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(https://www.bing.com/images/blob?bcid=SJUqvEY-KlMCHw)I don't get it.
In the middle of the top bookshelf, background.WHOA! WTF
In the middle of the top bookshelf, background.
Why it gots a be White!?Da shelv not tall enough?
Can't a Black man get some penis in the shot?
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(https://yt3.ggpht.com/lBxs7DsBRwHE687tE_hs6aDDtFQsN_yaz8XYdXBTvnKYlganR2tDl6-6H_Qg7dJID-ikIuXNXjv-dME=s516-nd)Ah, that's a no brainer, the answer is Pudding!
In the middle of the top bookshelf, background.@corbe
:beer: Thanks for that @GtHawk@corbe
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Hey, my good buddy @jmyrlefuller are you gonna start a Super Bowl Thread this year????
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e6cb71c340f9ce9df949b2c5913726d4cc7e2d0a4d6fd33950b289f4dba054ac.jpg)Sure, I guess. I probably won't be watching (Tom Brady bores me at this point) but I can set up the page. After all, the performers and commercials are more conversation-worthy anyway.
Hey, my good buddy @jmyrlefuller are you gonna start a Super Bowl Thread this year????
Sure, I guess. I probably won't be watching (Tom Brady bores me at this point) but I can set up the page. After all, the performers and commercials are more conversation-worthy anyway.
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Fail! No capitalizing or punctuation. :laugh:Oldie but a goodie. :smokin:
Oldie but a goodie. :smokin:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3WveEZykJ8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3WveEZykJ8)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4fde79d9967f23c61f50c48fb6f03599e3085a084578a1ba928e1e2ed5920a97.jpg)But the cat is black and white...I don't get it.
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/23e50cc58160c2a623ad117b67add8fd5f63723bfb8001031253603f82dd8a41.jpg)Is golf racist? (most of the balls are white)
Racist AND sexist.IDK, Women can have putters, too.
Dated a small petite woman once, 30+.
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Good Morning @Gefn hope that you have a lovely weekend.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2c39ca6da3024d97e1448cd76d8c8ad658d9b9946eb0f84aca57f2c0e072afa1.jpg)Oh, Hell Yeah.
A Politician Dies And Has To Spend Just ONE Day In hell.
A politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.
"So, you're a politician..."
"Well, yes, is that a problem?"
"Oh no, no problem. But we've recently adopted a new system for people in your line of work, and unfortunately you will have to spend a day in hell. After that however, you're free to choose where you want to spend eternity!"
"Wait, I have to spend a day in hell?!" says the politician. "Those are the rules," replies St Peter, clicking his fingers and, WOOMPH, the guy disappears.
He awakens, curled up with his hands over his eyes, knowing he's in hell. Cautiously, he listens for the screams, sniffs the air for brimstone, and finds... Nothing. Just the smell of, is that fabric softener? And cut grass? This can't be right.
"Open your eyes!" says a voice. "C'mon, wakey wakey, we've only got 24 hours!" Nervously, he uncovers his eyes, looks around, and sees he's in a hotel room. A nice one too. Wait, this is a penthouse suite. And there's a smiling man in a suit, holding a martini. "Who are you??" the politician asks.
"Well, I'm satan!" says the man, handing him the drink and helping him to his feet. "Welcome to hell!" "Wait, this is hell? But... Where's all the pain and suffering?" he asks.
satan throws him a wink. "Oh, we've been a bit misrepresented over the years, it's a long story. Anyway, this is your room! The minibar is of course free, as is the room service, there's extra towels next to the hot-tub, and if you need anything, just call reception. But enough of this! It's a beautiful day, and if you'd care to look outside."
Slightly stunned by the opulent surroundings, the man wanders over to the floor-to-ceiling windows through which the sun is glowing, looks far down, and sees a group of people cheering and waving at him from a golf course. "It's one of 5 pro-level courses on site, and there's another 6 just a few minutes drive out past the beach and harbor!" says satan, answering his unasked question.
So they head down in the lift, walk out through the glittering lobby where everyone waves and welcomes the man, as satan signs autographs and cheerily talks shop with the laughing staff. And as he walks out, he sees the group on the golf course are made up of every one of his old friends, people he's admired for years but never met or worked with, and people whose work he's admired but died long before his career started.
And out of the middle of this group walks his wife, with a massive smile and the body she had when she was 20, who throws her arms around him and plants a delicate kiss on his cheek. Everyone cheers and applauds, and as they slap him on the back and trade jokes, his worst enemy arrives, as a 2 foot tall goblin-esque caddy. He spends the day in the bright sunshine on the course, having the time of his life laughing at jokes and carrying on important discussions, putting the world to rights with his friends while holding his delighted wife next to him as she gazes lovingly at him.
Later, they return to the hotel for dinner and have an enormous meal, perfectly cooked. As everyone is falling about laughing and flinging bread sticks at each other, his wife whispers in his ear. And they return to their penthouse suite, and spend the rest of the night making love like they did on their honeymoon. After hours of passion, the man falls deep into the 100% Egyptian cotton pillows, and falls into a happy sleep.
He is woken up by St Peter.
"So, that was hell. Wasn't what you were expecting, I bet?" "No sir!" says the man. "So then," says St Peter. "You can make your choice. It's hell, which you saw, or Heaven, which has choral singing, talking to God, white robes, and so on."
"Well... I know this sounds strange, but on balance, I think I'd prefer hell," says the politician. "Not a problem, we totally understand! Enjoy!" says St Peter and clicks his fingers again.
The man wakes up in total darkness, the stench of ammonia filling the air and distant screams the only noise. As he adjusts, he can see the only light is from belches of flame far away, illuminating the ragged remains of people being tortured or burning in a sulfurous ocean. A sudden bolt of lightning reveals Satan next to him, wearing the same suit as before and grinning, holding a soldering iron in one hand and a coil of razor-wire in the other.
"What's this??", he cries. "Where's the hotel?? Where's my wife??? Where's the minibar, the golf-courses, the pool, the restaurant, the free drinks and the sunshine???"
"Ah", says satan.
"You see, yesterday, we were campaigning.
"But today, you voted."
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/2e/9d/f82e9d4907f62229a9bb2bb8f44feb00.jpg)Hey Keith, Betty White is still around.
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You think he's wearing a condom?This is illegal. The guy is essentially waterboarding himself which has been outlawed in the U.S.
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What does that one on the bottom left actually say?
The answer in the form of a joke.
A man gets on a plane, and finds himself seated next to a Priest, who was a very personable chap. After a while, the Priest started working a crossword puzzle.
The Priests asks the man, "What's a four-letter word for a female relative that ends in "unt?"
The man immediately answers, "Why, it's "Aunt!"
The priest replied, "Oh! Say, do you have an eraser?"
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Sweetie, I learned the same thing as a child. It’s called life. Fairy tales and perfect families only exist in stories.:amen: Thank you for that. I needed to hear something along those lines today.
But the time between birth and death can still be filled with many wonderful and good things. It’s just we need to experience the truly awful to make us appreciate the good.
And follow your own different drummer. IMHO. Living your life to other people’s expectations seems to me to end in disaster
:amen: Thank you for that. I needed to hear something along those lines today.
