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2013 NFL Draft
« on: April 26, 2013, 12:16:53 am »
With the 1st Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Kansas City Chief Select Eric Fisher OT, Central Michigan

WTF?!  Really?

There is a reason, why KC sucks and will continue to suck.  They're flipping stupid.
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2013, 12:19:25 am »
With the 1st Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Kansas City Chief Select Eric Fisher OT, Central Michigan

WTF?!  Really?

There is a reason, why KC sucks and will continue to suck.  They're flipping stupid.


It's the weakest draft in a decade.  They might use him as part of a trade for bigger impact players.
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2013, 12:25:11 am »
With the 2nd Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Jacksonville Jaguars select Luke Joeckel, OT, Texas A&M.

Joeckel should have been #1, but I guess 6 week of pounding by the ESPN pundits will kill anyone's chances of going first.  But that's to be expected because ESPN hates Texas A&M and always does what they can to screw us.

And all the a-holes in the audience are booing.  F-Them.
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2013, 12:35:07 am »
With the 3rd Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Miami Dolphins (via the Oakland Raiders) Select Dion Jordan, DE/OLB Oregon
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2013, 12:42:55 am »
With the 4th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Philadelphia Eagles Select Lane Johnson, OT Oklahoma
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2013, 12:51:03 am »
With the 5th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Detroit Lions Select Ezekiel Ansah, DE BYU
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2013, 12:56:15 am »
With the 6th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Cleveland Browns Select Barkevious Mingo, DE, LSU
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2013, 01:01:51 am »
With the 7th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Arizona Cardinals Select Jonathan Cooper, Guard North Carolina
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2013, 01:09:42 am »
With the 8th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The St. Louis Rams (via the Buffalo Bills) Select Tavon Austin, WR West Virginia

This means St. Louis has two 1st round picks @ this time.
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2013, 01:17:49 am »
With the 9th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The New York Jets Select Dee Milliner, CB Alabama
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2013, 01:27:03 am »
With the 10th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Tennessee Titans Select Chance Warmack, OG Alabama
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2013, 01:31:27 am »
With the 11th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The San Diego Chargers Select DJ Fluker, OT Alabama

Third player from Alabama to go in the 1st round so far.
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2013, 01:38:51 am »
With the 12th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Oakland Raiders (via the Miami Dolphins) Select DJ Hayden, CB Houston
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2013, 01:46:53 am »
With the 13th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The New York Jets Select Sheldon Richardson, DT, Missouri

Might knock Geno Smith to the 2nd Round unless there is a surprise pick.
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2013, 01:52:23 am »
With the 14th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Carolina Panthers Select Star Lotulelei, DT Utah
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2013, 01:59:44 am »
With the 15th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The New Orleans Saints Select Kenny Vaccaro, S/DB Texas

The Saints do not have a 2nd round pick this year.
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2013, 02:04:50 am »
With the 16th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Buffalo Bills (via the St. Louis Rams) Select EJ Manuel, QB Florida State

The ESPN talking heads are shocked.
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2013, 02:12:45 am »
With the 17th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Pittsburgh Steelers Select: Jarvis Jones, OLB Georgia
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2013, 02:14:53 am »
With the 18th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The San Francisco 49ers (via the Dallas Cowboys) Select Eric Reid, S/DB LSU
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2013, 02:22:24 am »
With the 19th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The New York Giants Select Justin Pugh, OT Syracuse
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2013, 02:29:00 am »
With the 20th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Chicago Bears Select Kyle Long, G Oregon

ESPN talking heads stunned again.
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2013, 02:34:32 am »
With the 21th Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Cincinnati Bengals Select Tyler Eifert, TE Notre Dame
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2013, 02:40:51 am »
With the 22nd Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Atlanta Falcons (via the Washington Redskins) Select Desmond Trufant, CB Washington
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2013, 02:46:10 am »
With the 23rd Pick of the 2013 NFL Draft

The Minnesota Viking Select Sharrif Floyd, DT Florida
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Re: 2013 NFL Draft
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2013, 02:48:04 am »
Enough with the T'eo slobber fest.

Jeez.
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