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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #1000 on: June 25, 2016, 08:29:36 pm »
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different… again. Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.” The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Obama?” Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.” The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican. Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?” With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan.”
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #1001 on: June 27, 2016, 07:25:13 pm »
Steve Harvey Stares On Aghast As Kellie Pickler Melts Down On ‘Family Feud’

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #1002 on: June 29, 2016, 06:13:04 pm »
the first 2 minutes - one of my favorite jokes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwiQ6KoXLTY
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
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« Reply #1004 on: June 30, 2016, 11:53:56 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #1005 on: July 05, 2016, 10:20:52 pm »
Daniel Lin ‏@DLin71 Jul 4

[Trump playing blackjack]
Doubles down
Triples down
Quadruples down
Ignores Paul Ryan
Quintuples down
Says he was actually playing roulette
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #1006 on: July 06, 2016, 12:01:04 am »
Lee Harvey Griswold ‏@PoliticalLaughs 16h16 hours ago

What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes? His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #1007 on: July 07, 2016, 01:26:32 am »
The Pope and Hillary are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Hillary and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Hillary replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!
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« Reply #1008 on: July 16, 2016, 05:04:26 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #1010 on: July 28, 2016, 02:43:51 am »


jonnifer lopez ‏@senderblock23

If viewed objectively it's pretty cool that we have a cartoon super villain running for president

Hippo ‏@InternetHippo

[trying to explain this election to someone]
Imagine if the Hamburglar said he’s the only one who can stop burger theft at McDonald’s


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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #1011 on: July 31, 2016, 01:03:16 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
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Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
« Reply #1017 on: August 08, 2016, 08:11:47 pm »
Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

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The United States Constitution will be modified to include the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, according to a policy document leaked from the Donald Trump campaign.

The news emerged after it became clear Trump’s campaign website would not allow supporters to cancel reoccurring donations, a move covered under Rule 239 as “Never be afraid to mislabel a product”.

Trump, who believes he is running for the position of ‘Grand Nagus’ of the United States, has a personal motto of “A man is only worth the sum of his possessions”, which is his favourite of the rules.
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Re: Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
« Reply #1018 on: August 08, 2016, 10:14:33 pm »
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Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

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Loved it!
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Re: Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
« Reply #1019 on: August 08, 2016, 10:27:32 pm »
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Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

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Trump, small hands little fingers with blue nails.. equally little lobes.  Trump is like you typical Ferengi, greedy, misogynistic, untrustworthy little trolls.  Never turn my back on one of them for a second.


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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #1021 on: August 09, 2016, 08:28:23 pm »
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Re: Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
« Reply #1022 on: August 10, 2016, 02:02:26 am »
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Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
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« Reply #1024 on: August 11, 2016, 08:21:07 pm »
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