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Title: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on January 05, 2019, 06:20:54 am
Well, somebody had to do it!

Straitjackets to the left, tranquilisers to the right, and keepa u hands offa my crayons! ;)

(http://www.mylespaul.com/media/obama-hardy.81500/full?d=1492885049)

(http://www.mylespaul.com/media/computerbunny.69266/full?d=1492882715)

(http://www.mylespaul.com/media/hollywoodsign.69259/full?d=1492882713)

Sorry... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnPRB00xgoQ#)

Title: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2019
Post by: Machiavelli on January 05, 2019, 04:37:34 pm
New thread.

2018 thread (http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,297488.0.html)

2017 thread (http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,241950.0.html)

2013-2016 thread (http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,107043.0.html)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2019
Post by: kevindavis007 on January 07, 2019, 07:31:31 am
Bookmark
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2019
Post by: jmyrlefuller on January 08, 2019, 05:08:01 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2019
Post by: Machiavelli on January 10, 2019, 10:08:48 pm
Sorry... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPszqk703k#)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2019
Post by: jmyrlefuller on January 12, 2019, 03:49:32 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2019
Post by: Machiavelli on January 13, 2019, 01:56:12 pm
Sorry... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFCrJleggrI#)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2019
Post by: Gefn on January 13, 2019, 02:06:26 pm
Bookmark  :silly:
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on January 13, 2019, 07:46:24 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on January 13, 2019, 07:48:28 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on January 13, 2019, 07:50:26 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2019
Post by: flowers on January 13, 2019, 09:23:36 pm
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 :silly:  That is funny!
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2019
Post by: flowers on January 13, 2019, 09:24:08 pm
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Good one!
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: jmyrlefuller on January 15, 2019, 12:57:35 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Polly Ticks on January 15, 2019, 01:06:41 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: verga on January 29, 2019, 01:29:05 pm
BKMK
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on February 02, 2019, 03:41:53 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Machiavelli on February 06, 2019, 07:22:01 pm
A Texas State Trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The Trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Trooper's car. A drunken good old boy from central Texas got out, watched the performance, then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The Trooper observed him and went over to the State car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Machiavelli on February 07, 2019, 07:04:36 pm
The 10 Laziest Cities in America

Which cities in the United States have the most number of people out of work - and refusing to get a job?

Sorry... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajE0wvC_akE#)

10. Cleveland, OH
9. Pueblo, CO
8. Paterson, NJ
7. Hartford, CT
6. Waco, TX
5. Buffalo, NY
4. Detroit, MI
3. San Bernardino, CA
2. Springfield, MA
1. Dayton, OH
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on February 08, 2019, 10:51:58 pm
@Amb. Frank Cannon


(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dy6utQEXgAIDlJY.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on February 09, 2019, 09:01:49 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: jmyrlefuller on February 10, 2019, 06:43:31 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on February 11, 2019, 09:46:47 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzGc038UUAAuoso.jpg:large)

Wisconsin - Midwestern values
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on February 11, 2019, 10:57:18 am
Every time I ask what LGBT stands for, I never get a straight answer.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: jmyrlefuller on February 21, 2019, 10:04:39 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Machiavelli on February 21, 2019, 11:02:02 pm
Spock and McCoy together again in a new sitcom.

Featuring: Harold Ramis and Dave Thomas

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY-pLIQUc2M#)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Machiavelli on February 27, 2019, 06:39:43 pm
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "It's dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250."

The man pays the boy and hopes he's seen the last of him.

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "It's dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy: "$750."

Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy: "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost."

"I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "It's dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that crap again."


Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Machiavelli on February 28, 2019, 04:17:13 pm
One day Pinocchio came to Geppetto with a problem.

“Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?”

“Have you tried sandpaper?” Geppetto asked.

Pinocchio hadn’t, so he went to try it.

Pinocchio saw Geppetto a few weeks later.

“How did the problem work out with your girlfriend?” Geppetto asked.

Pinocchio replied. “Who needs a girlfriend?”
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on March 09, 2019, 06:49:24 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on March 09, 2019, 06:52:26 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on March 09, 2019, 06:53:43 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on March 09, 2019, 06:58:40 pm
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break’?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a ‘Nazi.’
He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a ‘doughnut eating Gestapo.’
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Obama in ‘08 .’

I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: verga on March 09, 2019, 07:09:08 pm
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break’?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a ‘Nazi.’
He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a ‘doughnut eating Gestapo.’
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Obama in ‘08 .’

I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on March 17, 2019, 07:10:56 pm
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Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

“Brenda, may I come in?” he asks. “I’ve somethin’ to tell ya”.

“Of course you can come in, you’re always welcome, Tim. But where’s my husband?”

“That’s what I’m here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery”

“Oh, God no!” cries Brenda. “Please don’t tell me.”

“I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I’m sorry.”

Finally, she looked up at Tim. “How did it happen, Tim?”

“It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout, and drowned.”

“Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim, did he at least go quickly?”

