when properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God, immediately.
    No Anesthetic is required.
    Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
    Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.
    The implant may or may not be painless.
    But in most cases, you won't even notice it.
    The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
    It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.



    Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Offline happyg

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Re: Implant Allows Terrorists To Talk To God
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2013, 09:33:41 PM »
I happy I don't need an implant to talk to God. But, your idea works, too!  :silly:

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Re: Implant Allows Terrorists To Talk To God
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2013, 08:26:04 AM »
Also a quick and easy way to meet those 72 virgins.
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