Beautiful Dog (yes it's there)
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OTOH, Being a Mopar Man I completely understand this.
https://youtu.be/MXW0bx_Ooq4 (https://youtu.be/MXW0bx_Ooq4)
Beautiful Dog (yes it's there)As teens we would pay a compliment in that situation, it went like this "Nice Bitch!, good looking dog too!"
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f892f33103be0df75d1dc58d974aa15c945cd21df41ada876086f900ab7aa4e3.jpg)You mean I have been wrong all these years? I thought that was Michelle!
Rectum?
Rectum?Rectum?
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fb40a2e238cf555f4984909cd0d42884103235f518d8261c2258425303ca80ca.jpg)My Grand daughter had all of those Pooh critters, but Piglet did not survive...the other three did.. :silly: **nononono*
Test tri22
Test tri22
Test tri22Tickle.
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Test tri22
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9f2fd83ee6e03dbef57869f3baac698e12704fab4d7923acddc256656b86d986.jpg)The CDC now recommends wearing two condoms at all times to prevent AIDS.
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You know what to expect here in the Silliness Thread, @bigheadfred
Extreme Sarcasm with more than just a dash of wit and stupidity.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2ef82fef3eba6c25647c969effff0d03e14dacbe1be20006d7e4586480a5609d.jpg)No joke: before I bought my current microphone, I had repurposed an old mask as a pop filter for my old mike.
No joke: before I bought my current microphone, I had repurposed an old mask as a pop filter for my old mike.People will be digging those out of the ditches and byways for decades...
That is sooo unKool
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Please tell me he has some sort of illness that explains that extremely unhealthy looking physique. Maybe a woman transitioning to a man?
6ft 3inches 250lbs
Biceps are not required to squeeze an Avocado @jmyrlefuller
Besides, I'm a really skinny F*k (less my mandatory 20lbs in the gut for the covid cause) but I do have a serious case of cacomorphobia, so there's always that.
Three calls every day about my car warranty.I own a herd, with a half dozen up and running any given time. If I'm feeling like having a little fun, I just ask them if they cover my '41 International...
These guys (strangers who I have never met or known)
Just 'out of the blue' these guys are CRAZY concerned with my car?
I don't even own a car. I go by Lyft or Uber.
OK? I guess? You can obsess on my (does not exist) car.
Thank you for caring.
(I was never this worried about my car even when I had one)
Keep worrying yourself to death over my 'car'
For me, I have no idea what the hell you are talking about
Just got a call, for real.Someone called my mother this morning saying that they were form the Kaiser pharmacy and she owed money. Pretty interesting because, 1. no pharmacy gives you a bandaid without being paid first and, 2. I handle all her medication orders and use the mail order pharmacy and they sure as hell don't send squat without charging her card first. I told her next time some calls with something like that tell them to mail a bill or right it off because they aren't getting squat over the phone.
All it said was that I won a 'lucky number'.
Are people really this bleep STUPID?
Three calls every day about my car warranty.
These guys (strangers who I have never met or known)
Just 'out of the blue' these guys are CRAZY concerned with my car?
I don't even own a car.
One for the Ladies here.
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/044126e9a7ccabd3e405c7addc32b37738fe8546452736efbfc1a04c35550a76.jpg)I like it!
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If Leonardo da Vinci were alive today, not only would he see his first sketch of a Helicopter flying on Mars,
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He would paint this.
If Leonardo da Vinci were alive today, not only would he see his first sketch of a Helicopter flying on Mars,
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He would paint this.
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I get this is a "silliness" thread, but consider this:
It's wonderful that a certain number of homeowners are going to realize tremendous equity gains on their home's market value.
It may be enough to sustain them in their golden years.
But, with a stroke of a pen, the current "First $500K" of any real estate capital gain on your primary residence will NO LONGER BE exempt from federal taxes.
They'll probably start off demanding...by coincidence..., ten percent for "The Big Man".
From now on, I identify as someone not required to wear a mask.
transmaskite?
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This was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.
Hope you all think it’s as funny as I do.
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Signs, Signs. everywhere a sign.Really kind of demands
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f20048b2b9d8168ee6a7f836ed3a6a41acb960ccc45e8fe6a55afb245b1d3e73.png)Made me laugh...
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/a733d7d44abed9f8a5f4870b23755ae0dc370bf3db24ee2d2050f7b6ece476ed_1.jpg)Dammit! I forgot the waffles. (Does that mean I won't encounter any nude sunbathers?)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f20048b2b9d8168ee6a7f836ed3a6a41acb960ccc45e8fe6a55afb245b1d3e73.png)Gotta admit it took me a second.
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All the Nurses who worked on me last night.
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(https://i.imgur.com/bsr7UIa.jpg)Wonder how they do in gator country?
Quite a few hilarious Briefers, Should our collective Humour be excluded to just Members?(https://i.imgur.com/laXdWDE.jpg)
Quite a few hilarious Briefers, Should our collective Humour be excluded to just Members?
Old-fashioned tomfoolery can get dicey at times....
Old-fashioned tomfoolery can get dicey at times....
This was a popular thread ... why is it moved to its final resting place? @Cyber Liberty
This was a popular thread ... why is it moved to its final resting place? @Cyber LibertyIt was originally in a "Sports, Entertainment, and Media News" category where it was never really supposed to be in the first place (blame the late Macchiavelli who started the thread for that decision). I felt it was more appropriate, now that we have a whole category for humor, jokes and silliness, that it be placed where it fits in better.
It was originally in a "Sports, Entertainment, and Media News" category where it was never really supposed to be in the first place (blame the late Macchiavelli who started the thread for that decision). I felt it was more appropriate, now that we have a whole category for humor, jokes and silliness, that it be placed where it fits in better.
The other option was to put it in General Discussion, but there's already a glut of pinned threads there.
And yes, this category is Members Only, but most of this board already requires membership to contribute anything anyway.
You made the right call, @jmyrlefuller.
Cops: Victim was struck in back with glass Tostitos jar at 7-Eleven
JUNE 25--In an unprovoked attack, a 7-Eleven customer was injured when a fellow patron threw a glass jar of Tostitos salsa at him with such force that the container broke on the victim’s back, Florida police report.
According to court filings, Le’trail Tresalus, 31, was arrested on a felony battery charge or allegedly striking the victim with the 15.5 ounce jar inside the convenience store in St. Petersburg on Wednesday evening.
The 6’ 2”, 300-pound Treslaus, seen at right, is locked up in the Pinellas County jail in lieu of $4500 bond. In addition to the battery count, he is facing a theft rap for allegedly stealing a Choco Taco ice cream bar from 7-Eleven
https://twitter.com/scale_banana/status/1409099153934802944?s=21I believe another study has shown that excessive numbers of birthdays are a leading contributor to deaths 8888crybaby
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If you get this you're older than I think.
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Of course we all get it. Those old Bic pens were a standard tool to get the tape back into the cassette after the Player ate it.The 19 cent Bic...
The 19 cent Bic...
Remember being scolded by my mother chewing the caps. 5 pens in the house... all with chewed on caps.Can't say how many times I pulled the ends out and used the casing to shoot spitwads... :whistle:
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I gave it a couple of moments @libertybele but the ol Lady left a big bag of pot when she departed and I just knew it was above my paygrade.
I'm not getting it. But then I didn't get the Crenshaw pun either.Once again --
Speaking of puns, why is it that kleptomaniacs don't get puns?
because they take everything literally.
