TWlTTER DOT COM SLASH PIXELATED BOAT@pixelatedboat
4 hours ago
People are touting Joe Kennedy III as a future president but I wonder if they’d be as enthusiastic if they knew about his controversial stance on windowsill pie theft:
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"I loled
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
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The President is on the left.
Spring in Rochester
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PETERSBURG, KY -- As part of a fundraiser for his Creation Museum and Ark Encounter theme park, Answers in Genesis CEO Ken Ham is auctioning an original photograph of his great-great-grandfather riding atop a live dinosaur, sources confirmed.
neontaster @neontaster
BREAKING: Huffington Post fires new editor after extensive searches reveal no tweets attacking white people.
10:55 AM - 2 Aug 2018
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America is a great country, but as far as put-downs go, we can learn a thing or two from our friends abroad who have made slamming their opponents a form of high art.
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! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJiHlt8NRqk#)Ah, the classic Victor Borge. Another favorite routine of his is “Inflationary Language.â€
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJiHlt8NRqk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJiHlt8NRqk)