“Well, Brenda, no. In fact, he got out three times to pee.”
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: DCPatriot on March 17, 2019, 07:38:24 pm


Outstanding!   :laugh:
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: jmyrlefuller on March 17, 2019, 10:21:45 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on March 23, 2019, 03:45:00 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: verga on March 27, 2019, 09:54:27 am
A teacher was discussing WWII with her class. One ofthe studetrns said his granfatehr was in the Airforce during the war and would be glad to tell the class about it.
On the big day the old veteran comes in and begins to tell nthe clas some stories.
Well you see one day we were in a real dog fight. There were Fokker to the left and right, there were fokkers above and below. There were Fokkers every where.
The teacher interupted to tell the class that a Fokker was a type of German fither plane.
The old man added. Yeah and some of those fokkers were flying Messerschmitts as well.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on March 28, 2019, 10:07:42 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Machiavelli on March 28, 2019, 10:20:05 pm
The 10 Dumbest Cities in America

Nick Johnson
YouTube
March 28, 2019

Quote
In order to rank the dumbest cities in America, we had to look at which cities have the highest high school dropout rates as well as which cities have low college graduation rates.

This is a pretty good indication of where people live who don't have educational backgrounds.

Additionally, we measured how many libraries are in each city, as a ratio versus number of places to party.

More (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwCLyBUshtc)

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwCLyBUshtc#)

For entertainment purposes only. I wouldn't take this seriously.

10. Las Vegas, NV
9. Phoenix, AZ
8. Los Angeles, CA
7. Hartford, CT
6. San Antonio, TX
5. Dallas, TX
4. El Paso, TX
3. Santa Ana, CA
2. Detroit, MI
1. Fresno, CA
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on March 30, 2019, 04:44:24 pm
Grandma and grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.  The son said "I don't think you should take one they're very strong and very expensive".  "How much?" asked Grandpa.  "$10 a pill" answered the son.  "I don't care" replied Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under your pillow".  Later the next morning the son found $110 under his pillow.  He called Grandpa and said "I told you each pill was $10 not $110".  "I know" said Grandpa.  "The hundred is from Grandma."

Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on April 05, 2019, 08:42:01 pm
NSFW
https://twitter.com/i/status/1113648605825503232
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on April 10, 2019, 12:27:12 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: jmyrlefuller on April 12, 2019, 02:39:46 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on April 14, 2019, 12:34:18 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on April 20, 2019, 01:31:22 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Machiavelli on April 21, 2019, 11:51:07 pm
Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4#)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: jmyrlefuller on April 30, 2019, 09:31:21 pm
Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGwSGD-d52Y#)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Machiavelli on May 04, 2019, 03:03:16 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on May 04, 2019, 05:27:31 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on May 04, 2019, 05:29:25 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on May 04, 2019, 05:31:30 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on May 04, 2019, 10:32:23 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: jmyrlefuller on May 10, 2019, 01:05:19 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on May 12, 2019, 12:49:22 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on May 18, 2019, 10:44:23 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on May 18, 2019, 04:10:35 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on May 18, 2019, 04:15:26 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on May 19, 2019, 06:00:33 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on May 22, 2019, 07:51:22 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on May 25, 2019, 10:04:20 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on May 30, 2019, 10:42:28 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on June 02, 2019, 03:35:27 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on June 02, 2019, 03:36:52 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Cyber Liberty on June 02, 2019, 08:47:31 pm
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That sounds good...gonna carry that one in my back pocket where I save my best snark. 333cleo
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on June 04, 2019, 09:19:30 pm
Quote
Dear Mrs. Harris:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;
'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on June 15, 2019, 05:14:58 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on June 15, 2019, 05:16:12 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on June 28, 2019, 12:36:39 am
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This will be my newest dad joke.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on June 29, 2019, 02:55:07 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Sanguine on June 29, 2019, 03:07:55 am
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Good one!
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on July 06, 2019, 05:00:08 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Cyber Liberty on July 06, 2019, 03:19:49 pm
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Hold on now...is that a Betsy Ross flag of oppression?
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on July 06, 2019, 03:55:37 pm
Hold on now...is that a Betsy Ross flag of oppression?
Oh nooooooooooooo!  wink777
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on July 06, 2019, 03:56:03 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on July 06, 2019, 03:57:13 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on July 12, 2019, 09:11:49 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_QxDrUVUAE41pF.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on July 12, 2019, 11:18:45 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_Io1-CW4AI9-rl.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on July 12, 2019, 11:20:32 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-39aC4XoAENMnA.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on July 13, 2019, 10:47:34 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_TyfL8XkAE506_.jpg:large)

@TitaniaMcGrath is a hilarious twitter parody account
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: sneakypete on July 13, 2019, 11:56:33 am
The 10 Laziest Cities in America

Which cities in the United States have the most number of people out of work - and refusing to get a job?

Sorry... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajE0wvC_akE#)

10. Cleveland, OH
9. Pueblo, CO
8. Paterson, NJ
7. Hartford, CT
6. Waco, TX
5. Buffalo, NY
4. Detroit, MI
3. San Bernardino, CA
2. Springfield, MA
1. Dayton, OH

I have a  hard time accepting that list as accurate when San Francisco and Boston isn't on it
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: sneakypete on July 13, 2019, 12:03:25 pm
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@Right_in_Virginia

It doesn't matter. None of those parents are going to have grandchildren.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Cyber Liberty on July 13, 2019, 01:44:17 pm

@Right_in_Virginia

It doesn't matter. None of those parents are going to have grandchildren.