But there is no 'f' in way. 333cleo
You go it!! I thought it was hilarious!! :laugh:
You NoN Stoners are all alike. Getting cheap thrills trying to ridicule the Lifestyle of us Stoners.
I'm not going to stand for it, what were we talking about?
May God have mercy on your soul for that.....
wink777
May God have mercy on your soul for that.....
wink777
Riddle:
How do you get an elephant onto a subway???
Hint-- you take the 's' out of sub and the 'f' out of way
:rolling:
I certainly feel dumber.
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aXoydPD_460swp.webp)C'mon man! Just look for the birds circling overhead...
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aXoydPD_460swp.webp)First rule of corn maze, always carry a machete.
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Is that beyond the TBR Guidelines? @Cyber Liberty
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/46813139144b1b27f59357d4189f1171dcd254e8c693e329060118a66e6f7118.jpg)There are 10 dolphins.
How many swimming Dolphins do you count?
There are 10 dolphins.I only counted 9...
I only counted 9...
I see ten.
I only counted 9...Look at the woman's knee on her left, your right.
Look at the woman's knee on her left, your right.
What woman?Made me laugh ... LOL
I see ten.I guess I'll just have to go back and look harder.... :whistle:
Look at the woman's knee on her left, your right.You're counting that
You're counting that@Smokin Joepiecebit of tail as a dolphin?
@Smokin JoeNo strain, no gain... :whistle:
Careful Joe..... don't hurt your eyes....
You're counting thatMonkey crosses the railroad track.piecebit of tail as a dolphin?
Monkey crosses the railroad track.Thereby hangs a tale...
Train comes and cuts off part of his tail.
Monkey runs back to retrieve it.
Another train comes and cuts off his head.
He is not the only one, or the last one, who has lost his head over a little bit of tail.
Monkey crosses the railroad track.
Train comes and cuts off part of his tail.
Monkey runs back to retrieve it.
Another train comes and cuts off his head.
He is not the only one, or the last one, who has lost his head over a little bit of tail.
This one had be laughing tonight..... :silly:Nuts.
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Nuts.
Gonorrhea and chlamydia are the most common sexually transmitted causes of testicular swelling.
Apparently blood clots in the testicles have happened from the "vaccine" to quite a few people.
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Great Ones @Kamaji Thanks for sharing :beer:
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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
(felt sorry for the guys on the other end, really did. claymores have no mercy)
Encyclopedia Britannica
I fell sleep about halfway through this quagmire of nonsense
Holy shit! I am the only person!? Could have done it in three stanzas.
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I vote that @Kamaji stop filling this thread full of his bullshit. Vote now.
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I vote that @Kamaji stop filling this thread full of his bullshit. Vote now.
I vote that @Kamaji stop filling this thread full of his bullshit. Vote now.
This bird's got cojones:
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I get it.
This is exactly how Liberal Democrats think of the Taliban.
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I get it.
He parked properly between the lines who GAS what space number he is in!
Hint:
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That's a pretty big hint!
Indeed. I have a hard time being very subtle.Well, if that didn't give it away, I don't know what will. I got it--I had to look twice, but I got it.
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But they told them the Taliban would take them to new heights....C'mon man. Never post the punchline! :whistle: :whistle: :beer:
(...they just didn't tell them they'd throw them off...)
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@KamajiI doubt those loafers are light enough to overcome gravity...
I say we let it come as a surprise.
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Well, if that didn't give it away, I don't know what will. I got it--I had to look twice, but I got it.
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/75a7c9f01076c573cac723f2ceb2e92e43e22a72fd6087d641ab4c77ab2311ef.jpg)Needs more info....did any of the little spots move?
Needs more info....did any of the little spots move?
@Smokin JoeNah, that depends on how fast they are....
Maybe it's just me,but I think THAT comes under the heading of "Too much information".
888mouthLOL at those who signed up...(people don't think)....or (frightening thought) maybe they do?
Needs more info....did any of the little spots move?
@corbeFact Checked: Mostly true, but does not take into account suicides.
You never get to die when you want to.
It's against the rules.
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At first they thought there was a bedbug infestation. Turns out it was just a bad case of crabs.
I just couldn't let this one go. I tried. I had the right to remain silent but I did not have the ability.
@Wingnut
Somewhere along the line,I suspect you and I may be related.
I know we are...@Wingnut is my fraternity Bro.
Ours in the bond!
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At least liberals no longer have to worry about having to see black faces on packaging at the grocery store any more.
At least liberals no longer have to worry about having to see black faces on packaging at the grocery store any more.
@corbe
And THERE it is!
@sneakypete
Pete, that was brilliant! I mean it. That's some 190 Proof distilled truth!
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@Kamaji
That one had me lauging so hard I almost hurt myself.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ac3f111a3e0b848d36a871777e9eaa1e1e996916b9d267c490a594d0dea0ed70.jpg)Well, considering all the FeeBIes and UCs there, he may have a point. :silly:
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-ZFx4rWwAAnYTS.jpg)Sweet Lord, most of those look like they were stolen off a map from the meteorology department.
(https://i.redd.it/i0ta6u4286d31.jpg)I love it!
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@corbeIt's no good. Once you gall the bushings, it is time for a complete rebuild... :whistle: :shrug:
ROFLMAO!
My local grocery store did exactly that 6 months ago, and I'm still trying to figure out where they put certain things I used to know the location of.
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My local grocery store did exactly that 6 months ago, and I'm still trying to figure out where they put certain things I used to know the location of.
Okay, Kamaji....that's enough!!
You may be our new and improved 'Comedic Relief' here on the forum, but NEVER, NEVER, NEVER end your sentences with a preposition!
Off, it pisses me. :laugh:
Okay, Kamaji....that's enough!!
You may be our new and improved 'Comedic Relief' here on the forum, but NEVER, NEVER, NEVER end your sentences with a preposition!
Off, it pisses me. :laugh:
Here’s one
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A rule up with which I will not put!
:happyhappy:
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lol...that's up there (at least in my case) with if you need to report a loss of power , please contact us @ www.whateverHaving trouble connecting to the internet? Check our online help....
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Those days are over. The commercials are now going into details and issues, I'd rather not be made privy to.
Yeah, there are a lot of "private stuff" ads that are getting way too much TMI as far as I'm concerned. Even some of the underwear ads are getting gratuitously risque. Who really wants to hear some guy in a fakey Euro/German accent tell me how his new undies lift and separate his cojones?That guy sounds light in the loafers to me...
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@Kamaji
That looks like a sale to me.
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ThisMeh, I had a 63 Studebaker Hawk and on the right side it was righty tighty lefty loosey however I was much more inclined to say righty loosey lefty tighty to remind myself that they were left hand threads on left side. Sometimes I had fun watching a guy in a shop try to remove the wheels on the left side :silly:
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2098fd208670e01366355d79adcc2388ba72642da2e80232500bfec1a33a5d16.jpg)Mom is not only hard up for grand kids, she thinks Ashley would make an adequate Daughter in law.
(http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dd51eed8d007ba19bf3f7353e557704105b268fdd20bd74acc141a9acf9efa89.jpg)It's just committed to getting rid of parasites...
