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Title: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 13, 2018, 12:49:23 am
Has anyone actually seen him in like a year?
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 13, 2018, 12:52:02 am
Is he dead?
In a coma?
On life support?

Where the hell is he?
I'm calling the Sheriff.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: goodwithagun on June 13, 2018, 12:52:17 am
Not dying with dignity.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: dfwgator on June 13, 2018, 12:53:51 am
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Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: endicom on June 13, 2018, 12:54:34 am

Arizona?

Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 13, 2018, 12:57:59 am
Must be fun. To miss work for a year and still keep your corner office
And your 6 figure salary. Jeez man! These government people live in some kind of different reality than us.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: RoosGirl on June 13, 2018, 01:02:21 am
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Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: goodwithagun on June 13, 2018, 01:02:43 am
Must be fun. To miss work for a year and still keep your corner office
And your 6 figure salary. Jeez man! These government people live in some kind of different reality than us.

Don’t forget the world class health bennies.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 13, 2018, 01:05:48 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iiOEQOtBlQ
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: truth_seeker on June 13, 2018, 01:17:23 am
Have read he has a nice place in or near Sedona Arizona.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 13, 2018, 01:22:48 am
Havve read he has a nice place I ornear Sedona Arizona.

That's a funny thing. I did Sedona. There was tons of pot and lots of crystals.
But I didn't see McCain anywhere.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: Free Vulcan on June 13, 2018, 01:26:32 am
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Good luck.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 13, 2018, 01:29:49 am

You remember those Coyote cartoons?
That really is a real place. Sadona is what they based it on.
It's a real thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7WzbIppYW0
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 13, 2018, 01:55:29 am
Schumer and Pelosi recently had a brunch.

One says,"look we're just going to have to accept the fact that John McCain is dead."

Then Pelosi shrieked, "He's only dead...because you killed him" 

No no it was not me, come back...back to me
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: libertybele on June 15, 2018, 06:39:39 pm
I believe McCain is living out his final days at home.  He makes him self feel relevant and worthy by making leftist comments that support his liberal ideas and consequently the liberal media reacts.

No one knows when he will pass; I hope for his sake he reconciles with the Lord and perhaps a few of those that he has wronged.

Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 16, 2018, 01:26:14 am
It's his wife and his staff.
John McCain is close to his maker at this point.

His staff and his wife want to squat on the Seat because THEY WANT THE F-ING MONEY!

It is exactly the same as welfare families who refuse to admit that grandpa died so they can continue to collect his pension. His staff wants to keep their jobs.

It is a circus. John McCain is likely in a freezer somewhere. No disrespect intended to him. But....I mean....come on.
How long can they keep this up??
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: Cyber Liberty on June 16, 2018, 05:32:14 am
You remember those Coyote cartoons?
That really is a real place. Sadona is what they based it on.
It's a real thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7WzbIppYW0

I think Roadrunner and Coyote was in Monument Valley.

We're planning a road trip this weekend up to Camp Verde, so maybe I'll moon Cornville on the way....

I'm PO'ed at that place anyway.  I keep getting dumbass telemarketer calls that say they're from there.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: InHeavenThereIsNoBeer on June 16, 2018, 07:22:58 am
It's his wife and his staff.
John McCain is close to his maker at this point.

His staff and his wife want to squat on the Seat because THEY WANT THE F-ING MONEY!

It is exactly the same as welfare families who refuse to admit that grandpa died so they can continue to collect his pension. His staff wants to keep their jobs.

It is a circus. John McCain is likely in a freezer somewhere. No disrespect intended to him. But....I mean....come on.
How long can they keep this up??

His salary is like 0.1% of her net worth.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 16, 2018, 08:35:53 am
Why are veterans especially specifically people he severed with being banned from seeing him and helping in his recovery  Just to make him right with his soul?

Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: Smokin Joe on June 16, 2018, 08:42:55 am
Must be fun. To miss work for a year and still keep your corner office
And your 6 figure salary. Jeez man! These government people live in some kind of different reality than us.
That ain't no sh*t!
(That might explain some of the idiotic rules they cook up)
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: RoosGirl on June 16, 2018, 02:03:51 pm
His salary is like 0.1% of her net worth.

