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Title: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 25, 2019, 11:05:02 am
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Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Smokin Joe on February 25, 2019, 11:33:39 am
Thanks, pookie!
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 25, 2019, 11:41:45 am
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Sighlass on February 25, 2019, 12:40:44 pm
Time for a Pookie poke (hold it, that didn't come out right).... ummm Football, yeah Football....

Morning Pookie
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 25, 2019, 01:04:24 pm
Time for a Pookie poke (hold it, that didn't come out right).... ummm Football, yeah Football....

Morning Pookie

I don't get either, but Mornin' anyway, Sighlass!
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Polly Ticks on February 25, 2019, 01:10:52 pm
Thanks, Pookie.
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: verga on February 25, 2019, 01:32:14 pm
Thank you Pookie
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 25, 2019, 01:32:59 pm
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: corbe on February 25, 2019, 03:42:17 pm
   Thanks for the morning chuckle collection @pookie18
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 25, 2019, 03:52:59 pm
   Thanks for the morning chuckle collection @pookie18

You're welcome, as always, @corbe!
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 25, 2019, 03:55:01 pm
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, as ever, Verga!
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Cyber Liberty on February 25, 2019, 04:53:58 pm
Yaaay!  It's Monday O'Clock!  Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!!

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Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Sarge on February 25, 2019, 05:15:55 pm
Mahalo Pookie!

Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 25, 2019, 05:44:49 pm
Yaaay!  It's Monday O'Clock!  Thanks for the toons, Pookie!!!!

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My pleasure, as ever & thanks for the Pook pic, CL! Now for the bad news...I'm responding to you from my wife's PC as mine has problems again. All I need to post the toons (& many other things) is on my PC & I can't get to it...
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Cyber Liberty on February 25, 2019, 05:50:57 pm
My pleasure, as ever & thanks for the Pook pic, CL! Now for the bad news...I'm responding to you from my wife's PC as mine has problems again. All I need to post the toons (& many other things) is on my PC & I can't get to it...

Arrrgh!  Prayers for your primary machine....
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 25, 2019, 05:58:59 pm
Arrrgh!  Prayers for your primary machine....

Thanks, CL! Need all that I can get...
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: ricebug on February 25, 2019, 06:23:35 pm
G'day, Pookie!!
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 25, 2019, 06:29:29 pm
G'day, Pookie!!

G'day, Ricebug!
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Cyber Liberty on February 25, 2019, 06:36:41 pm
Thanks, CL! Need all that I can get...

Recommendation:  Copy all the files to a thumb drive after you get your machine running.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 25, 2019, 06:52:33 pm
Recommendation:  Copy all the files to a thumb drive after you get your machine running.  :shrug:

tx
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: DCPatriot on February 26, 2019, 02:26:20 pm
ARGH!!!!

This must be what a heroin addict feels coming down 'cold turkey'.    :laugh:

@pookie18
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Polly Ticks on February 26, 2019, 02:48:49 pm
ARGH!!!!

This must be what a heroin addict feels coming down 'cold turkey'.    :laugh:

@pookie18

Right?!

The first step is admitting you have a problem... 

Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: DCPatriot on February 26, 2019, 03:00:56 pm
Right?!

The first step is admitting you have a problem...

 888high58888
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 26, 2019, 03:21:11 pm
Right?!

The first step is admitting you have a problem...

@Polly Ticks

@DCPatriot

I (still) have a problem :-(
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Polly Ticks on February 26, 2019, 03:24:13 pm
@Polly Ticks

@DCPatriot

I (still) have a problem :-(

Sorry to hear it, @pookie18
I know it's frustrating.
Hang in there!
 0052
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 26, 2019, 03:28:57 pm
Sorry to hear it, @pookie18
I know it's frustrating.
Hang in there!
 0052

Oh, I'm having fun...like reading the new 1040 tax instructions!
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Polly Ticks on February 26, 2019, 04:55:31 pm
Oh, I'm having fun...like reading the new 1040 tax instructions!

Desperate times call for desperate measures, but you might be taking that a little bit too far.  Don't you have some nice technical manuals sitting around somewhere (preferably poorly-translated from the original Chinese) that you could read??
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 26, 2019, 05:05:16 pm
Desperate times call for desperate measures, but you might be taking that a little bit too far.  Don't you have some nice technical manuals sitting around somewhere (preferably poorly-translated from the original Chinese) that you could read??

It wasn't out of desperation (though normally I'd have waited until the w/e). My wife picked up the instructions & forms yesterday at our county library.
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Polly Ticks on February 26, 2019, 05:33:22 pm
It wasn't out of desperation (though normally I'd have waited until the w/e). My wife picked up the instructions & forms yesterday at our county library.

Best of luck!
Hopefully it won't be too bad.  I'm supposed to help two of my sons with theirs next week.  Can't say I'm looking forward to it.
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Mike C. on February 27, 2019, 05:20:20 pm
Two days without "Toons" (2/26 & 2/27)......... teeth chattering, hands shaking and eyes watering ......... HELP !
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 27, 2019, 05:29:07 pm
Two days without "Toons" (2/26 & 2/27)......... teeth chattering, hands shaking and eyes watering ......... HELP !

@Mike C.