One will.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Sanguine on July 13, 2019, 02:09:12 pm
I have a  hard time accepting that list as accurate when San Francisco and Boston isn't on it

Waco?  How odd. 
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: kevindavis007 on July 13, 2019, 02:33:32 pm
This was from 40 years ago:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PObBA2wH5l0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PObBA2wH5l0)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on July 18, 2019, 11:32:20 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on July 18, 2019, 11:36:39 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6oOS_lXkAEiN_U.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on July 18, 2019, 11:43:54 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6oL9QrU0AAqcNm.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on July 18, 2019, 11:46:56 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6oNPOVX4AEjlTA.jpg:large)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Sanguine on July 19, 2019, 02:46:39 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6oYQIcW4AcLKB9.jpg:large)

OK, what is that?  How to fight with a deer?
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on July 19, 2019, 10:50:42 am
OK, what is that?  How to fight with a deer?
Specifically step 3
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on July 21, 2019, 01:06:06 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on July 21, 2019, 01:08:21 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on July 21, 2019, 01:09:59 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on July 21, 2019, 04:22:51 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Cyber Liberty on July 21, 2019, 04:28:16 pm
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/491cb32f656684b52c444eb3483ab7f6483f3136a7adcf8b0e7de3382dc72ae1.jpg)

I admire the imagination it takes to cook that up.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on July 21, 2019, 07:56:09 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on July 22, 2019, 03:45:49 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on July 27, 2019, 10:53:35 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on July 27, 2019, 10:54:38 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on July 28, 2019, 04:09:06 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: sneakypete on July 28, 2019, 05:41:45 pm
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@corbe

LOL!
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on July 29, 2019, 12:20:26 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on August 02, 2019, 04:50:47 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on August 03, 2019, 02:52:51 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on August 03, 2019, 02:56:14 pm
 88devil

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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on August 03, 2019, 02:58:16 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on August 09, 2019, 07:06:43 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on August 10, 2019, 06:45:05 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on August 10, 2019, 06:47:57 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on August 10, 2019, 06:50:51 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on August 13, 2019, 10:50:06 pm
Baseball matchups we'd love to see.

And yes, these are real names of real baseball players past and/or present:

Richie Ashburn v. Kerry Wood
Al McBean v. Dick Pole
bleep Tebeau v. Kitty Kaat
Coco Crisp v. Eddie Bacon
Kevin Bass v. Frank Viola
Zach Duke v. Mel Queen
Mike Trout v. Hank Fischer
Melvin Mercedes v. Chad Bentz
Mike Lincoln v. Whitey Ford
Rocky Cherry v. Phil Coke
Troy Scribner v. Bill Schuster
Fred Siegel v. Don Schwall (you blues fans’ll get this one)
Moon Mullen v. Jack Armstrong
Mark Parent v. Harry Child
Cuckoo Christensen v. Dizzy Nutter
Len Church v. Johnny Temple
Greasy Neale v. Karl Spooner
Steve Hamilton v. Jack Beach
Jack Daniels v. Johnny Walker (you’re not drunk, and you can look it up)
Ray Knight v. Zach Day
Peaches Davis v. Herb Score
Jeff Kaiser v. Willie Fraser
Clint Frasier v. Sam Crane
Ducky Medwick v. Goose Gossage
Tommy Holmes v. Allen Watson
Frank Howard v. Phil Hughes
Yogi Berra v. Earl Huckleberry
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on August 14, 2019, 05:55:14 am
More baseball matchups we'd love to see . . .

Home Run Baker v. Dennis Cook
Harry Colliflower v. Roy Crabb
Jimmy Outlaw v. Bob Dillinger
Sam Dodge v. Tim Hudson
Sam Dyson v. Hub Purdue
Poll Perritt v. Buster Brown
Jim Brewer v. Andrew Miller
Foghorn Bradley v. Daffy Dean
Chili Davis v. Soup Campbell
Connie Mack v. Dick Kenworthy
Hank Winston v. Jeff Kent
Mike Witt v. Patrick Wisdom
George Winter v. Jack Spring
Wes Stock v. Barry Bonds
Dick Hall v. Johnny Oates
Bob Stanley v. Mickey Livingston
Don Lock v. Jimmy Key
Alberto Lois v. Jack Clark
Dick Starr v. Vic Power
Peanuts Lowrey v. Pie Traynor
Alf Anderson v. Spaceman Lee
Sloppy Thurston v. Greasy Neale
Salty Parker v. Pepper Martin

Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Sanguine on August 14, 2019, 02:05:20 pm
They're very colorful, @EasyAce.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Cyber Liberty on August 14, 2019, 02:30:48 pm
They're very colorful, @EasyAce.