Yep, it ain't about the salary.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: Victoria33 on June 16, 2018, 02:20:48 pm
We're planning a road trip this weekend up to Camp Verde, so maybe I'll moon Cornville on the way....
I'm PO'ed at that place anyway.  I keep getting dumbass telemarketer calls that say they're from there.
@Cyber Liberty

I have kept up with what is happening with McCain.  A few weeks ago, the Arizona governor met with McCain and his wife.  McCain didn't retire due to cancer because if he had, the governor would have to call a special election to fill his seat.  After a certain date, which has now passed, instead of having to call a special election, the governor can appoint someone to take his place and that person stays in office for the rest of McCain's term, which is five more years, 2023.  The governor will appoint McCain's wife, Cindy.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: Cyber Liberty on June 16, 2018, 02:30:12 pm
@Cyber Liberty

I have kept up with what is happening with McCain.  A few weeks ago, the Arizona governor met with McCain and his wife.  McCain didn't retire due to cancer because if he had, the governor would have to call a special election to fill his seat.  After a certain date, which has now passed, instead of having to call a special election, the governor can appoint someone to take his place and that person stays in office for the rest of McCain's term, which is five more years, 2023.  The governor will appoint McCain's wife, Cindy.

Doocey can wave bye-bye to his chair in the Governor's office if he does that.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: XenaLee on June 16, 2018, 02:31:02 pm
@Cyber Liberty

I have kept up with what is happening with McCain.  A few weeks ago, the Arizona governor met with McCain and his wife.  McCain didn't retire due to cancer because if he had, the governor would have to call a special election to fill his seat.  After a certain date, which has now passed, instead of having to call a special election, the governor can appoint someone to take his place and that person stays in office for the rest of McCain's term, which is five more years, 2023.  The governor will appoint McCain's wife, Cindy.

Since when has a wife suddenly and magically received qualifications to take over her husband's job?     Funny, but I was never qualified to take over MY husband's QA/QC job.  I got screwed out of that deal, apparently.   :shrug:
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: skeeter on June 16, 2018, 02:39:27 pm
Since when has a wife suddenly and magically received qualifications to take over her husband's job?     Funny, but I was never qualified to take over MY husband's QA/QC job.  I got screwed out of that deal, apparently.   :shrug:

Why not nepotism? We've already got politicized intelligence agencies, lifetime seats in congress and a partisan legal system. We're well on our way to banana republic status.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: Suppressed on June 16, 2018, 03:03:57 pm
Since when has a wife suddenly and magically received qualifications to take over her husband's job?     Funny, but I was never qualified to take over MY husband's QA/QC job.  I got screwed out of that deal, apparently.   :shrug:

They would argue that the voters elected John McCain for his values, and that his wife would be the one best able to understand the vision the electorate voted for.

Not saying I agree, but that's the argument.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: RoosGirl on June 16, 2018, 03:07:29 pm
Doocey can wave bye-bye to his chair in the Governor's office if he does that.

Maybe there's some better deal that Doocey worked out other than a mere Governorship.  Anyway, I'm still sticking with my guess that it'll be after the primary when McCain will "die" and Doocey will appoint someone.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 16, 2018, 06:36:33 pm
Watch this guys, hold my beer.

I WANT, I DEMAND, ANOTHER ANONYMOUS "STATEMENT" FROM THE GHOST OF JOHN MCCAIN!

Senator John McCain made a 'statement' today in a 'press release' in which he declared that 240B is a f-in idiot. He went on to declare that 240B can take his precious Trump and they both should go straight to hell!

Isn't that funny man. The guy lived as such a haughty, high and mighty, I WAS A POW DAMMIT! and his life ends as a joke on the internet.

How STUPID do they think we are!? How long can they keep this up. I mean, Really? WTF?
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 16, 2018, 07:09:10 pm
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Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: Cyber Liberty on June 16, 2018, 07:14:12 pm
They would argue that the voters elected John McCain for his values, and that his wife would be the one best able to understand the vision the electorate voted for.