Meh, I had a 63 Studebaker Hawk and on the right side it was righty tighty lefty loosey however I was much more inclined to say righty loosey lefty tighty to remind myself that they were left hand threads on left side. Sometimes I had fun watching a guy in a shop try to remove the wheels on the left side :silly:
@skeeter
Mopars,all the way into the 50's had right side and left side lug BOLTS,too. That's right,BOLTS. there was a "pilot pin" on the rear hubs to supposedly keep the wheel from falling off while you were trying to change it,but it wasn't fun getting that first lug bolt started.
I worked on an old Dodge Dart one time that had the left-handed lugs on one side, right-handed on the other.I had a '70 Dodge Coronet 440 that was the same way. My next vehicles were a Chevy (company) pickup and an old ('63) Ford, and I had to remind myself that those had ordinary threads on the lug nuts...
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I worked on an old Dodge Dart one time that had the left-handed lugs on one side, right-handed on the other.
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8051c1c01baa697ff9d501c09ff3246fa59bbe00cf1fb32f241d4849063572f9.gif)He's gonna need a bigger truck!
@Kamaji
Looks like a man with a wig and makeup to me.
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Exhibit A for the support of Homeowners' Associations. :laugh:What have got against classic cars? :tongue2:
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Good "stuff" @Kamaji :laugh:
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Good riddance to the 1990s
@Right_in_Virginia
That almost looks like a Homo Pride parade.
@sneakypete
What's really peculiar is that these two jackasses really thought they looked good! Probably still think it. 88devil
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Good riddance to the 1990s
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Just because!
So cute. 888heartkitty
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Cuteness always prevails!
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Is that Wyoming?Looks like it. Not uncommon there that the winds are high enough to blow semis over.
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Some of us have GF's/Wives that block our PC from displaying p0rn, ya know.
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@mystery-ak Needs to see this.
@mystery-ak Needs to see this.
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@Kamaji Great thanks for the visual I will never be able to unsee.
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@Kamaji
I wish it were possible for me to place flowers on her grave.
Someone PLEASE tell me she had children.
I'll discontinue the use of that word in my posted images @Hoodat
Thank you, sir. Seeing that word pains my spirit. I know it can't be helped seeing background images on flags and such in the midst of pro-Trump crowds. That is understandable. But just not in prominence. Again, thanks for lovingly accepting me as a total prude.
Frack Joe Biden.Then you would just have to put him back together
A Battlestar compromise...
Then you would just have to put him back togetherHe's a few pieces shy of a puzzle...
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/z-memes-178.jpg)True Evil genius.
@sneakypete
Three children, four grandchildren.
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Oh, yeah!
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My GI doc in Phoenix was named Sanjeep Patel...
I guess he's moonlighting as an IRS scammer too! You should send this to him!
That being said, it's my understanding that the family name "Patel" for Asian Indians is a bit like Smith for Americans.
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I actually saw this once. I pulled into the parking lot at work, and there was only me and a car that crashed into a light pylon the night before.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/funny-gangs1.jpg)I wonder if one of them is related to Joe's 'Corn Pop' :pondering:
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Anyone here use buffalo grass as a lawn grass?
@Hoodat
Ok,I will be the one to ask.
What the hell is buffalo grass,and why should we be using it?
It is a type of prairie grass with 6-ft long roots. It is essentially drought proof. But I'm guessing it doesn't look as pretty as zoysia. If you live in areas where you can go weeks in the summer without rain, buffalo grass could be a good option. I just want to know how good (or bad) it looks.
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Very true:Then there is the Windows version you have to click to fix whatever just got irrevocably screwed up.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/my-dog-is-broken1.jpg)It's an IKEA dog. And the instructions are in German.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/funny-alien-planets-look-like-canada.jpg)That's because there are fewer power lines to mess up the shot in the boonies.
Yep, all the Sci-Fi shows do that. It is funny when they are walking through an 'alien' planet and I can actually name the trees and shrubs they are walking by. Saw one which had spider webs all over. Now what are the odds that an insect that evolved to spin a web to catch food would be all over the universe? Space Spiders!
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Yep, all the Sci-Fi shows do that. It is funny when they are walking through an 'alien' planet and I can actually name the trees and shrubs they are walking by. Saw one which had spider webs all over. Now what are the odds that an insect that evolved to spin a web to catch food would be all over the universe? Space Spiders!And European pattern broadswords...
Not only spiders, but Native Americans are all over space too. All the SciFi shows on TV find a 'primitive race' on a planet which are "exactly" like American Indians in every detail. Jewelry, clothes, shelters, all identical to Native Americans. And they are everywhere.
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/14a6c7d10b4e73bfe71a0d9fe7f26813095b76991e283a8e77ab2e7bf0084b52.png)Well two of those do know a thing or two about plowing :whistle:
And European pattern broadswords...Not only are American Indians everywhere, I've lost count of how many Irish peasant 'races' have been found in the Universe all with red hair and a strong Irish accent. This is one of favorite cultures for SciFi writers.
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How does the vaccinated victim know she caught it from her unvaccinated neighbor? If he was sick with Covid, how could he have won a triathlon?
I bet if that lady broker her leg, gravy would pour out.
How does the vaccinated victim know she caught it from her unvaccinated neighbor? If he was sick with Covid, how could he have won a triathlon?Well, I saw one obvious comorbidity, there, and would wager there were others. Did the neighbor feed her?
I bet if that lady broker her leg, gravy would pour out.
Not only are American Indians everywhere, I've lost count of how many Irish peasant 'races' have been found in the Universe all with red hair and a strong Irish accent. This is one of favorite cultures for SciFi writers.I liked the 'Belters' in The Expanse.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/8-21.jpg)@Kamaji
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/funny-police.jpg)Now, that's a FACT!
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@Cyber Liberty wink777
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/funny-animals-3.jpg)LOVE this one.
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
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(https://www.bing.com/images/blob?bcid=TkQIgip8mFwDUA)That right there is funny, I don't care what anyone says.
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@corbe
ONE of those girls is easy to love. I can guarantee you it is a struggle to love the others,though.
They have all the power,and they know it.
Dad-shirt:
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@KamajiWell, call me Nobody!
No kidding!
Nobody eats that many bacon strips,and nobody eats breakfast without hashbrowns.
Nobody that is an American,anyhow.
Well, call me Nobody!
@Smokin JoeNever saw the movie, did you? It was said, "Nobody can eat that many strips of bacon." So, call me "Nobody". (Bacon is meat candy!)
Yew sum kinda communist,boy?
Weeze wathin yew!
Never saw the movie, did you?
@Smokin JoeNah. At least all the nekkid wimmens had clothes on over top. In those days, they didn't allow a whole lot of nekkididity in the regular movies. Those shows were for frat smokers, VFD training films, and the like.
Were there any nekkid wimmins in it?
(https://i1.wp.com/www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/bdc1ed7bf60c46c4.jpg?w=552&ssl=1)Just remember, keep your booger hook off the bang switch or you will hit the bang button
@KamajiYeah, I thought they were a bit light on the bacon too!
No kidding!
Nobody eats that many bacon strips,and nobody eats breakfast without hashbrowns.
Nobody that is an American,anyhow.
Just remember, keep your booger hook off the bang switch or you will hit the bang button
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And these are voters too. :thud:
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/still-panics.jpg)If "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", no way the cop is reading the license plate...