@EasyAce

That list makes me glad Dick Trickle was a race car driver and not a Baseball player....
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on August 14, 2019, 02:57:03 pm
They're very colorful, @EasyAce.
@Sanguine
In all fairness, with several of those players their names were more colourful than they were as players.  Dick Starr, to name one, wasn't even half the pitcher a name like his suggests. (Once, as a St. Louis Brown, Starr and fellow former Yankee spare part pitcher Karl Drews instigated a wild beanball war against the Yankees with Tommy Byrne---not exactly the most colourful name---forced to retaliate.)

But since you mentioned Dick Trickle the race car driver, I'm put in mind of . . .

Preston Tucker v. George Stutz
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Sanguine on August 14, 2019, 03:06:50 pm
@Sanguine
In all fairness, with several of those players their names were more colourful than they were as players.  Dick Starr, to name one, wasn't even half the pitcher a name like his suggests. (Once, as a St. Louis Brown, Starr and fellow former Yankee spare part pitcher Karl Drews instigated a wild beanball war against the Yankees with Tommy Byrne---not exactly the most colourful name---forced to retaliate.)

But since you mentioned Dick Trickle the race car driver, I'm put in mind of . . .

Preston Tucker v. George Stutz

 :laugh:
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Cyber Liberty on August 14, 2019, 03:12:09 pm
@Sanguine
In all fairness, with several of those players their names were more colourful than they were as players.  Dick Starr, to name one, wasn't even half the pitcher a name like his suggests. (Once, as a St. Louis Brown, Starr and fellow former Yankee spare part pitcher Karl Drews instigated a wild beanball war against the Yankees with Tommy Byrne---not exactly the most colourful name---forced to retaliate.)

But since you mentioned Dick Trickle the race car driver, I'm put in mind of . . .

Preston Tucker v. George Stutz

:happyhappy:
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on August 16, 2019, 04:23:39 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: GrouchoTex on August 16, 2019, 05:01:03 pm
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..AND ALL I BOUGHT WAS A SNICKERS BAR.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on August 17, 2019, 03:28:40 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on August 17, 2019, 03:30:18 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Sanguine on August 17, 2019, 03:31:06 pm
(https://i.postimg.cc/DfRWMkmr/60631753-442437236568120-7666494242285420544-n.jpg)

Amen to that!

Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on August 17, 2019, 03:37:30 pm
Amen to that!

I thought this might get your attention.   :laugh:
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Cyber Liberty on August 17, 2019, 04:44:33 pm
I've had a month of >110 almost every day.  It's a bit hotter than Phoenix here at the Castle.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: DCPatriot on August 17, 2019, 04:53:00 pm
I've had a month of >110 almost every day.  It's a bit hotter than Phoenix here at the Castle.

Ahhhh...you ******!   It's a DRY heat!    :laugh:
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Cyber Liberty on August 17, 2019, 04:55:48 pm
Ahhhh...you ******!   It's a DRY heat!    :laugh:

It is, actually.  We didn't get a Monsoon this year (yet).
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Sanguine on August 17, 2019, 05:15:48 pm
I thought this might get your attention.   :laugh:

I'm hoping Trump buys Greenland so I can go spend my summers there.  I'm telling you, a chilly resort for summer refugees from Texas and Arizona would be a big hit!
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Hoodat on August 17, 2019, 05:28:07 pm
I've had a month of >110 almost every day.  It's a bit hotter than Phoenix here at the Castle.

The only thing that could make it worse is if you had to live in Houston.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Cyber Liberty on August 17, 2019, 05:32:24 pm
The only thing that could make it worse is if you had to live in Houston.

10-4.  I've been there in the summer.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: DCPatriot on August 17, 2019, 05:57:56 pm
The only thing that could make it worse is if you had to live in Houston.

If global warming or polar shift is happening...Greenland may become temperate in climate and can feed the nation, if not the world.

He's just planning ahead.   
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on August 17, 2019, 06:39:09 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on August 19, 2019, 01:54:07 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on August 23, 2019, 07:31:54 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on August 23, 2019, 07:37:37 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on August 23, 2019, 07:41:43 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on August 23, 2019, 07:42:26 pm
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8126181120/h9B413761/)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Sanguine on August 23, 2019, 09:18:26 pm
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8126181120/h9B413761/)

That took some real talent.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: roamer_1 on August 23, 2019, 09:30:39 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on August 23, 2019, 09:32:55 pm
     NOW, that's a good Poll question @roamer_1
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: roamer_1 on August 23, 2019, 09:34:51 pm
     NOW, that's a good Poll question @roamer_1

@corbe

LOL!
I think it's old BBQ sauce.
They don't give you that raincoat for nothing...  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on August 23, 2019, 09:36:56 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: PeteS in CA on August 23, 2019, 10:10:52 pm
Ahhhh...you ******!   It's a DRY heat!    :laugh:

As comedian Michael Finney has said, so is an oven. I think he still lives in the Valley of the Sun.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on August 24, 2019, 02:49:12 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on August 26, 2019, 12:52:43 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Smokin Joe on August 26, 2019, 07:21:48 am
10-4.  I've been there in the summer.
Jeez, I was there in December and it was too hot for my tastes, except for the day it got down to 60 degrees.
Ahhhh. Shirtsleeve weather!