Not saying I agree, but that's the argument.

People who make that argument have a complete failure to understand the internal dynamics of a marriage.  Especially a "power couple" like that.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: Frank Cannon on June 16, 2018, 07:35:51 pm
They would argue that the voters elected John McCain for his values, and that his wife would be the one best able to understand the vision the electorate voted for.

Not saying I agree, but that's the argument.

Some values. His wife is a junkie thief.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 16, 2018, 07:38:40 pm
People who make that argument have a complete failure to understand the internal dynamics of a marriage.  Especially a "power couple" like that.

My wife thought everything I did was....open to interpretation. Sympatio non. If my wife was in charge (which she was of course), I cannot imagine what she would do. But I can assure everyone, she would not be me. Especially when she gets angry.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 16, 2018, 07:50:29 pm
BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Senator John McCain was just spotted. Really he was. This is no joke!

He was seen in a Walmart in Toledo Ohio, and he had Elvis pushing his cart.

LOL! What an a$$hole. hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 16, 2018, 08:34:57 pm
McCain and Elvis are both hiding out in Topeka, this is confirmed. They have a room in a Super 8 motel.
Details to follow.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: WingNot on June 16, 2018, 08:53:48 pm
:reaper:
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 16, 2018, 09:20:19 pm
Senator John McCain and Elvis just issued another 'press release'.

He said that Trump ain't nothing but a hound dog. He's crying all the time.
Apparently the Senator had issues with the fact that Trump has never caught a rabbit.

Therefor, Senator John McCain then declared, You ain't no President of mine.

More to come...
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: Frank Cannon on June 16, 2018, 10:08:07 pm
BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Senator John McCain was just spotted. Really he was. This is no joke!

He was seen in a Walmart in Toledo Ohio, and he had Elvis pushing his cart.

LOL! What an a$$hole. hahahahahaha

Who's the azzhole? Elvis or McLame?
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 16, 2018, 10:40:04 pm
Trump's response to the 'rabbit controversy' as it is being called.

I want to respond to Elvis and to McCain both just to say how deeply hurt I am by their unfair portrayal of my ability to catch a rabbit. You would never believe how many rabbits I have caught. Huge! Huge numbers of rabbits. I caught the biggest rabbit ever recorded! Well maybe it wasn't exactly 'recorded' as they say....but it was huge!

I want Elvis/McCain to immediately stop saying that I cannot catch a rabbit. I caught more rabbits than they could count before I was even born!
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 16, 2018, 11:14:35 pm
BOLO

McCain has been spotted only briefly. He is running to the South...
Dakota, only description is white red striped shirt, dark pants, glasses, and a wool cap.

He is considered crazy and insane. If you see him do not approach. Contact Elvis immediately.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: Smokin Joe on June 17, 2018, 12:57:31 am
His salary is like 0.1% of her net worth.
The salary isn't the reason they spend millions to get the job. Kickbacks and bribes, baby. You don't get that wealthy on a low six salary without that and the pass on insider trading. As long as he is Senator, they get the perks.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: InHeavenThereIsNoBeer on June 17, 2018, 01:19:27 am
The salary isn't the reason they spend millions to get the job. Kickbacks and bribes, baby. You don't get that wealthy on a low six salary without that and the pass on insider trading. As long as he is Senator, they get the perks.

Actually, she inherited.
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: Smokin Joe on June 17, 2018, 04:01:25 am
Actually, she inherited.
I wasn't talking about McCain's wife, but the bulk of the lot in DC
Title: Re: Where is John McCain?
Post by: 240B on June 17, 2018, 05:36:22 am
Latest word is that McCain and Elvis have joined up with Santa Claus. The tooth fairy tried to join in, but they didn't want a fairy traveling with them. McCain/Elvis/Santa were last spotted heading for Vegas. Las Vegas baby! Heading for the meadows!

They have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and they are wearing sunglasses.