"What's the difference between a left-wing investigative journalist and a right-wing investigative journalist? Simple: the left-wing variety wins Pulitzer prizes (a la Woodward and Bernstein), or gets feted ad nauseam in Private Eye (Paul Foot), or gets given endless documentaries on Channel 4 (John Pilger); the right-wing one languishes in undeserved obscurity."
Yeah, six feet under...
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." - Ecclesiastes 10:2
"April Fools Day is the one day of the year that people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true." - Unknown