The Briefing Room
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: mountaineer on November 13, 2018, 02:35:19 pm
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Tuesday, November 13, 2018
MOTUS Returns To Her Roots (and Butts)
Honestly, I didn’t want to know anything more about Michelle and Barack’s personal life. Butt there it is (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6378909/Former-Lady-reveals-did-NOT-think-husband-elected-president-2008.html) anyway, because you don’t get a $65 million book deal without a lot of promotion. And I sure didn’t want to post yet another photoshop of the world’s most fashion forward former FLOTUS butt again, there it is (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6380295/Michelle-Obama-stars-cover-Elle-interviewed-close-friend-Oprah.html):
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-S7JhM4Kir2U/W-rbY6N6r6I/AAAAAAABxYM/2v24CxHOzp47jGx_mtd6nxzcXhFzBogUQCHMYCw/6084364-6380295-From_first_lady_to_fashion_star_Michelle_Obama_appears_on_the_co-a-104_1542031333169_thumb%255B1%255D?imgmax=800)
So thanks to Becoming Michelle, Elle and Robin Roberts we see and hear it all: from lust at first sight to marriage counseling:
Commenting on what she learned during marriage counseling years ago she said “what I learned about myself was that my happiness was up to me.â€
Isn’t that always the way when you’re married to a narcissist?
I won’t speculate on whether learning that her happiness was up to herself had anything to do with what she tells us next:
So, as her “sweet, attentive husband†worked at the state legislature, she was left 'largely on my own to manipulate my reproductive system into peak efficiency.'
OMG! Michelle also revealed that she and former President Barack Obama 'had to do IVF' to conceive their daughters Sasha and Malia, now 17 and 20, explaining that, because of her age at the time, she was worried about being able to get pregnant naturally.
TMI! ...
... Butt here’s what Michelle gracefully said about Melania: “You know, one of the things you learn as a former, it's, like, I don't judge, what a current is doin', you know?â€
Excellent advice, if not locution. Maybe she could pass that thought on to her husband and his friends.
Read the rest at Michelle's Mirror (http://www.michellesmirror.com/2018/11/motus-returns-to-her-roots-and-butts.html)
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I saw an article where Michael gave an interview and sounded more stupid than Occasional Cortex, repeated saying "you know," "like," and "dude." She looks ridiculous in the photo. The ankle socks, the corset, the hair. 888mouth
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Worried about being able to get pregnant at 37? Or worried about getting pregnant at 37 while married to a homo?
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I saw an article where Michael gave an interview and sounded more stupid than Occasional Cortex, repeated saying "you know," "like," and "dude." She looks ridiculous in the photo. The ankle socks, the corset, the hair. 888mouth
@austingirl
Lighten up! It's not easy to be a 6 foot tall man trying to pass yourself off as a gurl!
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@austingirl
Lighten up! It's not easy to be a 6 foot tall man trying to pass yourself off as a gurl!
@sneakypete
You're so right!
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Worried about being able to get pregnant at 37? Or worried about getting pregnant at 37 while married to a homo?
Did she have to run down to Boystown's nightclubs to find her "husband" and get a sperm sample, or did she just go with an anonymous donor?
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Did she have to run down to Boystown's nightclubs to find her "husband" and get a sperm sample, or did she just go with an anonymous donor?
@mountaineer
My best guess is a swizzle stick in a cup for stirring,and a surrogate mother.
Seriously.
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Sperm donor and surrogate for sure. Never saw a pic of Michael pregnant.
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I read a story on somewhat of a conspiracy site to the effect that another couple actually conceived and birthed the Obama girls. Anything for the cause! :whistle:
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PS Michelle looks like he's wearing a duckbill check valve.
(https://municipalvalve.com/images/mve/template/gallery20151107064005/Duck-bill-Check-prod-2.jpg)
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PS Michelle looks like he's wearing a duckbill check valve.
:silly:
She could use it for her ducklips selfie taken with a cancer patient.
(http://www.divinemagazineonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/CheeringForBreannaSource-300x225.jpg)
source (http://www.divinemagazineonline.com/obamaselfie-firstlady/)
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https://grabien.com/file.php?id=503911
Michelle Obama sat down with, like, The Today Show, and, you know, talked about, you know, her book, "Becoming."
Her interview, you know, covered her transition into private life, you know?
And throughout her, like, interview, the former First Lady, you know, couldn't stop saying "you know" and "like" and other, like, millennial prattle.
“We have to teach our kids better, you know, um, so, like, my advice is like, you know what's right,†she told former President George W. Bush’s daughter, Jenna Bush Hager, who, in Obama’s defense, also, like, said “you know†and “like†virtually nonstop.
Talking about, you know, being involved in her daughters’ lives, Obama said, “ “Just texting, LOL — guess who is in town!â€
Overall, Obama said, like, “you know†an astonishing 55 times. She also, you know, said “like,†“I mean,†“sort of,†“I think,†and “yeah,†another 16 times.
“You know you’re writing your book, you know, Barack is, you know ...†she said in another, you know, typical example of this speaking style.
You should, like, check out the montage above to, you know, see for yourself. source (https://grabien.com/story.php?id=206841)
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I call BS on “lust at first sight†for a scrawny little dude with a peanut head.
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https://grabien.com/file.php?id=503911
Michelle Obama sat down with, like, The Today Show, and, you know, talked about, you know, her book, "Becoming."
Her interview, you know, covered her transition into private life, you know?
And throughout her, like, interview, the former First Lady, you know, couldn't stop saying "you know" and "like" and other, like, millennial prattle.
“We have to teach our kids better, you know, um, so, like, my advice is like, you know what's right,†she told former President George W. Bush’s daughter, Jenna Bush Hager, who, in Obama’s defense, also, like, said “you know†and “like†virtually nonstop.
Talking about, you know, being involved in her daughters’ lives, Obama said, “ “Just texting, LOL — guess who is in town!â€
Overall, Obama said, like, “you know†an astonishing 55 times. She also, you know, said “like,†“I mean,†“sort of,†“I think,†and “yeah,†another 16 times.
“You know you’re writing your book, you know, Barack is, you know ...†she said in another, you know, typical example of this speaking style.
You should, like, check out the montage above to, you know, see for yourself. source (https://grabien.com/story.php?id=206841)
Mooch is now a Valley Girl. Ridiculous.
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Mooch is now a Valley Girl. Ridiculous.
Her "like, y'know" speaking style goes just great with Barry's "uh, uh, uh, wait a minute, uh." Both as dense as rocks.