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Breast implants suicide bomb threat: Heathrow on high alert over “credible” intelligence
« on: August 16, 2013, 03:15:57 pm »
Be warned. It is the Mirror: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breast-implants-suicide-bomb-threat-2172911#ixzz2c94j9eyj

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Heathrow Airport is on high terror alert amid fears women suicide bombers are ready to strike with ­explosives concealed in breast implants.

Security checks have been beefed up after “credible” intelligence that al-Qaeda is plotting attacks on airlines flying out of London.

One staff member said: “There are genuine fears over this.

"We have been told to pay particular attention to females who may have concealed hidden explosives in their breasts.

“This is particularly difficult for us to pick up but we are on a very high state of alert.

“It’s led to long queues here at Heathrow – much longer than usual at this time of the year.

“But because it’s the summer holiday season, no one has complained.”

Al-Qaeda’s chief bomb-maker Ibrahim al-Asiri is understood to have developed the method of foiling airport scanners by concealing ­explosives in an implant or bodily cavity.

It is also feared there is no shortage of ­volunteers willing to take part in an atrocity after hundreds of extremists recently escaped from prison in Pakistan.

Explosives expert Andy Oppenheimer said: “There is a great fear that al-Qaeda are planning on using internal devices to try and get through airport scanners.

"These explosives could be in breast implants.”

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Re: Breast implants suicide bomb threat: Heathrow on high alert over “credible” intelligence
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2013, 04:07:10 pm »
Oh no.  Now the TSA will be doing breast examinations and mammograms? 
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2013, 04:13:13 pm »
Quote from: alicewonders on August 16, 2013, 04:07:10 pm
Oh no.  Now the TSA will be doing breast examinations and mammograms?
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Re: Breast implants suicide bomb threat: Heathrow on high alert over “credible” intelligence
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2013, 04:15:39 pm »
Quote from: alicewonders on August 16, 2013, 04:07:10 pm
Oh no.  Now the TSA will be doing breast examinations and mammograms? 

Actually, now they'll get to do them openly and legally, instead of surreptitiously and illegally, the way they've been doing them to-date.
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Re: Breast implants suicide bomb threat: Heathrow on high alert over “credible” intelligence
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2013, 04:18:16 pm »
"What were her measurements, officer?"

"38 C4."
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Re: Breast implants suicide bomb threat: Heathrow on high alert over “credible” intelligence
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2013, 04:21:54 pm »
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2013, 04:31:16 pm »
Quote from: EC on August 16, 2013, 04:18:16 pm
"What were her measurements, officer?"

"38 C4."
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Re: Breast implants suicide bomb threat: Heathrow on high alert over “credible” intelligence
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2013, 04:32:04 pm »
Quote from: massadvj on August 16, 2013, 04:21:54 pm
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2013, 04:35:26 pm »
Quote from: massadvj on August 16, 2013, 04:21:54 pm
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Holy Mother of God. Those things would take out the entire airport.
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Re: Breast implants suicide bomb threat: Heathrow on high alert over “credible” intelligence
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2013, 04:36:11 pm »
Those are definitely "Weapons of Mass Destruction". 
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2013, 04:37:27 pm »
Quote from: alicewonders on August 16, 2013, 04:36:11 pm
Those are definitely "Weapons of Mass Destruction".

Prefer smaller, myself. More Weapons of Mass Distraction.
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Re: Breast implants suicide bomb threat: Heathrow on high alert over “credible” intelligence
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Re: Breast implants suicide bomb threat: Heathrow on high alert over “credible” intelligence
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2013, 01:47:53 am »
[[ Oh no.  Now the TSA will be doing breast examinations and mammograms? ]]

There is nothing to worry about.

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Re: Breast implants suicide bomb threat: Heathrow on high alert over “credible” intelligence
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2013, 01:52:55 am »
The Chechens used two women with bombs made of RDX that were hidden in their vaginas to simultaneously blow two Russian airlines out of the sky in 2004.
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Re: Breast implants suicide bomb threat: Heathrow on high alert over “credible” intelligence
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2013, 01:56:47 am »
Quote from: Atomic Cow on August 17, 2013, 01:52:55 am
The Chechens used two women with bombs made of RDX that were hidden in their vaginas to simultaneously blow two Russian airlines out of the sky in 2004.

Must resist obvious joke .......

Who the hell am I kidding. I have heard of cumming your brains out, but that is overkill.
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