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Title: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
Post by: libertybele on February 07, 2019, 01:46:26 pm: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests

Universal Studios Orlando has a new character in one of its theme parks with a very particular set of skills.

Guy Diamond, a troll from the â€œTrollsâ€ animated movie, has a well-defined bare bottom that not only farts at guests, but fires off glitter when it does................

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/farting-glitter-troll-universal-orlando_us_5c57b1dde4b087104754a282 (https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/farting-glitter-troll-universal-orlando_us_5c57b1dde4b087104754a282)
Title: Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
Post by: Sanguine on February 07, 2019, 02:26:17 pm: I was going to record that movie for the grandkids, but I watched a few minutes of it first, and while I didn't see naked, farting trolls, it was so stupid that I felt it would harm the little ones. Painfully stupid and insipid.
Title: Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
Post by: Frank Cannon on February 07, 2019, 02:30:41 pm: Quote from: Sanguine on February 07, 2019, 02:26:17 pm
Painfully stupid and insipid.

Doesn't that describe all kids movies?
Title: Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
Post by: Sanguine on February 07, 2019, 02:40:18 pm: Quote from: Amb. Frank Cannon on February 07, 2019, 02:30:41 pm
Doesn't that describe all kids movies?

No, this one is special. Frozen and Finding Dory were pretty good, even if you don't fully agree with some of the messages.
Title: Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
Post by: RoosGirl on February 07, 2019, 02:58:43 pm: Just in time for Ghey Daze. *****rollingeyes*****
Title: Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
Post by: 240B on February 07, 2019, 03:16:41 pm: So, when this gig ends, which it surly will, how does he putting naked glitter farting troll on a resume'?
Just when you think your job really sucks, you get to see this.
Title: Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
Post by: Wingnut on February 07, 2019, 03:31:28 pm: Fart glitter. Wonder what he Pee's?
Title: Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
Post by: RoosGirl on February 07, 2019, 04:17:34 pm: Quote from: The Ghost on February 07, 2019, 03:31:28 pm
Fart glitter. Wonder what he Pee's?

That's where they get the butterbeer for the Harry Potter area from.
Title: Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
Post by: Wingnut on February 07, 2019, 04:30:21 pm: Quote from: RoosGirl on February 07, 2019, 04:17:34 pm
That's where they get the butterbeer for the Harry Potter area from.

That stuff tastes stronger than a mug of mule piss with the foam glitter farted off by that troll.
Title: Re: Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
Post by: mountaineer on February 09, 2019, 04:05:55 pm: Quote from: Amb. Frank Cannon on February 07, 2019, 02:30:41 pm
Doesn't that describe all kids movies?
I grew up watching movies (mostly on TV, because movie theatres were not in our budget) that were based on the classics: Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn, Swiss Family Robinson, etc.
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYjBhZjhlZmItMzc1My00NjlkLTlhYzctOWY2MjAwNjhlM2U2XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTkxMzEwMzU@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,666,1000_AL_.jpg)

And then there's "Trolls." :thud: