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Original Joke Time
« on: October 20, 2012, 03:43:38 am »
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1.  Joke
2.  Originality - meaning you made it up

This one just bombarded my gray matter  - a good joke in response to a bad joke:

"That's a joke only Joe Biden could laugh at."

[Okay, so you're way funny already.]
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Re: Original Joke Time
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2012, 01:07:22 pm »
The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be.

I am here to tell you:  Neither is the old gray stallion.
The Book Commentary: "The book (Brilliant Creations - The Wonder of Nature and Life) is pure genius."
Review by John Orosz, M.D. "It is beyond outstanding. Please send me twenty signed copies for colleagues, family, and libraries."
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Re: Original Joke Time
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2012, 01:46:34 pm »
The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be.

I am here to tell you:  Neither is the old gray stallion.


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Re: Original Joke Time
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2019, 12:00:23 am »
What did Winnie the Pooh say to Tigger?


You scratch my back and I'll scratch Eeyores.
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Review by John Orosz, M.D. "It is beyond outstanding. Please send me twenty signed copies for colleagues, family, and libraries."
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"You have the most agile mind of anyone I know." -
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Re: Original Joke Time
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2019, 04:05:17 am »
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Re: Original Joke Time
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2019, 09:38:26 am »
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Re: Original Joke Time
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2019, 12:36:36 pm »
Residents of the town of Coal Grove, Ohio this week were surprised to find their tap water had turned bright shades of purple and pink. The wastewater treatment plant that was responsible for the mishap swore that the water was safe to drink—if diluted.

Diluted with what?! "Oh, I'll just water it down from—oh, wait..."
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Re: Original Joke Time
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2019, 02:13:42 am »
Residents of the town of Coal Grove, Ohio this week were surprised to find their tap water had turned bright shades of purple and pink. The wastewater treatment plant that was responsible for the mishap swore that the water was safe to drink—if diluted.

Diluted with what?! "Oh, I'll just water it down from—oh, wait..."

1.  That was no joke.  It is reality. 
2.  You didn't make it up. 

Other than that........

A Scottish archaeologist reported finding the fossil remains of a close relative to the Archaeopteryx in the islands just off northern Scotland.  He named it Orkneyopteryx.
The Book Commentary: "The book (Brilliant Creations - The Wonder of Nature and Life) is pure genius."
Review by John Orosz, M.D. "It is beyond outstanding. Please send me twenty signed copies for colleagues, family, and libraries."
"I was running every morning for twenty years with a genius." - Mike McCartney, D.D.S.
"You have the most agile mind of anyone I know." -
Avice Marie Griffin, PhD, Clinical Psychologist