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Title: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 15, 2017, 11:45:00 PM
After a flurry of questionable polls and the inevitable dumpster fire posts afterward, I thought this question should be floated to the fine and upstanding membership of TBR.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: corbe on November 15, 2017, 11:49:08 PM
   To show my Dignity and sense of impartiality I voted YES but it's a Union Job, you're not getting rid of me that easy.

   You turned guest OFF, that's unfair, I can't cheat!!!!
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 15, 2017, 11:53:37 PM
I'm disappointed. I thought the Roy Moore column would be winning by now.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: corbe on November 15, 2017, 11:56:08 PM
   If this turns out bad for me, I'll get you Frank unless your buddies time me out, again.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: RoosGirl on November 15, 2017, 11:56:47 PM
How about a poll on who would win a fight between Hannity and Moore?
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: RoosGirl on November 15, 2017, 11:57:37 PM
I'm disappointed. I thought the Roy Moore column would be winning by now.

I voted "hell yes".
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 15, 2017, 11:59:14 PM
   If this turns out bad for me, I'll get you Frank unless your buddies time me out, again.

Well you're in sad shape now. 2/3rds of the votes are against you. It would be 100% right now but I mistakenly put a pot question on my poll and got suckered into voting for that.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: RoosGirl on November 16, 2017, 12:00:59 AM
Well you're in sad shape now. 2/3rds of the votes are against you. It would be 100% right now but I mistakenly put a pot question on my poll and got suckered into voting for that.

LOL
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: corbe on November 16, 2017, 12:03:27 AM
How about a poll on who would win a fight between Hannity and Moore?

   That would be great @RoosGirl except Frank doesn't want anymore crap about Moore.  I have thousands of new poll ideas like 'How big is that hole in your pocket'?
   This may be a great opportunity for Briefers to take Franks advice (for once) and dispatch with this silly notion that I can do a legitimate Poll. 
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 16, 2017, 12:06:22 AM
   That would be great @RoosGirl except Frank doesn't want anymore crap about Moore.  I have thousands of new poll ideas like 'How big is that hole in your pocket'?
   This may be a great opportunity for Briefers to take Franks advice (for once) and dispatch with this silly notion that I can do a legitimate Poll.

That "Pocket Poll" doesn't look promising. Your at 75% thumbs down. It's worse than the outcome of Siskel and Ebert voting on you if you were a movie.

(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/.TcBfk192mMxi2gwQpYBsQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NjMwO2g9NDAwO2lsPXBsYW5l/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/movietalk/siskel-ebert-jpg_233545.jpg)
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Victoria33 on November 16, 2017, 12:30:12 AM
I have thousands of new poll ideas like 'How big is that hole in your pocket'?
@corbe

I look at your polls, but seldom vote.  I like you, but not so much the polls, however freedom of speech rules, so do your polls.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: corbe on November 16, 2017, 12:39:49 AM
   In spite of that brutal corbe poll critique @Victoria33 I still love you.

   
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 16, 2017, 12:47:13 AM
   In spite of that brutal corbe poll critique @Victoria33 I still love you.

 

Warm up your Pocket Poll. Vicky has you back alive and in the running. Damn that pot question!
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Victoria33 on November 16, 2017, 12:49:40 AM
   In spite of that brutal corbe poll critique @Victoria33 I still love you.
@corbe

I guess it is that none of the choices fit what I think.  Could we have a choice of, "I love you corbe, but nothing fits."  I would mark that one.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: corbe on November 16, 2017, 01:00:17 AM
   
@corbe

I guess it is that none of the choices fit what I think.  Could we have a choice of, "I love you corbe, but nothing fits." I would mark that one.


    Mods, Victoria has a great idea can you add her suggestion to Frank's Poll?
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 16, 2017, 01:03:15 AM
   

    Mods, Victoria has a great idea can you add her suggestion to Frank's Poll?

That's not a good question. It sounds like the excuses you get when you ask fat chicks out on a date.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: RoosGirl on November 16, 2017, 01:06:30 AM
That's not a good question. It sounds like the excuses you get when you ask fat chicks out on a date.

Even fat chicks turn you down?
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: corbe on November 16, 2017, 01:08:23 AM
    What are you insinuating Frank?