(Keep in mind it was -32 when I got on the plane from North Dakota).
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: roamer_1 on August 26, 2019, 08:11:05 pm
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 :silly: :silly: :silly:

... Or right... That ain't your place, is it, @corbe ... because that would explain a lot...  :tongue2:
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on August 27, 2019, 04:56:24 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: jmyrlefuller on August 27, 2019, 01:32:44 pm
Guitar Solo Faces Make A Lot More Sense When Guitars Are Replaced With Giant Slugs (https://imgur.com/t/funny/R9NCh)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Polly Ticks on August 27, 2019, 01:42:24 pm
Guitar Solo Faces Make A Lot More Sense When Guitars Are Replaced With Giant Slugs (https://imgur.com/t/funny/R9NCh)

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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: 240B on August 28, 2019, 01:54:02 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on August 30, 2019, 03:41:57 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on August 30, 2019, 04:30:17 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on August 31, 2019, 05:18:28 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on September 06, 2019, 08:12:23 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: DCPatriot on September 06, 2019, 08:47:33 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on September 06, 2019, 09:28:56 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: kevindavis007 on September 06, 2019, 09:37:52 pm
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You are a Dinophobe!
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: DCPatriot on September 07, 2019, 02:08:26 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on September 07, 2019, 02:30:09 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on September 07, 2019, 04:58:42 pm
From the You Can't Make This Stuff Up files . . .

A vegan woman sued her neighbors for barbecuing in their backyard: 'It's deliberate' (https://www.yahoo.com/news/vegan-woman-sued-her-neighbors-140715647.html)

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A vegan woman has filed a suit against her neighbors in the Australian supreme court after complaining about the smell of meat and fish emanating from their barbecues . . .

Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on September 07, 2019, 05:05:27 pm
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                 Damn Vacuum Cleaner won't start.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on September 07, 2019, 05:26:01 pm
The Spoon

A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Very impressive!

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.

When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, 'Why the spoon?'

'Well,' he explained, 'the restaurant's owner hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour.

‘If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.' I was impressed.

I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.

Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?'

‘Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to washour hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%.

I asked quietly, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?'

'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use my spoon.'
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Hoodat on September 10, 2019, 11:38:14 pm
That was awesome, Corbe.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on September 13, 2019, 08:53:36 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on September 13, 2019, 09:02:37 pm
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?”

"We're taking Continental” was the reply. "We got a great rate!”

“Continental ?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?”

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste.”

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump.”

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope.”

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.”

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot..

And the Taste hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!”

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope.”

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me..”

"Oh, really! What'd he say?”

He said: "Who f*cked up your hair?
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on September 13, 2019, 09:45:26 pm
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                 Damn Vacuum Cleaner won't start.
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: jmyrlefuller on September 20, 2019, 01:14:19 am
What happens when you put cats in zero gravity:

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9XtK6R1QAk#)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: GrouchoTex on September 20, 2019, 01:56:00 am
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That’s great,
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: GrouchoTex on September 20, 2019, 01:58:31 am
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?”

"We're taking Continental” was the reply. "We got a great rate!”

“Continental ?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?”

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste.”

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump.”

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope.”

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.”

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot..

And the Taste hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!”

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope.”

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me..”

"Oh, really! What'd he say?”

He said: "Who f*cked up your hair?

  :cool:

Brilliant, reminds me of an old joke where the person says “remarkable”, instead of saying “B.S”.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on September 23, 2019, 02:38:31 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: PeteS in CA on October 10, 2019, 12:45:00 am
https://babylonbee.com/news/hobby-lobby-unveils-husband-daycare

Husband Daycare Now Available At All Hobby Lobby Locations

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U.S.—In a move to help oppressed husbands who are forced to walk around the craft store in a daze for hours as they lose all sense of time and space, Hobby Lobby has unveiled its new husband daycares at all of its U.S. stores.

At the beginning of a woman's shopping trip to Hobby Lobby, she can check her husband into the daycare for up to three hours, as long as he's trained to put the toilet seat back down. She also has to sign a waiver that she's responsible for any spills or messes he makes, though most of the women are already used to that anyway.

The patented Hobby Lobby Husband Daycare is fully stocked with beer, pizza, video games, televisions, and even an old car to work on with a provided set of tools ...

Yep.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: PeteS in CA on October 10, 2019, 12:46:41 am
https://babylonbee.com/news/californian-arrested-for-concealed-carrying-bible-without-permit

Californian Arrested For Concealed Carrying Bible Without Permit

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Local San Francsico resident Matthew Pearson was arrested Wednesday morning for concealed carrying a Bible without the proper state permits, sources at the San Francisco Police Department confirmed.

California law prohibits residents from carrying any written material that contradicts far-left progressive agendas without a difficult-to-obtain permit from the state. Hurdles applicants need to clear include extensive eisegesis training in which they learn how to read progressive values into the text, and safe dismantling of texts that disagree with the left’s worldview. A 10-day waiting period is also required for purchases of easily concealed and transported pocket Bibles.

