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Oh No He Didn't: Sergio Makes Fried Chicken Joke
« on: May 21, 2013, 11:40:04 PM »
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Re: Oh No He Didn't: Sergio Makes Fried Chicken Joke
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2013, 11:41:10 PM »
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Re: Oh No He Didn't: Sergio Makes Fried Chicken Joke
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2013, 02:00:46 AM »
Sheeesh...Sergio is a thin-skinned, insecure and is absolutely gutless in choke after choke...when will he learn?

Garcia needs to find an arch-enemy who is somewhat competitive...Sergio is NOT in Tiger's weight class...MUD

Only a year ago, after seeing Garcia pluck the tee shot at the 17th tee at the Players...Tiger would say, "There but for the Grace of God...."

But truthfully, have never seen a melt down like that on the last two holes in my life. 

But it's going to be fun to see how this plays out.  It will definitely knock RGIII's wedding registry off the front pages.   :laugh:
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Re: Oh No He Didn't: Sergio Makes Fried Chicken Joke
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2013, 07:24:38 AM »
A while back, Sergio was dating Greg Norman's daughter.  At the time I was thinking that if the two got married and had children, their offspring may well be the greatest chokers in history.  Both Sergio and Greg Norman are monumental chokers.  Norman, at least, was able to eke out a couple of Open Championship titles, but he should be up there with Sir Nick Faldo in majors, given how much talent he had.  He simply could not play on Sunday when a big title was on the line, and neither can Garcia.

As for the Tiger vs Garcia feud, neither one of them has the moral high ground as far as I am concerned.  I enjoy watching Tiger Woods play golf, but beyond his golf game, there is very little else about him that I find impressive.  I'd hate to see him break Nicklaus' record.  But given how well Tiger is playing, it would be a surprise if he failed to win at least one major this year.  He'd have won the Masters but for a fluke carom off a flagstick that ended up costing him 3-4 strokes.
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Re: Oh No He Didn't: Sergio Makes Fried Chicken Joke
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2013, 08:23:43 AM »
Really stupid comment on Sergio's part. He may choose to avoid U.S. tournaments, as he'll be treated worse than Colin Montogomerie by the American fans.
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Re: Oh No He Didn't: Sergio Makes Fried Chicken Joke
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2013, 08:50:11 AM »
Wasn't there a golf pro back in the 90's who used to make comments like that?  He was a good friend of Rush's but I can't remember his name.  :shrug:

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Re: Oh No He Didn't: Sergio Makes Fried Chicken Joke
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2013, 08:58:32 AM »
I know Fuzzy Zoeller lost some endorsement income over 'sensitive' remarks he made about fried chicken.
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Re: Oh No He Didn't: Sergio Makes Fried Chicken Joke
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2013, 09:50:05 AM »
Fuzzy was practically crucified for his  fried chicken comment about Tiggy.  Sergio now will get the same treatment.
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Re: Oh No He Didn't: Sergio Makes Fried Chicken Joke
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2013, 04:27:43 PM »
Hey, DCP, have I told you lately how much I love NOT living inside or anywhere near the DeeCee Beltway?

Y'all are sick, friggin' information inbreeds up there, present company excepted of course...MUD :3:

LOL!   And that's why I shower twice a day!   :beer:
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