(http://pinknews.co.uk/images/2016/03/Trump-Hands.jpg)
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 16, 2017, 01:12:07 AM
Even fat chicks turn you down?

Corbe don't get no respect.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/14oNdSrLu1v6dG/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: corbe on November 16, 2017, 01:17:11 AM
    Respect is highly over rated Frank, especially around here. Whoever dies with the most Ignore's Wins!
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: RoosGirl on November 16, 2017, 01:17:41 AM
Corbe don't get no respect.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/14oNdSrLu1v6dG/giphy.gif)

Oh, i thought we were talking about you.  "It sounds like the excuses you get when you ask fat chicks out on a date."  Sounds like personal experience talking to me.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 16, 2017, 01:22:29 AM
Oh, i thought we were talking about you.  "It sounds like the excuses you get when you ask fat chicks out on a date."  Sounds like personal experience talking to me.

Learn to read. It was a response to Corbe hence the use of the word "you", not "me" or "I".
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: RoosGirl on November 16, 2017, 01:24:00 AM
Learn to read. It was a response to Corbe hence the use of the word "you", not "me" or "I".

Oh, Corbe?  I have him on ignore.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 16, 2017, 01:27:32 AM
Oh, Corbe?  I have him on ignore.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: corbe on November 16, 2017, 01:32:06 AM
   That's the problem with you bandwagon types @RoosGirl but if you've been paying any attention lately you'd know that by acclamation Briefers give me a Thumbs Up except for the few disgruntled members that are literally constipated anyway (Frank).
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: RoosGirl on November 16, 2017, 01:35:09 AM
   That's the problem with you bandwagon types @RoosGirl but if you've been paying any attention lately you'd know that by acclamation Briefers give me a Thumbs Up except for the few disgruntled members that are literally constipated anyway (Frank).

I didn't see this message because I have you on ignore.

Frank just needs a good reaming out.  I suggest these.

(https://cdnimg.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/extra_large/34393/441963.jpg)

Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 16, 2017, 01:38:22 AM
   That's the problem with you bandwagon types @RoosGirl but if you've been paying any attention lately you'd know that by acclamation Briefers give me a Thumbs Up except for the few disgruntled members that are literally constipated anyway (Frank).

Three out of eleven votes giving you a thumbs up isn't exactly reason for a ticker tape parade.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 16, 2017, 01:41:28 AM
I didn't see this message because I have you on ignore.

Frank just needs a good reaming out.  I suggest these.

(https://cdnimg.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/extra_large/34393/441963.jpg)

I thought I was on ignore....at least I hope I am with a reaming being discussed.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: RoosGirl on November 16, 2017, 01:44:28 AM
I thought I was on ignore....at least I hope I am with a reaming being discussed.

I did not see this post because I have you on ignore, but I was a little afraid to mention the reaming because I thought you might like that kind of thing.  And honestly, I am not prepared to go there with you.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 16, 2017, 01:45:36 AM
I did not see this post because I have you on ignore, but I was a little afraid to mention the reaming because I thought you might like that kind of thing.  And honestly, I am not prepared to go there with you.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: INVAR on November 16, 2017, 02:01:20 AM
I didn't see this message because I have you on ignore.

Frank just needs a good reaming out.  I suggest these.

(https://cdnimg.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/extra_large/34393/441963.jpg)

It's Frank we're talking about, so we need something a little bit more heavy-duty if it's a reamin' you be advisin'.


(http://www.plumbermag.com/img/uploads/32990/jp_rotorooter04__large.jpg)

(https://tucson.myrotorooter.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/16/2016/05/people-tucson-tech.jpg)
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: RoosGirl on November 16, 2017, 02:06:51 AM
It's Frank we're talking about, so we need something a little bit more heavy-duty if it's a reamin' you be advisin'.




Good point.  I still recommend the gloves.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 16, 2017, 02:27:03 AM
Good point.  I still recommend the gloves.

No gloves. I like the personal touch.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Gefn on November 16, 2017, 06:51:47 PM
I like @corbe

No.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: corbe on November 16, 2017, 06:55:58 PM
   Thank You Sweetheart @Freya I love all the Women here, even the Trumpers.
   Myst has managed, somehow, to assemble a well balanced Forum.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 16, 2017, 06:58:37 PM
   Thank You Sweetheart @Freya I love all the Women here, even the Trumpers.
   Myst has managed, somehow, to assemble a well balanced Forum.

