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Title: To Pee or Not to Pee
Post by: WingNot on March 13, 2018, 02:57:13 am
Unload or not to unload.  Sleep tight
Title: Re: To Pee or Not to Pee
Post by: InHeavenThereIsNoBeer on March 13, 2018, 05:04:56 am
I almost chose "Every 4 hours" since it was the one that didn't seem like the title to a Bond movie.

Or at least a recent Bond movie.
Title: Re: To Pee or Not to Pee
Post by: libertybele on March 14, 2018, 12:08:04 am
I think it depends on how much one has had to drink before they go to bed and what time they go to bed.  Early to bed; early to pee, or something like that!   :shrug:
Title: Re: To Pee or Not to Pee
Post by: Weird Tolkienish Figure on March 14, 2018, 12:21:06 am
My thread about going to the bathroom and how you wipe yourself was deleted by mystery-ak.
Title: Re: To Pee or Not to Pee
Post by: libertybele on March 14, 2018, 03:31:21 am
My thread about going to the bathroom and how you wipe yourself was deleted by mystery-ak.

Thank God!  Thank-you Myst.
Title: Re: To Pee or Not to Pee
Post by: Gefn on March 14, 2018, 03:35:40 am
Mr HAnkey lives! 💩
Title: Re: To Pee or Not to Pee
Post by: Cyber Liberty on March 14, 2018, 06:03:24 am
My thread about going to the bathroom and how you wipe yourself was deleted by mystery-ak.

Wasn't the first reply "I scoot my ass across the carpet?"  Face it, that thread was murdered in the cradle.
Title: Re: To Pee or Not to Pee
Post by: Frank Cannon on March 14, 2018, 06:10:46 am
Where is the "Pass out drunk and piss the bed" option? There is a reason they make rubber sheets for king size beds.
Title: Re: To Pee or Not to Pee
Post by: DB on March 14, 2018, 06:26:36 am
Where is the "Pass out drunk and piss the bed" option? There is a reason they make rubber sheets for king size beds.

The poll doesn't mention using a toilet either. So it is free range.
Title: Re: To Pee or Not to Pee
Post by: WingNot on March 14, 2018, 10:14:06 pm
Wasn't the first reply "I scoot my ass across the carpet?"  Face it, that thread was murdered in the cradle.


So you can think it....but just don't say it.
Title: Re: To Pee or Not to Pee
Post by: Suppressed on March 17, 2018, 12:55:11 am
If people insist on the topic...


Rapist caught after urinating in plant pot 30 years later
8 hours ago
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-43432662 (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-43432662)

(https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/483E/production/_100449481_mckenna.jpg)
Eric McKenna was cautioned following the dispute with his neighbour, but more serious consequences were to follow
Northumbria Police



A rapist who evaded capture for more than 30 years until he urinated in a neighbour's plant pot - leading to a DNA match - has been jailed.

Eric McKenna, 59, raped two women in separate attacks in the North East in 1983 and 1988.

Police had not linked the assaults until they were called to the neighbour dispute in 2016 and took swabs from McKenna which matched the cold cases.

[...]
Title: Re: To Pee or Not to Pee
Post by: catfish1957 on March 17, 2018, 01:08:33 am
If people insist on the topic...




Kind on the same topic (peeing)    For some random unknown reason I wondered what happened to the monument that is captured on the cover of one of my favorite albums of all time "Who's Next.

Sadly, a Brit who appears to care little about history decided to make a video tribute that actually defaces the monument. (9 years ago)

I know there is history every 10 feet in UK, but I thought it was pretty disgusting.

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d-8c5YTlbg#)
Title: Re: To Pee or Not to Pee
Post by: Slip18 on March 26, 2018, 03:05:01 am
@Wingnut

I have been busy the past few days, so I must have missed this fabulous poll.

Now, in order for women to have good pee-peers, you must do your Kegel exercises.  I do not know if think they can be done by males or the transgendered whatever they are now whatevers.

Correct me if I am wrong.

I can hold on for a good long time, just don't make me laugh.  Otherwise, it is spilt milk under the dam.

 :seeya:

Title: Re: To Pee or Not to Pee
Post by: Slip18 on March 26, 2018, 03:13:13 am
My thread about going to the bathroom and how you wipe yourself was deleted by mystery-ak.


Dang.  Did you get any replies other than the first scooter reply?

Women and men do that differently, also.  Why?  Because we are different sexes. 

So I would imagine you could tell a man from a women by they way they wipe.

Interesting thought.  Not one you would want to visualize, though.

 *****rollingeyes*****
Title: Re: To Pee or Not to Pee
Post by: Slip18 on March 26, 2018, 06:17:02 am
Just reading stuff and came across this for your poll:

Sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite.

http://www.thelist.com/67668/happens-body-wait-long-pee/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_2401151 (http://www.thelist.com/67668/happens-body-wait-long-pee/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_2401151)