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Offline DeerSlayer

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Original Joke Time
« on: October 19, 2012, 11:43:38 PM »
Rules for this thread:

1.  Joke
2.  Originality - meaning you made it up

This one just bombarded my gray matter  - a good joke in response to a bad joke:

"That's a joke only Joe Biden could laugh at."

[Okay, so you're way funny already.]

Offline DeerSlayer

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Re: Original Joke Time
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2012, 09:07:22 AM »
The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be.

I am here to tell you:  Neither is the old gray stallion.

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Re: Original Joke Time
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2012, 09:46:34 AM »
The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be.

I am here to tell you:  Neither is the old gray stallion.


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Re: Original Joke Time
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2019, 08:00:23 PM »
What did Winnie the Pooh say to Tigger?


You scratch my back and I'll scratch Eeyores.

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Re: Original Joke Time
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2019, 12:05:17 AM »
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Don't call it the "Federal Government," that's an insult to the Founders.  It's a "National Government."
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Re: Original Joke Time
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2019, 05:38:26 AM »
BKMK
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
�More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.�-Woody Allen
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Re: Original Joke Time
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2019, 08:36:36 AM »
Residents of the town of Coal Grove, Ohio this week were surprised to find their tap water had turned bright shades of purple and pink. The wastewater treatment plant that was responsible for the mishap swore that the water was safe to drink—if diluted.

Diluted with what?! "Oh, I'll just water it down from—oh, wait..."
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Re: Original Joke Time
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2019, 10:13:42 PM »
Residents of the town of Coal Grove, Ohio this week were surprised to find their tap water had turned bright shades of purple and pink. The wastewater treatment plant that was responsible for the mishap swore that the water was safe to drink—if diluted.

Diluted with what?! "Oh, I'll just water it down from—oh, wait..."

1.  That was no joke.  It is reality. 
2.  You didn't make it up. 

Other than that........

A Scottish archaeologist reported finding the fossil remains of a close relative to the Archaeopteryx in the islands just off northern Scotland.  He named it Orkneyopteryx.


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