The Briefing Room
General Category => National/Breaking News => Topic started by: Wingnut on August 11, 2019, 02:05:38 am
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ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.
“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,†a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.â€
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"premature involuntary dirt nap syndrome"
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Funny how that works,huh?
I am guessing this is because they get so depressed at the mere thought the Saintly Clint-Roids have dirt.
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God bless the Bee. :yowsa:
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I figured that had to be the Bee.... even without seeing a link.... someone call snopes right away!!
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I figured that had to be the Bee.... even without seeing a link.... someone call snopes right away!!
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I was 888mouth
My bad! Not!
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I'm a little surprised they didn't mention how these people tend to find really inventive ways to kill themselves, too.