How much did you have to pay for that glowing endorsement?
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Gefn on November 16, 2017, 07:09:59 PM
How much did you have to pay for that glowing endorsement?

Nothing. I just try to be nice, to treat people the way I want to be treated.

And if all else fails I live near a Dunkin' Donuts
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: RoosGirl on November 16, 2017, 07:11:38 PM
Nothing. I just try to be nice, to treat people the way I want to be treated.

And if all else fails I live near a Dunkin' Donuts

Who are you planning on poisoning? ;)
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 16, 2017, 07:23:54 PM
Who are you planning on poisoning? ;)

Yeah. Good point.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: mystery-ak on November 16, 2017, 07:26:34 PM
I love corbe and I just can't vote against him...God forgive me.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Gefn on November 16, 2017, 07:26:51 PM
Who are you planning on poisoning? ;)

Oh dear lord, no one. We are just famous for diners and Dunkin' Donuts
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: driftdiver on November 16, 2017, 07:29:53 PM
I didn't see this message because I have you on ignore.

Frank just needs a good reaming out.  I suggest these.

(https://cdnimg.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/extra_large/34393/441963.jpg)

@RoosGirl

If suggest these

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/bare-corn-cob-27111289.jpg)
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: corbe on November 16, 2017, 07:35:08 PM
    Wow Myst, I am Flattered. 
    Is now a good time to send you that 'canned' PM I have about what great idea it would be to make me a Mod, you stopped responding back in May?  I thought you had me on Ignore.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: mystery-ak on November 16, 2017, 07:37:25 PM
    Wow Myst, I am Flattered. 
    Is now a good time to send you that 'canned' PM I have about what great idea it would be to make me a Mod, you stopped responding back in May?  I thought you had me on Ignore.

Let's not get carried away....I'll put you on the waiting list... *****rollingeyes*****
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: corbe on November 16, 2017, 07:41:32 PM
   That's the same thing you said last January. Either you're paying your Mods well or your discriminating against old farts with to much time on their hands.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: mystery-ak on November 16, 2017, 07:44:22 PM
   That's the same thing you said last January. Either you're paying your Mods well or your discriminating against old farts with to much time on their hands.

It's such a good job they never want to leave...don't worry when there is an opening you'll be the first to know :whistle:
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: corbe on November 16, 2017, 07:49:57 PM
   Regardless, @mystery-ak I do love what you've done with this House!
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: corbe on November 16, 2017, 07:59:05 PM
   I just had another great Poll Idea, should breath analyzers be required for TBR posts and what should the cut off level be 1.0 or 4.0 BAC?   
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: InHeavenThereIsNoBeer on November 16, 2017, 08:11:26 PM
   I just had another great Poll Idea, should breath analyzers be required for TBR posts and what should the cut off level be 1.0 or 4.0 BAC?

0.08 - 0.10 is the legal driving limit, 0.4 or so is coma/death (for normal people), so I'd say demanding a minimum BAC of even 1.0 is pretty harsh.  That would winnow out pretty much everyone but me, Frank around noon-ish, and HRC after a week in rehab.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: corbe on November 16, 2017, 09:40:29 PM
   @Frank Cannon I'd be winning this Poll 'hands down' if it wasn't for the Stoners and those damn moore people.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: RoosGirl on November 16, 2017, 09:57:40 PM
@RoosGirl

If suggest these

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/bare-corn-cob-27111289.jpg)

@driftdiver

Even I'm not that mean.... wtf am I saying?  Yes I am! 
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 16, 2017, 10:09:38 PM
   @Frank Cannon I'd be winning this Poll 'hands down' if it wasn't for the Stoners and those damn moore people.

I know for a fact that those votes would go "Yes" and "Hell Yes" if the polite options ware not given.
Title: Re: Should Corbe Be Banned From The Poll Section?
Post by: corbe on November 16, 2017, 10:22:20 PM
   You may have a point there @Frank Cannon but I'll be damn if I'll recognize it.