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wtf-costumes.jpg)OMG! I wonder how many Effeminate males do a google search on where to buy that costume when they see that picture?
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@KamajiWhy is he in a movie that requires him to handle a firearm? Seriously, one of two things: 1) Either his convictions about firearms are not that strong, which makes him a lying Hypocrite , or 2) He is a money grubbing whore. Personally I think it might be both.
True dat,and let's not forget that if it were you, or I, Baldwin would be all over , us, and screaming for more gun control.
Also, let's not forget this isn't the first movie he has been in where he handled guns. It ain't like he is a rookie.
Why is he in a movie that requires him to handle a firearm? Seriously, one of two things: 1) Either his convictions about firearms are not that strong, which makes him a lying Hypocrite , or 2) He is a money grubbing whore. Personally I think it might be both.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/funny-cat-jokes.jpg)That cat is channeling Tommy Lee Jones.
@verga:amen:
I agree,but think you need to add "sociopath" to that list.
Why is he in a movie that requires him to handle a firearm? Seriously, one of two things: 1) Either his convictions about firearms are not that strong, which makes him a lying Hypocrite , or 2) He is a money grubbing whore. Personally I think it might be both.Some of the most vehement liberals against firearms are actors that make insane money using firearms in an insane manner in insanely violent movies, just do a search on almost any 'action' star. Baldwin just added one more insane to the mix and it involves his brain.
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@Kamaji
Yeah,I don't blame them,either. I'd be hauling butt out of there,too.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/when-you-making-pies.jpg)Those are neat!
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/this-would-drive-me-crazy.jpg)Me, too.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/procrastinator.jpg):thumbsup:
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/how-to-win-a-zombie-apocolypse.jpg):silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/792b4efa155c157ed599f52b42834bcb3bd08b765a291697c7f8d8b29bca88d7.jpg)Let me know when they put something out with real punch, like 80D! (https://i.imgur.com/oBD6rLm.jpg?1) That would be like the .50 cal of nail guns, prolly belt fed happy77
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/this-would-drive-me-crazy.jpg)What's really maddening is that someone had to do that on purpose, or else too cheap to have the framer correct it so still on purpose.
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@Quix thought you'd get a smile out of this! :beer:
Let me know when they put something out with real punch, like 80D! (https://i.imgur.com/oBD6rLm.jpg?1) That would be like the .50 cal of nail guns, prolly belt fed happy77
What's really maddening is that someone had to do that on purpose, or else too cheap to have the framer correct it so still on purpose.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/new-challenge.jpg)No guarantees that will happen there, unfortunately.
The one with the hat's gonna need watchin' 88devil
https://mobile.twitter.com/Brink_Thinker/status/1454266373966909443
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Am I the only one concerned there are pliers?
Am I the only one concerned there are pliers?
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Concerned for the cats, or for what the cats might do with them?
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I thought we weren't going to do this any more.
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It's a good question, actually.
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Sure did!
Loved the wintergreen flavor. Now the red dye on the tip? Probably is why I am crazy.
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Sure did!
I was more into the bubble gum ones with the paper wrapper and white powder inside, when you blew through them it looked like you were really smoking. :pondering: maybe that's why I smoked real cigarettes for those years. maybe I can find a shyster to sue the tobacco and candy companies.
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@Kamajihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJwjMoP4-T8
A case of duct tape,obviously.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5df2748e79a4dd27fd76a5a65f56f15fc7d2500180dee04d19ec4a4dadd9d9ec.jpg)You know the reason that's so funny is because it is so believable :silly:
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I am so stealing this 888high58888
I was more into the bubble gum ones with the paper wrapper and white powder inside, when you blew through them it looked like you were really smoking. :pondering: maybe that's why I smoked real cigarettes for those years. maybe I can find a shyster to sue the tobacco and candy companies.
Seen recently on the main @roamer_1 gate.
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Seen recently on the main @roamer_1 gate.
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I like the crumbly cigarettes because they tasted like a crumbly wintergreen lifesaver. Plus it was a lot of candy... 12 or so cigarettes in a real looking pack.Well if you really want to get nostalgic you might want to peruse this page.
Here is another one from that era of the early '60's. Anyone else remember these at Halloween?
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Well I smoked for a few more years than you 16to 30 but I can't count a lot of cigarettes lit as smoked, it was back when smoking was still allowed in restaurant and the last ten years of smoking my cigarette would invariably burn down in the ashtray on my desk with me only taking a drag or two. I never did smoke at home.
Yes, I pretended that the candy cigarettes were real. If I recall they had a red circle on the end -- they were pre-lit! I started smoking when I was 13 and stopped when I was 26. Years add up. By that time I had already smoked for 13 years. Was it worth quitting? Sure, obviously quit when you're pregnant, but I'm not so sure that not smoking afterwards has done me a darn bit of good. I have numerous health issues and most related to stress ... cigarettes were always a stress reducer for me.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/salt-use.jpg)@Cyber Liberty
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/090/492/635/original/04d2feda21417260.jpg)Many countries include a person's entire lineage in the name.
@Cyber Liberty
@Kamaji just got me jonesing for a margarita. happy77
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:silly:
There comes a point where you can use your age as a weapon...
Twitter censorship group having an appreciation of themselves day.Failures as men being even bigger failures as women.
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Twitter censorship group having an appreciation of themselves day.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/funny-animals-155.jpg)My lab husky cross did that with me in the later years of his life. It seemed to calm him down quite a bit.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/yz-4-7.jpg)Um, I hate to ask, but...New or Used?
Um, I hate to ask, but...New or Used?lol... better yet... human or otherwise..
lol... better yet... human or otherwise..
@EdinVA@sneakypete
Fangs would be kinda cool,don'tchathink?
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/z-memes-5-2.jpg)WoW! That is unbelievable!
WoW! That is unbelievable!
Just yesterday I was pulling my hair out thinking, "Where can I get some chicken flavored vegetarian ham!?"
And now here it is. Another Festivus miracle!
I'm sure I speak for many other Briefers in saying Thank You @Kamaji for your contribution to The Briefing Room your Participation is greatly appreciated.pointing-up THIS! pointing-up
I'm sure I speak for many other Briefers in saying Thank You @Kamaji for your contribution to The Briefing Room your Participation is greatly appreciated.
Oopsie!!Jesus said, 'Call Peter'.
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I'm sure I speak for many other Briefers in saying Thank You @Kamaji for your contribution to The Briefing Room your Participation is greatly appreciated.
Jesus said, 'Call Peter'.
Jesus said, 'Call Mary'.
They said, Yes my Lord ... What is it?
Jesus said, "I can see my house from here."
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Thanks!! These days, a little levity - cats never fail to provide - is a must.
I'm sure I speak for many other Briefers in saying Thank You @Kamaji for your contribution to The Briefing Room your Participation is greatly appreciated.@Kamaji @corbe I agree 100%.
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@KamajiIIRC, Pluto has a dedicated live streaming channel dedicated to Dr. Who--even the old B&W ones.
Ahhhh,Dr Who! My forgotten obsession. I WILL be looking for Dr Who now that I am not stuck with broadcast tv.
I thank you for the reminder!
IIRC, Pluto has a dedicated live streaming channel dedicated to Dr. Who--even the old B&W ones.