Have to get a new PC...no ETA yet...
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Mike C. on February 28, 2019, 01:21:06 am
 8888crybaby   9999hair out0000  8888crybaby    9999hair out0000   8888crybaby  8888crybaby
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 28, 2019, 01:29:32 am
8888crybaby   9999hair out0000  8888crybaby    9999hair out0000   8888crybaby  8888crybaby

Ditto...
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Cyber Liberty on February 28, 2019, 01:40:26 am
8888crybaby   9999hair out0000  8888crybaby    9999hair out0000   8888crybaby  8888crybaby

Welcome to TBR, @Mike C. !!  Come explore the rest of the Forum!  There is a whole category to welcome new members, and if you click the pic of Ronald Reagan giving a toast in the upper left-hand corner of the home page, you will find the Members Lounge...a little refuge from the political threads.
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Smokin Joe on February 28, 2019, 04:55:42 am
@Mike C.

Have to get a new PC...no ETA yet...

I'm oveeeerrrr the w w w w worst of the jjjjjohnnneses already...

Nnnooot hh oolkkeed on the tttunnnes.

I can quit annnny tt t tim e I ww w an n t to......


Seriously, we miss your stellar contributions, and pray for speedy delivery and setup of your new machine.

Until then, KNOW that your toons are sorely missed.

Have a great day, pookie!, in spite of it all.  :patriot:
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: corbe on February 28, 2019, 05:00:44 am
   I've called around the San Antonio area, there is no @pookie18 REHAB, this suxs.
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: DCPatriot on February 28, 2019, 05:25:38 am
Hurry up, @pookie18 ... my FB friends are wondering if I'm okay.   I usually share at least one toon each morning.    :shrug:
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 28, 2019, 11:43:59 am
I'm oveeeerrrr the w w w w worst of the jjjjjohnnneses already...

Nnnooot hh oolkkeed on the tttunnnes.

I can quit annnny tt t tim e I ww w an n t to......


Seriously, we miss your stellar contributions, and pray for speedy delivery and setup of your new machine.

Until then, KNOW that your toons are sorely missed.

Have a great day, pookie!, in spite of it all.  :patriot:

I'm hangin' in there (what choice to a have) & am glad you're out of rehab, Smokin Joe!
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 28, 2019, 11:45:25 am
   I've called around the San Antonio area, there is no @pookie18 REHAB, this suxs.

Tell me about it, @corbe! BTW, never been in TX.
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on February 28, 2019, 11:46:47 am
Hurry up, @pookie18 ... my FB friends are wondering if I'm okay.   I usually share at least one toon each morning.    :shrug:

Out of my hands at the moment, @DCPatriot! Imaging how much mail/messages I'm getting...
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: DCPatriot on February 28, 2019, 11:56:50 am
Out of my hands at the moment, @DCPatriot! Imaging how much mail/messages I'm getting...

 wink777
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Sarge on March 01, 2019, 02:01:54 am
umm...

Thanks Pookie! (for trying!)   
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on March 01, 2019, 02:09:00 am
umm...

Thanks Pookie! (for trying!)

Thanks, Sarge! Hopefully in ~2 weeks...
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Cyber Liberty on March 01, 2019, 02:15:36 am
 *bouche*
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: verga on March 01, 2019, 10:49:14 am
Thanks, Sarge! Hopefully in ~2 weeks...
@pookie18 Tttttt wwww  oooo  ww  eeee ks Alright I can handle this. I'll just go back and read some of the old ones yeah yeah that's the ticket.
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on March 01, 2019, 11:42:29 am
@pookie18 Tttttt wwww  oooo  ww  eeee ks Alright I can handle this. I'll just go back and read some of the old ones yeah yeah that's the ticket.

@verga

& speaking of the ticket, I recently saw an image of Michael Cohen as Jon Lovitz's Liar aka Tommy Flanagan...
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Jimino on March 04, 2019, 11:05:23 pm
My hands are shaking, eyes won't focus, short of breath. I need my pookie's toons!!!!!
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Sanguine on March 04, 2019, 11:09:15 pm
My hands are shaking, eyes won't focus, short of breath. I need my pookie's toons!!!!!

I know, it's horrible.

BTW - love your avatar!
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on March 04, 2019, 11:12:05 pm
My hands are shaking, eyes won't focus, short of breath. I need my pookie's toons!!!!!

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQIfp1TAo2I#)

I'LL BE BACK! I just don't know when :-(
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: corbe on March 04, 2019, 11:29:11 pm
    All the Laughter that you have given me consistently in years past certainly allows for me to express some sympathy to your cause in your contract negotiations with Myst. 
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on March 04, 2019, 11:42:27 pm
    All the Laughter that you have given me consistently in years past certainly allows for me to express some sympathy to your cause in your contract negotiations with Myst.

Hopefully, it'll be in the Bryce Harper range...
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: corbe on March 04, 2019, 11:51:20 pm
   I smell another Briefathon in our future.
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: pookie18 on March 04, 2019, 11:56:35 pm
   I smell another Briefathon in our future.

:-)
Title: Re: Today's Toons 2/25/19
Post by: Jimino on March 05, 2019, 12:24:05 am
I know, it's horrible.

BTW - love your avatar!

Thanks Sanguine. Love yours as well!