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« on: August 16, 2013, 11:15:57 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2013, 12:07:10 PM »
Oh no.  Now the TSA will be doing breast examinations and mammograms? 
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2013, 12:13:13 PM »
Oh no.  Now the TSA will be doing breast examinations and mammograms?
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2013, 12:15:39 PM »
Oh no.  Now the TSA will be doing breast examinations and mammograms? 

Actually, now they'll get to do them openly and legally, instead of surreptitiously and illegally, the way they've been doing them to-date.

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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2013, 12:18:16 PM »
"What were her measurements, officer?"

"38 C4."
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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2013, 12:21:54 PM »
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2013, 12:31:16 PM »
"What were her measurements, officer?"

"38 C4."
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2013, 12:32:04 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2013, 12:35:26 PM »
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Holy Mother of God. Those things would take out the entire airport.
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2013, 12:36:11 PM »
Those are definitely "Weapons of Mass Destruction". 
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2013, 12:37:27 PM »
Those are definitely "Weapons of Mass Destruction".

Prefer smaller, myself. More Weapons of Mass Distraction.
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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2013, 12:39:06 PM »
Father: Tell me your sins, my son.

Jerry: Well I should tell you that I'm Jewish.

Father: That's no sin.

Jerry: Oh good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.

Father: And this offends you as a Jewish person.

Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian. And it'll interest you that he's also telling Catholic jokes.

Father: Well.

Jerry: And they're old jokes. I mean, the Pope and Raquel Welch in a lifeboat.

Father: I haven't heard that one.

Jerry: Oh, I'm sure you have. They're out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, and she says, "Those aren't buoys." (Father starts laughing) Father...

Father: One second...
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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2013, 09:47:53 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2013, 09:52:55 PM »
The Chechens used two women with bombs made of RDX that were hidden in their vaginas to simultaneously blow two Russian airlines out of the sky in 2004.
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« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2013, 09:56:47 PM »
The Chechens used two women with bombs made of RDX that were hidden in their vaginas to simultaneously blow two Russian airlines out of the sky in 2004.

Must resist obvious joke .......

Who the hell am I kidding. I have heard of cumming your brains out, but that is overkill.
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