Wonder when they'll catch his brothers, John, Mark, and Luke.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: sneakypete on October 10, 2019, 03:58:47 am
https://babylonbee.com/news/hobby-lobby-unveils-husband-daycare

Husband Daycare Now Available At All Hobby Lobby Locations
U.S.—In a move to help oppressed husbands who are forced to walk around the craft store in a daze for hours as they lose all sense of time and space, Hobby Lobby has unveiled its new husband daycares at all of its U.S. stores.

At the beginning of a woman's shopping trip to Hobby Lobby, she can check her husband into the daycare for up to three hours, as long as he's trained to put the toilet seat back down. She also has to sign a waiver that she's responsible for any spills or messes he makes, though most of the women are already used to that anyway.

The patented Hobby Lobby Husband Daycare is fully stocked with beer, pizza, video games, televisions, and even an old car to work on with a provided set of tools ...

@PeteS in CA

I wanna buy stock in that place.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on October 18, 2019, 09:37:02 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on October 18, 2019, 10:32:45 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Gefn on October 18, 2019, 11:28:17 pm
Bambi!
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: jmyrlefuller on October 19, 2019, 04:30:58 pm
Seen on an Internet meme:

‘‘Believe in yourself. Even if no one else will.’’ —Sasquatch
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Gefn on October 19, 2019, 07:39:11 pm
Seen on an Internet meme:

‘‘Believe in yourself. Even if no one else will.’’ —Sasquatch

I love this.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: PeteS in CA on October 24, 2019, 04:43:23 pm
https://babylonbee.com/news/wear-church-handy-guide-denomination

What Should You Wear To Church? A Handy Guide For Each Denomination

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Whether you’re visiting your parents’ stuffy old Baptist church or piling into the family minivan because the kids are begging to ride the roller coaster at the sleek new megachurch down the street, the age-old question persists: what should you wear?

Wonder no longer, good and faithful servant. We sent a team of Babylon Bee agents to over two thousand churches, big and small, new and old, all across the land to research customs, dress codes, fashion do’s and fashion don’ts. This exhaustively researched article is the result, and it’s absolutely packed with helpful fashion tips.
...
Baptist—When you hit the local Baptist church, dust off your best polo shirt and slacks, like Jesus wore. Women should be sure to wear long enough skirts, lest they should cause a brother to stumble by flashing too much ankle.

Calvary Chapel—God is worthy of our Sunday best, so make sure you pick out your finest sandals, shorts, and Hawaiian print shirt when you show your face at one of your city’s fifty-eight Calvary Chapel churches. The hardcore believers will be touting a copy of Left Behind or The Late Great Planet Earth tucked beneath their arm.
...
Non-Denominational Megachurch—Whatever you woke up in. If it’s good enough to party in late Saturday night and crash on your couch in, it’s good enough for God. If you overdress by wearing a shirt that doesn’t show some skin or a low-key, modest outfit, you’ll stick out like a sore thumb!

Pentecostal—Go with something loose and flowing—anything good for waving your arms around in or flopping around like Magikarp. Secret pockets and compartments you can use to stow a tambourine or dancing ribbon are useful.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: PeteS in CA on October 24, 2019, 04:44:13 pm
Seen on an Internet meme:

‘‘Believe in yourself. Even if no one else will.’’ —Sasquatch

He organizes trail runs, too, http://www.sasquatchracing.com/ (http://www.sasquatchracing.com/) .
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on October 26, 2019, 01:38:13 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Gefn on October 26, 2019, 01:40:19 pm
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 :mauslaff:
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on October 26, 2019, 01:46:59 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on October 26, 2019, 01:49:09 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: sneakypete on October 26, 2019, 04:59:52 pm
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@Right_in_Virginia

The evil bastids! What idea will they steal from the west next?
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on October 26, 2019, 06:28:52 pm
@Right_in_Virginia

The evil bastids! What idea will they steal from the west next?

 :laugh:   888high58888 @sneakypete
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on November 02, 2019, 03:18:18 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on November 02, 2019, 03:23:06 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: sneakypete on November 02, 2019, 04:08:51 pm
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@corbe

I gotta admit,I laughed out loud at that one.

IF it is real,it would be the perfect Christmas gift to relatives that live in Fla.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: sneakypete on November 02, 2019, 04:10:18 pm
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@corbe

Probably be a kinder and gentler death. Robots don't hold grudges to the point where they lose their freaking minds.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on November 02, 2019, 08:04:27 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on November 02, 2019, 08:05:56 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on November 03, 2019, 04:45:19 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on November 06, 2019, 05:05:51 pm
Found around the web . . .

An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" She calls their father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?” She hangs up the phone.

