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Title: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: Mod1 on March 13, 2018, 12:57:26 am
Posted on March 10, 2018
Christopher Lindsay

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From: tuckermanroger@gmail.com
To: info@mydoorsign.com
Subject: Refund Request for “Gun-Free Zone” Signs

Attention: Customer Service

I ordered three signs from you, and I am very unhappy with your product. The signs say, “Notice: Gun Free Zone.” They are aluminum, size 10 x 14 inches. I put one on my front lawn, one in my bedroom window, and another on the back door of my house. These signs did not work as your website said they would!

The first week I had no problems. But on Friday March 3, I woke up at midnight and could hear breaking glass! I went downstairs and there were two masked men with guns in my living room. I was so scared I literally crapped my pants. I couldn’t call 911 because my cell phone was in the living room, so I went back upstairs and cleaned myself in the bathroom. When the two masked men left, my television, computer, Blu-ray player, and cell phone were gone, and my kitchen window was smashed!

Excerpted.  Read more at:  https://christopherjohnlindsay.wordpress.com/2018/03/10/gun-free-zone-sign/
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: Mod1 on March 13, 2018, 12:59:40 am
Please welcome Christopher Lindsay.  He's a very good writer who cracks me up.. His blog is linked above, and he has many good articles to read....
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: Cryjustice on March 13, 2018, 01:00:09 am
Thanks for posting this! I'm the author and I am open to any feedback. Christopher Lindsay
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: Cyber Liberty on March 13, 2018, 01:04:31 am
LOL!  Thanks!

(http://shtfplan.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/gunlist-unarmed.jpeg)
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: Cryjustice on March 13, 2018, 01:05:31 am
That's hilarious.
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: RoosGirl on March 13, 2018, 01:09:51 am
From one of your other articles:

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A 2015 survey of 100,000 Europeans found that 40 per cent of women and 62 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom.

 :3:
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: mystery-ak on March 13, 2018, 01:11:08 am
Welcome to TBR...your articles will get some play here as they are automatically fed to out twitter account and I will post it on FB too!
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: Cyber Liberty on March 13, 2018, 01:14:23 am
Quote from: RoosGirl on March 13, 2018, 01:09:51 am
From one of your other articles:

 :3:

 :mauslaff:
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: WingNot on March 13, 2018, 01:21:55 am
Quote from: RoosGirl on March 13, 2018, 01:09:51 am
From one of your other articles:

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A 2015 survey of 100,000 Europeans found that 40 per cent of women and 62 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom.

I hope they were Pee'n
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: RoosGirl on March 13, 2018, 01:33:42 am
Quote from: Wingnut on March 13, 2018, 01:21:55 am


I hope they were Pee'n

Gawd
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: WingNot on March 13, 2018, 01:35:53 am
Quote from: RoosGirl on March 13, 2018, 01:33:42 am
Gawd

It said they were yourapeens who were polled...  Not poopin.   :whistle:
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: Cyber Liberty on March 13, 2018, 01:37:23 am
Quote from: Wingnut on March 13, 2018, 01:35:53 am
It said they were yourapeen who were polled...  Not poopin.   :whistle:

It's good you made the distinction...
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: Slip18 on March 13, 2018, 01:37:30 am
Great reading!  More! More!

Pretty please?
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: Slip18 on March 13, 2018, 01:39:42 am
Quote from: RoosGirl on March 13, 2018, 01:09:51 am
From one of your other articles:

 :3:

Noooo!

 OMGGGGGGG
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: WingNot on March 13, 2018, 01:42:29 am
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on March 13, 2018, 01:37:23 am
It's good you made the distinction...

One distinks more than the other.
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: Slip18 on March 13, 2018, 01:44:54 am
Quote from: Cryjustice on March 13, 2018, 01:00:09 am
Thanks for posting this! I'm the author and I am open to any feedback. Christopher Lindsay

Sorry.  Forgot.  Welcome Home!

 888high58888
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: Polly Ticks on March 13, 2018, 02:03:39 am
It’s a bad idea because it is a sin to bear false witness.  :laugh:

Welcome, @Cryjustice
Title: Re: Why Putting a “Gun-Free Zone” Sign on your Lawn is a Bad Idea
Post by: Cryjustice on March 13, 2018, 03:48:32 pm
I've written 12 "Roger Tuckerman" emails. You can read the rest at this link:
https://christopherjohnlindsay.wordpress.com/category/funny-emails/

13 and 14 will be posted in the weeks ahead.
Christopher Lindsay