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Title: Original Joke Time
Post by: DeerSlayer on October 19, 2012, 11:43:38 PM
Rules for this thread:

1.  Joke
2.  Originality - meaning you made it up

This one just bombarded my gray matter  - a good joke in response to a bad joke:

"That's a joke only Joe Biden could laugh at."

[Okay, so you're way funny already.]
Title: Re: Original Joke Time
Post by: DeerSlayer on October 20, 2012, 09:07:22 AM
The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be.

I am here to tell you:  Neither is the old gray stallion.
Title: Re: Original Joke Time
Post by: DCPatriot on October 20, 2012, 09:46:34 AM
The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be.

I am here to tell you:  Neither is the old gray stallion.


Ain't that the truth..... 8888crybaby
Title: Re: Original Joke Time
Post by: DeerSlayer on June 01, 2019, 08:00:23 PM
What did Winnie the Pooh say to Tigger?


You scratch my back and I'll scratch Eeyores.
Title: Re: Original Joke Time
Post by: Cyber Liberty on June 02, 2019, 12:05:17 AM
 :2popcorn:
Title: Re: Original Joke Time
Post by: verga on June 12, 2019, 05:38:26 AM
BKMK
Title: Re: Original Joke Time
Post by: jmyrlefuller on June 12, 2019, 08:36:36 AM
Residents of the town of Coal Grove, Ohio this week were surprised to find their tap water had turned bright shades of purple and pink. The wastewater treatment plant that was responsible for the mishap swore that the water was safe to drink—if diluted.

Diluted with what?! "Oh, I'll just water it down from—oh, wait..."
Title: Re: Original Joke Time
Post by: DeerSlayer on August 08, 2019, 10:13:42 PM
Residents of the town of Coal Grove, Ohio this week were surprised to find their tap water had turned bright shades of purple and pink. The wastewater treatment plant that was responsible for the mishap swore that the water was safe to drink—if diluted.

Diluted with what?! "Oh, I'll just water it down from—oh, wait..."

1.  That was no joke.  It is reality. 
2.  You didn't make it up. 

Other than that........

A Scottish archaeologist reported finding the fossil remains of a close relative to the Archaeopteryx in the islands just off northern Scotland.  He named it Orkneyopteryx.