@Kamaji
Ahhhh,Dr Who! My forgotten obsession. I WILL be looking for Dr Who now that I am not stuck with broadcast tv.
I thank you for the reminder!
@Smokin Joe
Thanks to you and ROKU,I will once again be chasing my obsession.
@Smokin Joe:beer:
Thanks to you and ROKU,I will once again be chasing my obsession.
It has gone full woke...These are mostly the classic episodes.
These are mostly the classic episodes.
Brit Box has them all.Pluto is free...
These are mostly the classic episodes.
Tom Baker was my favorite...Mrs. Joe likes him best, too.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/z-memes-73-2.jpg)Or two close fat ones...
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/when-your-eath-is-flat-meme.jpg)9999hair out0000
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/z-memes-105-9.jpg)Good lines and cleats, too. (Hope they had fenders set).
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/funny-thanksgiving-1.jpg)@Kamaji
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(https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2021/11/Screen-Shot-2021-11-22-at-9.05.57-PM.png?resize=600%2C571&ssl=1)At least it doesn't say "this side up".
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@Kamaji
THAT is a good dog!
This kid is almost a perfect match:
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(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/091/758/559/original/4f35547ddb968733.jpg)I haven't seen a pic of Paris Hilton in a long time, I see she hasn't changed a bit.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/z-memes-6-6.jpg)Took me a couple of seconds as well.
Took me a while, ....
Took me a couple of seconds as well.
I don't guess you would be kind enough to give me a clue...woudja? :blonde moment:
You have to take the word "assassin" itself, and, if you will, break it up a bit to find the short three-letter "words" that are hidden within!
888high58888 Thanks!!
@berdie The word "Ass" appears 2x in the word Assassin.
I don't guess you would be kind enough to give me a clue...woudja? :blonde moment:
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/z-funny-156.jpg)...and what are you doing on MY couch?
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Please...no pictures of Pu Pu Platters....
@Cyber Liberty
Like this?(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Pupuplatter.jpg)
I like actual Pu Pu Platters, like that.
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(https://img.ifunny.co/images/edaf2f72793edb999ebf9f3ace3d479663911d32dee159b0ec110e3ced26044e_1.webp)@Kamaji
@Kamaji
That pretty much HAS to be a photo-shopped photo,right?
I believe that man said no one would ever need more than 640 kB of memory...
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/your-staff.jpg)When I was a cook in a restaurant there was more than one time I stood in dining room doorway with a meat cleaver giving the hard look to a customer giving shit to a waitress......so ARRRRGH!
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Anyone care to explain why there are more dead people this year with something like 100+ million people "vaccinated" than there were last year with no one "vaccinated"?The opposite is actually true in reality. Vaccinated people can still catch and spread COVID, however they have mitigated symptoms or no symptoms at all. Vaccinated people are MORE DANGEROUS than unvaccinated people because they act as a "typhoid Mary", spreading COVID everywhere they go with no symptoms to themselves.
It makes no rational sense if the "vaccine" really worked.
In fact it looks like more people would be alive today if no one had taken the "vaccine".
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@Kamaji
Yeah,and THAT one would do it for anyone with a brain.
:silly::pondering: Well it's not like they could have children :tongue2:
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:silly: :silly:
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ONLY if he's gay! Or his sister...somebody needs to be gay! Like Smollett, but gayer!
@Kamaji
I am ASSUMING that you are using "PC Speak" to try and say the word "Homosexual"?
I say this because I have known a bunch of homosexuals in my lifetime,and am even related to a few,and not a single damn one of them is or has ever been within shouting distance of "happy".
I not only do NOT hate homosexuals,I honestly feel sorry for them and have a great deal of sympathy for their plight. It is NOT their fault they are homosexuals,but they still have to live with the results.
Anyone that can't feel sympathy for them is lacking in humanity.
@Kamaji
Ok,but only if you can make the damn thing stop moving!
How the HELL did you manage to do that?
@DCPatriot
Not sure where the reference is coming from; I didn't use the term "gay" for that image (which I found elsewhere, btw; I'm not good enough to put these things together myself).
Netflix is heavy on homosexual programming. It's an Obama thing.
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I just found it! Sorry, but I'm not good enough to put these things together.
@Kamaji
It's a little scary to think there are people out there smart enough to create stuff like that,and they now have enough free time on their hands to do it.
Kinda makes you won't what they are keeping quiet about, doesn't it?
Netflix is heavy on homosexual programming. It's an Obama thing.
"Programming" is the correct word here. It's an indoctrination thing.
I must be watching the wrong stuff on Netflix, then, 'cause it really hasn't been something I've noticed.
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When I was about 6 I ran a small wire across the entry to my room to the slide switch on a battery charger (the 12V/6V selection switch had a dead spot between the two positions) and hooked up an electric bell to it...
I caught the tooth fairy...
I'll just bet you did!(https://i.cbc.ca/1.3620042.1465309190!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/original_780/the-rock-tooth-fairy.jpg)
That's not my mom...
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Brandon's not home. :rolling:Someone could really work that meme as a take off on Cheech and Chong's 'Daves not here'
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/23-8.jpg)My parents stock reply was "No!" That way if they ever changed their mind it was all good.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/you-get-a-hair-cut.jpg)They used to call that a Prince Valiant haircut but is remembered about as much as the character itself.
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/093/189/491/original/6402db510f7caa3a.jpg)If that was true, wouldn't the gun have shot Baldwin?
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/z-memes-13-8.jpg)Heh! Deliver pizzas!! :silly:
Heh! Deliver pizzas!! :silly:
Or teach yourself how to ride a motorcycle so you can go and take the motorcycle road test!Did that, too. Took the test on a '76 FXE and passed first try.
Did that, too. Took the test on a '76 FXE and passed first try.
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I did as well. I got pretty familiar with the back roads around town. Then, on the Sunday before the Monday I was scheduled to take the test, I was out back doing some last minute practicing, and I looked in the mirror, and here comes a sheriff's car, with lights blazing. I pulled over and got ready to be read the riot act - I've never had good luck when getting pulled over - but he raced on past me like I wasn't even there.
Then, five minutes later, I'm on a different road, and here comes the same sheriff's car, lights still going. I pulled over again, and he flew by, again.
Finally, on a different road, that happened again, the third time. So I decided that I'd had more than enough practice and was just tempting fate.
The next day, I rode to the DMV, and took the test - and passed - funny thing though: nobody bothered to ask me how I managed to get the bike there, seeing as I was on my own.
@Kamaji
I once rode the fat bob I built myself to a DMV office in Denver to renew my MC license. IIRC,this was in Dec,and the snow was assdeep to a tall Indian. When I asked the DMV guy if he wanted to hop on the P Pad to personally appraise my ability to safely handle a custom shovel head Harley,he looked at me like I was nuts,and just stamped and signed the paper.
I suspect he MAY have had an unpleasant experience or two with MC riders.
I did as well. I got pretty familiar with the back roads around town. Then, on the Sunday before the Monday I was scheduled to take the test, I was out back doing some last minute practicing, and I looked in the mirror, and here comes a sheriff's car, with lights blazing. I pulled over and got ready to be read the riot act - I've never had good luck when getting pulled over - but he raced on past me like I wasn't even there.
Then, five minutes later, I'm on a different road, and here comes the same sheriff's car, lights still going. I pulled over again, and he flew by, again.
