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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #575 on: July 29, 2015, 11:13:20 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #576 on: July 30, 2015, 12:16:51 pm »


So true!!   :laugh:
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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #577 on: August 01, 2015, 01:46:03 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #578 on: August 01, 2015, 11:33:48 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #579 on: August 02, 2015, 08:23:13 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #580 on: August 03, 2015, 02:30:36 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #581 on: August 03, 2015, 05:05:36 pm »

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #582 on: August 05, 2015, 02:34:07 am »
I was sitting at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the f*ck would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?"

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little pr*ck"

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #583 on: August 05, 2015, 03:31:02 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #584 on: August 05, 2015, 11:48:30 am »
"Radar Online is reporting that Khloe Kardashian wants to have a baby. She hasn’t chosen a father for the child, but she has narrowed it down… between the Lakers or the Clippers." -Jodi Miller
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #585 on: August 06, 2015, 01:36:11 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #586 on: August 06, 2015, 02:02:41 am »
"Radar Online is reporting that Khloe Kardashian wants to have a baby. She hasn’t chosen a father for the child, but she has narrowed it down… between the Lakers or the Clippers." -Jodi Miller

:silly: :silly: :silly:

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #587 on: August 06, 2015, 07:20:25 pm »


WTF??     :laugh:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #590 on: August 07, 2015, 01:25:25 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #591 on: August 07, 2015, 04:02:28 pm »
Finally, a written breathalyzer test.


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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #592 on: August 07, 2015, 05:42:00 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #594 on: August 11, 2015, 11:22:02 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #595 on: August 12, 2015, 01:51:05 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #597 on: August 12, 2015, 03:20:22 am »
Members of the anti-Trump cabal: Now that Mr Trump has sewn up the nomination, I want you to know I feel your pain.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #598 on: August 12, 2015, 12:17:43 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread
« Reply #599 on: August 12, 2015, 09:08:58 pm »
Members of the anti-Trump cabal: Now that Mr Trump has sewn up the nomination, I want you to know I feel your pain.