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General Category => Politics/Government => Topic started by: mountaineer on February 10, 2019, 03:37:46 pm

Title: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: mountaineer on February 10, 2019, 03:37:46 pm
Ooh, she's one of the cool kids now! A Grammy invitation from a B-list celebrity!
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Sara Dorn
Feb. 9, 2019

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Chrissy Teigen are planning a pizza date for the Grammy Awards.

The match made in social media heaven came about when the model on Friday invited the freshman New York Dem to watch the Sunday awards show with her and husband John Legend.

“@AOC hello my hero, do you wanna come over and watch the grammys with us? There will be pizza,” Teigen tweeted. The post had 81,400 Likes and counting as of Saturday.

“Yes! We can live-tweet me burning something in the kitchen,” replied Ocasio-Cortez, whose district covers parts of Queens and the Bronx.  ...
Rest of story (https://pagesix.com/2019/02/09/chrissy-teigen-invites-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-over-to-watch-the-grammys/)

She brings such dignity and gravitas to the high and important office of U.S. Representative, doesn't she?  :thud:
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: austingirl on February 10, 2019, 03:44:12 pm
AOC spends the bulk of her existence on twitter, another reason she is so ignorant.
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: mountaineer on February 10, 2019, 03:47:25 pm
Given her apparent intellectual age of 12, she's probably busy organizing slumber parties for all the other girls in Congress. It'll be fun, we can do each other's hair!
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: austingirl on February 10, 2019, 03:51:34 pm
Between old Nancy and the young totalitarian freshmen representatives, the House is beyond redemption for the next two years.
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: Frank Cannon on February 10, 2019, 05:18:14 pm
This is why we are all being played. Teigan is not a good looking person. Whenever her name comes up most people who know of her comment they don't understand why a fat faced freak like her is even on TV. She is barely a 5 and would be lucky to get picked up in a bar on last call. In the real world she is a nobody. In the MSM world she is somebody. It's utter nonsense.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/Christine_Teigen_2012_Shankbone.JPG/260px-Christine_Teigen_2012_Shankbone.JPG)
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: Cyber Liberty on February 10, 2019, 08:22:58 pm
This is why we are all being played. Teigan is not a good looking person. Whenever her name comes up most people who know of her comment they don't understand why a fat faced freak like her is even on TV. She is barely a 5 and would be lucky to get picked up in a bar on last call. In the real world she is a nobody. In the MSM world she is somebody. It's utter nonsense.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/Christine_Teigen_2012_Shankbone.JPG/260px-Christine_Teigen_2012_Shankbone.JPG)

Great Scott!  That woman has more forehead than Max Headroom.
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: Wingnut on February 10, 2019, 08:29:57 pm
Great Scott!  That woman has more forehead than Max Headroom.

Maybe she was behind The Max Headroom broadcast signal intrusion? 
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: Cyber Liberty on February 10, 2019, 08:39:47 pm
Maybe she was behind The Max Headroom broadcast signal intrusion?

Could be.  Behind "the forehead" lurks a great big giant brain.  Like Jethro Bodean.
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: mountaineer on February 10, 2019, 08:54:47 pm
More like a fivehead.
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: Wingnut on February 10, 2019, 09:00:45 pm
Could be.  Behind "the forehead" lurks a great big giant brain.  Like Jethro Bodean.

With a cranium that large she better commence to some ciphering.
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: Cyber Liberty on February 10, 2019, 09:08:20 pm
With a cranium that large she better commence to some ciphering.

Or at least get into the Double-Naught spy racket.  I think she's trying on that one.
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: Wingnut on February 10, 2019, 09:12:30 pm
Or at least get into the Double-Naught spy racket.  I think she's trying on that one.

They number girl spies different. She's what you call a 36-23-36.
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: Cyber Liberty on February 10, 2019, 09:21:10 pm
They number girl spies different. She's what you call a 36-23-36.

Really?  I.  Did.  Not.  Know.  That.