The old man turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they’re both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on November 06, 2019, 06:08:50 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on November 08, 2019, 10:02:02 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on November 08, 2019, 10:42:17 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Cyber Liberty on November 08, 2019, 10:56:00 pm
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e9192e7e6c7fde95799aaf49246f7f2604a648be8cd1c41ff90caaab7f2d993a.png)

If somebody finds the easier way, I'm going to arrange an ass-kicking party for him.  Like the guy who invented a bra that doesn't jiggle in the slightest.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on November 08, 2019, 11:04:00 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on November 09, 2019, 05:57:21 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: sneakypete on November 09, 2019, 07:12:13 pm
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@corbe

That is one self-satisfied looking pooch!
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on November 10, 2019, 05:30:14 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on November 11, 2019, 01:39:43 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on November 11, 2019, 01:46:34 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on November 14, 2019, 02:19:14 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on November 15, 2019, 10:35:06 pm
NSFW

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnUO-9SztA8&t=94s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnUO-9SztA8&t=94s#)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on November 15, 2019, 11:27:38 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Elderberry on November 15, 2019, 11:36:43 pm
https://babylonbee.com/news/whistleblower-revealed-to-be-recently-hired-white-house-janitor-hillarita-clintonez (https://babylonbee.com/news/whistleblower-revealed-to-be-recently-hired-white-house-janitor-hillarita-clintonez)

Whistleblower Revealed To Be Recently Hired White House Janitor Hillarita Clintonez
(https://babylonbee.com/img/articles/article-5095-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on November 16, 2019, 03:29:36 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on November 16, 2019, 06:55:45 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on November 17, 2019, 11:19:10 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Elderberry on November 20, 2019, 01:56:33 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on November 20, 2019, 02:12:21 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Elderberry on November 20, 2019, 10:22:33 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Gefn on November 20, 2019, 10:42:53 pm
In heaven there is no beer

That’s why we drink it here  *girl beer*
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on November 21, 2019, 02:26:35 am
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Add Solid, Healthy Flesh Quicker than BEER?  It can't be done!
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Elderberry on November 21, 2019, 03:33:00 am
Budweiser must have bought them out yrs ago.

(https://witness2fashion.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/1933-june-p-58-skinny-girls-ad-with-measurements-ironized-yeast-adbig.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on November 22, 2019, 11:02:20 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: sneakypete on November 22, 2019, 11:07:55 pm
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@corbe

Can't argue with that. At least you can trust a dog.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Elderberry on November 23, 2019, 02:55:15 am
@corbe

Can't argue with that. At least you can trust a dog.

Not all dogs. But dogs do know that People are Stupid. A good friend had the ugliest Pit I've ever seen, and he gave her a fitting name, "Amy Carter". Now Amy, knowing how stupid people are, just loved putting on the act. She would have the sweetest grin, and wag that tail 90 mph. Amy just loved biting the hands of Stupid People, that would stick their hands out, to pet the friendly doggie.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: sneakypete on November 23, 2019, 05:16:02 am
Not all dogs. But dogs do know that People are Stupid. A good friend had the ugliest Pit I've ever seen, and he gave her a fitting name, "Amy Carter". Now Amy, knowing how stupid people are, just loved putting on the act. She would have the sweetest grin, and wag that tail 90 mph. Amy just loved biting the hands of Stupid People, that would stick their hands out, to pet the friendly doggie.

@Elderberry

I have a name for dogs like that. "Dead dog". I've never really had any problems with dogs. Not even dogs that are supposed to be mean. They growl at me,I growl and run at them,and they haul ass and go hide somewhere. Don't know why,but that's the way it's always been.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on November 24, 2019, 08:25:21 pm
Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer:"So, you're drunk."

Me:"But I didn't drink anything."

Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?

Me:"A motorcycle."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"

Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.

Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"

Officer:"A prostitute of course."

Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"

Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on November 25, 2019, 02:56:21 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on November 26, 2019, 03:58:28 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on November 27, 2019, 05:48:38 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Hoodat on November 30, 2019, 04:04:26 am
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died.

In heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in.  The German Shepherd said, "I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master."

"Good", said God.  "Sit at my right side."

"Doberman, what do you believe in?", asked God.

The Doberman answered, "I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master."

"Good", said God.  "You may sit at my left side."

Then God looked at the cat and asked, "And what do you believe?"

The cat replied, "I believe that you are sitting in my seat."
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on November 30, 2019, 04:12:03 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 01, 2019, 04:39:01 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: jmyrlefuller on December 01, 2019, 06:03:16 pm
@corbe

Can't argue with that. At least you can trust a dog.
Only after it's been trained.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 02, 2019, 04:35:35 am
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                  Does the pot come with the scale?
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: jmyrlefuller on December 03, 2019, 12:41:39 am
British Columbia newspaper announces 'picture with Satan' at a local Christmas parade, and speak of the devil, guess who shows up? (https://www.victoriabuzz.com/2019/12/satan-shows-up-to-courtenay-christmas-parade-after-newspaper-typo-announces-his-arrival/)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Cyber Liberty on December 03, 2019, 01:28:14 am
British Columbia newspaper announces 'picture with Satan' at a local Christmas parade, and speak of the devil, guess who shows up? (https://www.victoriabuzz.com/2019/12/satan-shows-up-to-courtenay-christmas-parade-after-newspaper-typo-announces-his-arrival/)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 11, 2019, 05:52:07 pm

Subject: LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA

CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS MAY APPLY

"Lemon Pickers Needed” read the ad in the newspaper.

Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.

She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.

She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University.

For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.

The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume.