Finally, on a different road, that happened again, the third time. So I decided that I'd had more than enough practice and was just tempting fate.
The next day, I rode to the DMV, and took the test - and passed - funny thing though: nobody bothered to ask me how I managed to get the bike there, seeing as I was on my own.
Did you have a temporary drivers permit prior? That's pretty common to prior to be being tested at the DMV.
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If we're doing Christmas funny.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/46df48f795609fc1d8cedc3647ef1901177a81d5a2270a8e95adf56ca8f52577_1.webp)I had to check and make sure that wasn't Gary Larson's work... :silly:
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Paging @DCPatriot ---- please pick up the white courtesty phone. :laugh:
@Right_in_Virginia
:laugh: :beer:
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(https://img.ifunny.co/images/d4149fd43a986988c8c8d3ea34163c789517cfcd40795ccd0cbd16f6eb18bd8d_1.webp)My dog will often do this, butt on couch, front paws on floor and head on coffee table.
For all the plumbers out there:It's called flow control baby, that or don't got a torch and too cheap to buy fittings.
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Forget the future, it's so tense.
:silly:
What about the future?
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/y-funny-4.jpg)Dang, there is something wrong with the kid in yellow, what normal boy doesn't revel in fire?
Forget the future, it's so tense.
Forget the future, it's so tense.
Forget the future, it's so tense.
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I don't know if it gives one more sandwich, but it gives a longer perimeter to the sandwich slice one gets.
I don't know if it gives one more sandwich, but it gives a longer perimeter to the sandwich slice one gets.
I am a semi-diagonalist... A skinny end for dunkin, and a fat end for holding, and for swabbin the deck.
It's easier to dunk your grilled cheese in your mug full of tomato soup...
I don't know if it gives one more sandwich, but it gives a longer perimeter to the sandwich slice one gets.
It's easier to dunk your grilled cheese in your mug full of tomato soup...
@Smokin Joe
Not to mention mandatory. If there was ever a match made in heaven it is a grilled cheese sammich and a bowl of tomato soup.
*FACTS*
Only made better if the sandwich is lightly dusted with garlic salt and black pepper. :beer:
@roamer_1
Garlic salt,now I am drooling. I KNOW I have some somewhere in this house. If not,I WILL have some tomorrow.
Yeah buddy~ on the OUTSIDE, in the butter... Totally jacks it up!
Same crust length both ways, more naked one of the ways...
@Smokin Joe
Not to mention mandatory. If there was ever a match made in heaven it is a grilled cheese sammich and a bowl of tomato soup.
Grilled cheese with diced onions!...and BACON!
...and BACON!
It shouldn't be the same crust length. If you cut straight across, from the middle of one side to the middle of the opposite side, then the perimeter should add up to 3s. That is, if the length of each side is s (assuming a square sandwich), then the perimeter, p, of each half-sandwich is p = s + s + 1/2-s + 1/2-s = 3s. On the other hand, if one cuts diagonally, from corner to opposite corner, then the p of each half-sandwich is p = s + s + (s * sqrt2) = 2s + (1.4142 * s) = 3.4142s.
This can be generalized to the more general situation where the full sandwich is a rectangle where the length is not equal to the width.
However, each half-sandwich should still have the same upper surface area - for the straight cut, area of each half-sandwich = s * (1/2 * s) = (s^2) / 2, and for the diagonal cut, the area of each half-sandwich = 1/2 * (s * s) = (s^2) / 2.
Finally, since each half-sandwich will have the same upper surface area, and by definition should have the same height, each half-sandwich will have the same volume = h * ((s^2) / 2), and therefore each half-sandwich will contain the same "amount" of sandwich - bread plus fillings - no matter how it's sliced.
QED
Key word is crust. The edge length that is cut has no crust. Hence, naked...
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In that case, if one only takes into account sides that have outer-bread crust, and do not account for the length of the sliced side, then the length would be identical in either case, and would be equal to 2 * s, whether the cut was diagonal or straight.
Doesn't matter. Not corner-to-corner, but cut on a bias.
One skinny end for dippin.
One fat end for holding, and for swabbin the deck.
Bang for buck,
Form equals function.
End of story.
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1cb2ea98fba9a85b799263f38df91192f1c64ae72c08ff9aebf226d40953b1bf.jpg)I have never had to give someone a test to determine they were a moron.
Thank you for the nerd humor.
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This is especially true when the chef has only hisself as a patron.
Heck, I'll bet you eat it nekkid anyway.
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Except bacon. Whenever bacon is frying, ALWAYS wear clothes. Trust me on this.
Except bacon. Whenever bacon is frying, ALWAYS wear clothes. Trust me on this.
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Kitty is hatchin' those eggs!
Except bacon. Whenever bacon is frying, ALWAYS wear clothes. Trust me on this.
Words of wisdom.....
It seems there was an epidemic of ill-planned nekkid bacon-frying at some point in time!
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It seems there was an epidemic of ill-planned nekkid bacon-frying at some point in time!
A single incident... Spent the night with a lady friend out in the bush... Thought it would be romantic to cook her breakfast. So I crawled out of under the tarp, kicked up the fire, and proceeded to do exactly that....
Turns out it wasn't all that romantic, what with the screaming and all... :shrug: :whistle:
However, she was a good sport... After she sat me in the creek, she went about to make a poultice... And then she cooked ME breakfast.
No lasting damage done. And I came away with a bit of wisdom. :laugh:
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/47bf1713659bda6b28bb07db992230c8802d206d5ed0d904c6777f222f510dc7.jpg)Yep. That is definitely a Covidian. They are among us, like Mormons and Jehovah Witness.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/z-memes-73-9.jpg)ONLY 15 minutes????
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/z-memes-106-8.jpg)Either that or she finally paid the gas bill... :shrug:
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/c507787500e1c22fb3bd17ced970a30a01f755c037c017d7307577c3c0f70b64_1.webp)Labs tend to have a 'soft' mouth anyway....but that'd be a cool way to train them (unless they get a kick out of popping it).
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/5c932a544b661d6a3a33370170886ad8c142f76cf299116c4afa7141ef0e49ed_1.webp)I got that at Fecebook, posting links to peer reviewed medical journal articles in the NIH library. :shrug:
(unless they get a kick out of popping it).
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/6-35.jpg)I'm feeling that. Eighteen below zero this morning (static air, not wind chill).
I'm feeling that. Eighteen below zero this morning (static air, not wind chill).
Here's a liberal meme, demonstrating just how clueless liberals are:This is obviously a silent scream for HELP. Joe Biden HATES being President and would resign today if he could. However, if he did that he would "get in trouble" (his words) by all the people controlling him. He is a trapped man in a horrible life in a depressed life. All of this made even more tragic because he is being forced to waste his final time on Earth playing a ridiculous clown on a global stage.
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So true. 88devil
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/c5b0568fa62a123480b2664f1e44c703fc18f9a8106a2142e2939b1b5938357c_1.webp)That reminds me of someone I know...
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/0099be7c8a472a4efeee39c0cc9284b4aa384144aa4c73a29fc9d4b3b8718808_1.webp)That ain't silly, it is the type of love brothers ought have for one another--and a neat bit of engineering, too.
That ain't silly, it is the type of love brothers ought have for one another--and a neat bit of engineering, too.