Can't tell from the pic Frank posted, and I really didn't feel like Goggling that broad after reading the article at the top of the thread.
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: Wingnut on February 10, 2019, 09:25:35 pm
Really?  I.  Did.  Not.  Know.  That.

Can't tell from the pic Frank posted, and I really didn't feel like Goggling that broad after reading the article at the top of the thread.

They teach you that in Double Naught school.  But I may have the number wrong on Magna Forehead's measurements.   I wasn't going to wast the electrons looking her up either.
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: Cyber Liberty on February 10, 2019, 09:37:46 pm
They teach you that in Double Naught school.  But I may have the number wrong on Magna Forehead's measurements.   I wasn't going to wast the electrons looking her up either.

I did so you won't have to.  Two things of importance I noted:  1)  She has a typical runway model's figure (so that first 36 is way off) and 2)  The fivehead is the result of augmentation.

I think she may have cause for legal action for a botched plastic surgery?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4478184/Chrissy-Teigen-admits-plastic-surgery.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4478184/Chrissy-Teigen-admits-plastic-surgery.html)
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: sneakypete on February 10, 2019, 09:39:28 pm
We iz da wurld......

We iz da peep-pulls.....

Ia not my yob......

Don't cry fo me,Puerto Rico......
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: Wingnut on February 10, 2019, 09:44:24 pm
I did so you won't have to.  Two things of importance I noted:  1)  She has a typical runway model's figure (so that first 36 is way off) and 2)  The fivehead is the result of augmentation.

I think she may have cause for legal action for a botched plastic surgery?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4478184/Chrissy-Teigen-admits-plastic-surgery.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4478184/Chrissy-Teigen-admits-plastic-surgery.html)

34-25-35
https://celebrityinside.com/body-measurements/model/chrissy-teigen-bra-size-height-weight-vital-stats/ (https://celebrityinside.com/body-measurements/model/chrissy-teigen-bra-size-height-weight-vital-stats/)
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: Cyber Liberty on February 10, 2019, 09:48:46 pm
34-25-35
https://celebrityinside.com/body-measurements/model/chrissy-teigen-bra-size-height-weight-vital-stats/ (https://celebrityinside.com/body-measurements/model/chrissy-teigen-bra-size-height-weight-vital-stats/)

Aw, crap...I'm losing my touch...

 :banghead:

Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: Wingnut on February 10, 2019, 09:51:03 pm
Your state wants to ban porn.  You have an excuse!    wink777
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: Cyber Liberty on February 10, 2019, 10:01:20 pm
Your state wants to ban porn.  You have an excuse!    wink777

The gal wanting that is not a bad looking chick, but "a carpenter's dream."

(https://azcapitoltimes.com/files/2019/01/Michelle-Udall-1024x683.jpg)
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: sneakypete on February 10, 2019, 10:18:56 pm
The gal wanting that is not a bad looking chick, but "a carpenter's dream."

(https://azcapitoltimes.com/files/2019/01/Michelle-Udall-1024x683.jpg)

@Cyber Liberty

That is one scary stare she has.
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: Cyber Liberty on February 10, 2019, 10:23:22 pm
@Cyber Liberty

That is one scary stare she has.

She looks better in other pictures, but yeah.  You're correct, @sneakypete.
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: 240B on February 10, 2019, 10:30:54 pm
Goody! Goody! Goody! My dream has come True!
AOC at Teigen's Party! I'm setting my alarm so I don't miss it.
(http://memecrunch.com/meme/135KS/richard-simmons/image.png)

You know you've made a splash when attending a party is headline news.
Love her or hate her, AOC is on the board.
Title: Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accepts Chrissy Teigen’s Grammy night pizza party invite
Post by: mountaineer on February 11, 2019, 12:44:21 am
In addition to pizza, Chrissy will be serving Sandy's favorite snack.
(https://i2.wp.com/politicallyincorrecthumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/pelosi-eating-tide-pods-wow-these-are-pretty-good-ocasio-cortez-see-i-told-you.jpg?w=480&ssl=1)