The Briefing Room
General Category => Sports/Entertainment/MSM/Social Media => Topic started by: Bender2 on September 03, 2012, 06:06:12 pm
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Whoa-- Hey, Lois? Lois Lane? Look on that little TV over the bar... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-i-BB/Bender-19-R.gif) that is one hot kiss between you... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/S-WW-Kiss-1.gif) and Superman!
What? That's Superman... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SupermanLois-6c-R.gif) but I don't wear... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/S-WW-Kiss-2.gif) a crown--
And... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SupermanLois-6b-R.gif) that's not my hair... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/S-WW-Kiss-3.gif) or naked back--
And THAT... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SupermanLois-6d-L.gif) is not my... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/S-WW-Kiss-4.jpg) ass!
My Superman... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SupermanLois-6-R.gif) He-- He's kissing that wussy skank... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/S-WW-Kiss-5.gif) Wonder Woman!
Wonder?... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SupermanLois-4c-L.gif) Lois here! Listen up, you home-wrecking hussy!
I see you've been flashing those big boobs... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SupermanLois-4b-R.gif) of yours at Superman!
And your slutty way of dressing... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SupermanLois-4a-L.gif) has got him all hot and bothered!
You do realize I could crush you... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Superman-WW-2.gif) with my little finger, don't you?
Bye-bye-- Yep... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SupermanLois-3-R.gif) she sure could--
Well, it could have been worse. Superman could have been locking lips... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SupermanLois-5-R.gif) with Batman!
Now, now, Lois. We all know those rumors... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Superman-Batman-1-L.gif) are just plain false--
Besides, surely we all know Aquaman... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Superman-Batman-2-L.gif) is the really weak sister in the Justice League.
Bat, old sport, I agree with you that Aquaman is the hands down fairy queen of the Justice League, but you just have to... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/leslie-nielsen-2-R.gif) stop calling me 'Shirley!'
Meanwhile, out past the pier... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/OrsonWells-1-L.gif) still waters run deep--
Whoa, my trusty steed, Storm... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Aquaman-Imp-Storm-5-L.gif) we have to stop all these unfounded rumors!
I must use my telepathic abilities... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Aquaman-3-telepathic-R.gif) to call all my faithful supporters from the Atlantic--
And all my faithful supporters... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Aquaman-Imp-Storm-5a-L.gif) from the Pacific--
We are coming from the North Atlantic... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/FishSchool-1.gif) Aquaman!
As are we... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/FishSchool-4.gif) from the South Pacific!
Aquaman, we supporters of yours from the North Atlantic... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/FishSchool-3.gif) are coming to help!
And we of the Hawaiian waters... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/FishSchool-2.gif) are coming to support you!
This is... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Aquaman-2.gif) wonderful!
Yew hew, Aquaman? The North Pacific Frisco Bay is full of your faithful supporters... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/FishSchool-6.gif) and we are coming to back you all the way--
As is New York, all united in support... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/FishSchool-5.gif) marching in lockstep for our dear, dear Aquaman!
And, where else would you be supported 100 percent? Only in the entire French.... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/FishSchool-7.gif) Navy!
Talk about overplaying... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/OrsonWells-1-R.gif) your hand--
Still cannot forever see why in the world they would ever think... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Aquaman-4-L.gif) I am gay?
I agree, why do they all seem to think that Batman... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Aquaman-Raj-Koothrappali-2.gif) and Aquaman are light in the loafers?
They are all just jealous of our totally masculine super powers... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Aquaman-Raj-Koothrappali-1-R.gif) and well fitting costumes--
Finally made the big time... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-i-BB/Bender-17a-R.gif) in DC Comics... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/S-WW-Kiss-Cover-2.gif)
And now, on with my "Never Wrong" Picks... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-i-BB/y-CowboyMoreBeerForMe-R.gif) for Week One of the 2012 NFL Season:
Okay, okay, let's get the elephant in the room out of the way... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-i-BB/Bender-18-L.gif) Eli has gone too far--
"I've won two Super Bowls so I have a right... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/4-eli-8-L.gif) to be a diva!"
"And face it, if the Cowboys knock me... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/4-eli-17-L.gif) out of the game, no one can fill... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/4-eli-16.gif) my shoes!"
You got that right, girl... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/RuePaul-1-R.gif) no one could fill those gravy boats!
Well, Eli, it is time for your comeuppance and my Boys... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-i-BB/y-CowboyMoreBeerForMe-L.gif) will do to the tune of 31 to 17--
Sunday finds these games and these exact score:
Indianapolis 10 at Chicago 24: Poor Andrew finds no luck in surviving his first attack... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/Bear-luck-1-L.gif) by Da Bears
Philadelphia 28 at Cleveland 3: Those poor Brown Stains chowed down on the wrong... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/4-M-Vick-Brown25C.gif) feed--
New England 27 at Tennessee 21: Allegra Old Earlers, still Fisherless, get no respite... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/TomBrady-1.gif) from Brady's march to the sea--
Atlanta 20 at Kansas City 21: My Old Dallas Texans... <img width=200 src="http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-i-BB/Bender-KCTexans-R-250.gif"> disguised as Indian Chiefs... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/FtApache-1.gif) ambush Vick's Old Team--
Jacksonville 14 at Minnesota 10: Yep, you do, Viqueens... <img width=200 src="http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-L-BB/Vikings-Suck.gif"> you really do--
Washington 16 at New Orleans 31: Yep, old Roger was distracted by them comely female replacement refs and (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/2-Deadskins3-L-200.gif) played like all the others that came before--
Buffalo 17 at NY Jets 28: Tebow pulls another one... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-i-BB/Bender-Jet-L.gif) out of the fire--
St. Louis 10 at Detroit 24: It was a love fest... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/Lion-Lamb-1-L.gif) that is until the dinner bell rang--
Miami 17 at Houston 35: Allegras Texicans have... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/FishFRy.gif) a fish fry--
San Francisco 28 at Green Bay 31: Well, campers, it was Fromage vs Cheddar and big's yellow wheel... <img width=200 src="http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-i-BB/HomerSimpson19x.gif"> won hands down--
Seattle 27 at Arizona 13: Russell Wilson get his first, official NFL... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/Redbird-Dead-1-R.gif) kill--
Carolina 30 at Tampa Bay 24: Cam lives up to the hype... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/CamNewton-1.gif) as Carolina's Anti-Pink Panthers... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/PinkPanther-3-R.gif) sink... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/TampaBay-1-L.gif) the Bucs toots sweet--
Pittsburgh 27 at Denver 24: Sad to say, but Peyton's call to 'Win one... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/OldManManning-1-R.gif) for the Gummer!" falls short --
Monday night me and ESPN have cooked up... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/Bender-Cooks-1-L.gif) a two fer--
Cincinnati 7 at Baltimore 23: (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/Hitchcock-5X-Cinci-game1.gif) Bendy needs my help but my Black Byrds don't... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/Hitchcock-1c-R.gif) in routing Cinci--
San Diego 28 at Oakland 10: Those Raider hoards smell blood... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/RaiderFans-1-R.gif) but Norv knows it is his... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-n-BB/LastStand-1-L.gif) last stand and gets the win--
All righty, boys and girls, it is time... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-40L.gif) for y'all's picks.
I'll play a little pi'anner interlude for ya... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-40La.gif) but hurry up, I don't have all day!
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Let's end the LONG drought in my hometown, baby!
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