“However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Fords, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary.”

She started work yesterday.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on December 11, 2019, 07:17:28 pm
Subject: LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA

CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS MAY APPLY

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyhu2ysqKGk#)
(Never mind for now that it was ripped off entirely from Howlin' Wolf's "Killing Floor" and partially from Robert Johnson's "Traveling Riverside Blues" . . .
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 11, 2019, 07:21:39 pm
Statesboro Blues - Taj Mahal

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6pmkfcrhO8#)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on December 11, 2019, 07:50:28 pm
Statesboro Blues - Taj Mahal

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6pmkfcrhO8#)
@corbe

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnWxZtI3ONY#)

So there!  wink777
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 11, 2019, 08:08:56 pm
    @EasyAce  The other night I was contemplating an Evolution or some such, on that very song, Statesboro Blues, and of course it started with the 1929? rendition by Blind Willie McTell with some Taj and Youngbloods mixed in cumulating with the Allman Brothers.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on December 11, 2019, 08:54:29 pm
    @EasyAce  The other night I was contemplating an Evolution or some such, on that very song, Statesboro Blues, and of course it started with the 1929? rendition by Blind Willie McTell with some Taj and Youngbloods mixed in cumulating with the Allman Brothers.
@corbe
Those evolutions instruct and delight alike. So does this one, from Sonny Boy Williamson to the Allman Brothers Band but with one forgotten but terrific stop in between which I will insert accordingly . . .

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxpNbdRKSCk#)

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n32q7ga7agg#)

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2QM6TUTKHU#)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 11, 2019, 09:11:05 pm
   Sweet @EasyAce that's what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 11, 2019, 10:19:57 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: DCPatriot on December 11, 2019, 10:29:23 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: GrouchoTex on December 12, 2019, 02:00:06 pm
@corbe
Those evolutions instruct and delight alike. So does this one, from Sonny Boy Williamson to the Allman Brothers Band but with one forgotten but terrific stop in between which I will insert accordingly . . .

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxpNbdRKSCk#)

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n32q7ga7agg#)

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2QM6TUTKHU#)

 :yowsa:
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on December 12, 2019, 08:18:08 pm
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(https://www.watchersweb.com/submissions/aObAY1575781061/YfABo1575781061.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 14, 2019, 12:48:33 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: 240B on December 14, 2019, 12:54:11 am
@corbe
I know it is your birthday.
But that right there made me involuntarily laugh.
That is why I hate you
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on December 14, 2019, 01:03:27 am
(https://www.watchersweb.com/submissions/25XWV1575782313/zEgIu1575782313.jpg) (https://www.watchersweb.com/submissions/Ul9C71575188072/i4jzj1575188072.jpg) (https://www.watchersweb.com/submissions/CYWe81575782290/WOr3g1575782290.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on December 14, 2019, 01:28:31 am
(https://i.imgur.com/1U8fCbzl.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 14, 2019, 01:59:02 am
@corbe
I know it is your birthday.
But that right there made me involuntarily laugh.
That is why I hate you


    At least you don't have me on Ignore like all the other corbe~haters, @240B  wink777
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: 240B on December 14, 2019, 02:16:42 am

@corbe I don't use ignore.
That takes away all the fun
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 20, 2019, 10:49:47 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: kevindavis007 on December 21, 2019, 04:06:23 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 21, 2019, 06:07:29 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EdinVA on December 24, 2019, 12:55:32 am
Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhGj4lDAP8&t=26s#)
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 24, 2019, 03:11:20 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Smokin Joe on December 24, 2019, 11:57:59 am
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In a twisted sort of way, that's beautiful!  :silly:
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: sneakypete on December 24, 2019, 03:53:07 pm
In a twisted sort of way, that's beautiful!  :silly:

@Smokin Joe

She got the little booger to eat his lunch,didn't she?
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 25, 2019, 12:11:08 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Formerly Once-Ler on December 25, 2019, 11:46:16 am
You've heard of elf on a shelf

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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 29, 2019, 04:59:14 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Smokin Joe on December 29, 2019, 05:39:27 am
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Just goes to show....

What goes around, comes around! :silly:
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Cyber Liberty on December 29, 2019, 05:14:00 pm
:happyhappy:
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 29, 2019, 06:01:36 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Cyber Liberty on December 29, 2019, 06:06:01 pm
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Seems to me Ambien is more of a "set your boyfriend's car on fire" kind of a drug.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on December 29, 2019, 06:48:20 pm
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: GtHawk on December 30, 2019, 12:41:27 am
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Life in prison a deterrent? Hell, free room and board, medical, dental, gym and clothes? Sounds like cheap retirement, plus no more nagging from the wife!.
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: GtHawk on December 30, 2019, 12:45:08 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: GtHawk on December 30, 2019, 12:53:26 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: corbe on January 01, 2020, 05:07:42 am
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Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: EasyAce on January 01, 2020, 05:29:28 am
Time to move to the new 2020 silly thread . . . wink777
Title: Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019
Post by: Cyber Liberty on January 01, 2020, 05:34:33 am
2020 Sillies!

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,387458.0.html (http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,387458.0.html)