Agreed. It's not silly; it's da*ned cool. I just couldn't think of any other thread to post it on. Sorry!No problem! If you hadn't posted it, I would likely not have ever seen it. Thanks!
No problem! If you hadn't posted it, I would likely not have ever seen it. Thanks!
This is obviously a silent scream for HELP. Joe Biden HATES being President and would resign today if he could. However, if he did that he would "get in trouble" (his words) by all the people controlling him. He is a trapped man in a horrible life in a depressed life. All of this made even more tragic because he is being forced to waste his final time on Earth playing a ridiculous clown on a global stage.Maybe Joe Biden hates being resident, I doubt it he really doesn't do anything, but dr Jill loves being first babysitter and if Joe ever resigned he would probably find her holding a pillow over his face so she could shed the dead weight and get back into the spotlight as his widow.
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How does he maintain balance when mother's weight doesn't lean/cooperate with him? :shrug:
Somebody loves the snow!
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Yup. Sweaters, too.
I received four pairs of feet warming socks this year ..... I reacted like a thrilled four year old!! Wearing a pair right now. :laugh:
I received four pairs of feet warming socks this year ..... I reacted like a thrilled four year old!! Wearing a pair right now. :laugh:
@Right_in_Virginia
LOL!
Bought last moment Christmas cards for my best 'Commie' lady and her 'Conservative' sister at Hallmark cards and gifts. Bad idea.
Picked up two stocking stuffer gifts...a microwavable stuffed bunny that warms up (for her cats) and a pair of fur lined socks that looked like cat's legs and paws.
She ignored all the gifts she got this years except the socks. :laugh:
How does he maintain balance when brother's weight doesn't lean/cooperate with him? :shrug:All his brother has to do is sit upright, really. The wheels have a gyroscopic effect above a walking speed which helps stabilize the bike in motion. Getting the bike to turn is a matter of countersteering technique to get the bike to lean in the desired direction, and if his brother doesn't lean (either way) it makes the turn easier, same as with any passenger.
All his brother has to do is sit upright, really. The wheels have a gyroscopic effect above a walking speed which helps stabilize the bike in motion. Getting the bike to turn is a matter of countersteering technique to get the bike to lean in the desired direction, and if his brother doesn't lean (either way) it makes the turn easier, same as with any passenger.
Exactly.The other trick is to look where you want to go And don't look at where you don't). The little shift in center of gravity from turning your head can make that turn easier or harder. If you are looking at it, chances are you'll run over/into it.
When I first started riding, I didn't "buy" the countersteering technique until one day when I was up at speed on a rural highway, and heading into a curve to the left. As I entered the curve, I started getting closer and closer to the right-hand shoulder, and try as I might, I couldn't "lean" the bike to the left to get it to turn. Finally, as the wheels hit the gravel shoulder, I let off on the throttle and out of desperation decided to try the countersteer technique. Instantly, the bike turned to the left and I was back on the pavement and out of immediate danger. All I had to do was to push the left handlebar ever so slightly forward, and the bike instantly responded.
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/094/337/114/original/f5310aa46dbb9366.png)No wonder he is laughing...
No wonder he is laughing...
That ain't no sh*t!
A quarter million dollar pile of manure? I'd be laughing all the way to the bank.
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No 'religious intent' here. I simply thought it was funny, in a pure logic kind of way. Made me chuckle.
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aPZ9MbP_460swp.webp):rolling: That is one of the funniest things I have ever read.
I WOULD NOT hit that.
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Hey, everyone knows that a swingers' orgy is essential sexual activity; so the ban doesn't apply, right?
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/azeqEOx_460swp.webp)Who knew Jabba had a sister living in Belgium?
Lazamataz would.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/d9918112fb8123a5d245f36f7f8e1e809a50461f6041f77d3d5f23f0a0e175a0_1.webp)So ... the message being conveyed here is NEVER get married, and NEVER have kids.
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(https://img.ifunny.co/images/03e34eacdf52e8d32ff2c3795dd88a8219f721d5e5d59fdd735936c3283e6f52_1.webp)It must have a regenerative muzzle brake, right?
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So ... the message being conveyed here is NEVER get married, and NEVER have kids.
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVxMQ5K_460swp.webp)No, it's not for putting patients down, it's for making them pay their bills.
Doctor kit for little girls comes with a pink gun.
I'm sorry dolly-girl, but you are incurable...so...I'm sorry...(reaching for her pink gun...)
Lazamataz would.
@Cyber Liberty
Laz has some years on him now,so I am not even sure he would "hit" that.
He might ask her for nude photos,though.
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So ... the message being conveyed here is NEVER get married, and NEVER have kids.Not to me. Every man should know how to skin his dinner, and change a diaper. It's another skill set. I haven't parachuted, but motorcycles, fast cars and boats, rock climbing and caving are all things I have done. But of all the things I have done, the most rewarding, even beyond being a firefighter and EMS, was a marriage that lasted until death did us part, and the kids, grand kids, and great grands keep me going to this day.
@sneakypeteBeach bodies...for Greenpeace. :whistle:
Brings to mind a gal that's around here name of Crystal - Wider than she was tall.... Wife of one of my acquaintances (nearing friend)... She come to give him his lunch at the shop one hot summer day wearing nothing but a string bikini and a pair of flops... And I swear... The only thing left to the imagination was the bikini itself... A little flash of color here or there, and a string tight-to-bursting now and then... You couldn't hardly see it anywhere.
Somethings cannot be unseen
:terror:
Beach bodies...for Greenpeace. :whistle:
You mean they don't look like the Swedish Bikini Team? :silly:Mrs. Moby, perhaps...
Lazamataz would.That's a name I didn't think I would ever hear again.
Not to me. Every man should know how to skin his dinner, and change a diaper. It's another skill set.
I haven't parachuted, but motorcycles, fast cars and boats, rock climbing and caving are all things I have done. But of all the things I have done, the most rewarding, even beyond being a firefighter and EMS, was a marriage that lasted until death did us part, and the kids, grand kids, and great grands keep me going to this day.
You mean they don't look like the Swedish Bikini Team? :silly:
Why is it btw that the seriously fat chicks always have short skinny guys? Its a thing.
Yeah... Never got past the car wash stage with the diapers. I stand up to my knees in sh*t most days... None of it bothers me at all except dog, pig, and hoomin. and barely chicken. Dog don't amount to much since around here they go where they will, and generally will go to tall grass if they can. Pig ain't bad if the pigs are ranged... but I will never set foot in a pig pen again. Ever.with the littlest, there is hardly any smell. When they get stinky, it's time for potty training... and all ours were walking by 9 months.
Hoomin ain't bad if composting... been doing that all the way along. But a ripe baby... well that's a problem... and a buddy that sharts gets to ride in the back,
That is the sign of a life well spent, Smoke.
with the littlest, there is hardly any smell. When they get stinky, it's time for potty training... and all ours were walking by 9 months.
It isn't over yet. I hope to do more...and I remember praying that I'd never have a boring life.
It hasn't been.
Generally, the beautiful people hang out with the beautiful people... After that, opposites attract...
That's a name I didn't think I would ever hear again.
We still text each other from time to time....
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Guess we'll have to start a new official silliness thread tomorrow?
Sincerely,
GOD, USAF (Ret.)