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Today's Toons 9/3/12
« on: September 03, 2012, 10:35:52 am »

 
 
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Because of the taxes in Obamacare, the cost of hip & knee replacements is going to rise. That rascal. I know he'd be trying to target me sooner or later.
 
 
A new report shows that Mitt Romney is having success raising cash from traditionally Democrat cities. Kinda surprising. Most Democrat cities don't have any money left.
 
 
President Obama is angry at Mitt Romney for suggesting that college students should "borrow money from their parents." Right. You should do what Obama does - have them borrow money from their future children.
 
 
At a campaign stop in Minnesota, Vice President Joe Biden said that people complaining about regulatory burdens sounded "like squealing pigs." Ironic coming from an administration doling out trillions of dollars in pork.
 
 
In Denver, a city councilwoman rescinded a local company's award because its owner opposes Obamacare. Seems a bit extreme. Could've at least offered 'em a waiver, instead.
 
 
Obama deputy campaign manager Stephanie Cutter said that President Obama created "more jobs" than Reagan. The President or the talk show host?
 
 
NBC's Chuck Todd said that "real media bias is geographic". That's true. Liberals in the media DO seem to be living in their own little world.
 
 
When mentioning the leader of the Navy SEALs, President Obama referred to him as "General". Even worse, he followed it with a speech supporting another bailout of "Admiral Motors".
 
 
At a campaign rally, Michelle Obama encouraged people to "get to the polls on November 2nd." I don't usually support Obama voters, but this is a movement I could get behind.
 
 
China announced that it will attempt to land a spacecraft on the moon next year. Apparently there's a rumor that Buzz Aldrin left some Treasury Bonds behind.
 
 
-- Fred Thompson
 
 
The Labor Department said the number of people seeking first-time unemployment rose Thursday. It's competitive out there. Millions of job-seekers just updated their resume to read that they are tied with Lance Armstrong in number of Tour de France wins.
 
 
Bill Clinton was enlisted to do TV ads Friday in which he looks into the camera and says he thinks Barack Obama is the clear choice. The ads could be very effective. A whole generation of voters are too young to remember what it means when he bites his lower lip.
 
 
Mitt Romney vowed Thursday to give states the power to drill anywhere, like they do in North Dakota. It really works. Tourists in North Dakota are now making their friends envious by sending home photos of themselves standing in front of full employment.
 
 
Mitt Romney vowed Thursday to give states the power to drill anywhere, like they do in North Dakota. It really works. Tourists in North Dakota are now making their friends envious by sending home photos of themselves standing in front of full employment.
 
 
Mitt Romney was cheered in Michigan Friday when he pointed to the hospital where he was born and said no one ever asked to see his birth certificate. It's pure defiance. His mom told him not to play with that Trump boy, but they insist on hanging out together.
 
 
Hurricane Isaac approached Louisiana Tuesday night carrying eighty-mile-per-hour winds. The federal response was swift. Before it arrived, President Obama ordered FEMA to begin running TV commercials showing Paul Ryan pushing granny into the storm surge.
 
 
President Obama disclosed plans Tuesday to help lower gasoline prices in the wake of refinery fires and the hurricane-shutdown of the gulf oil rigs. He's considering tapping the strategic oil reserve. He wants to fix an emergency shortage in his job approval ratings.
 
 
Mitt Romney cited his background Thursday when he said he's got the experience to turn the economy around. That's ominous for some. If he becomes president and starts selling the states that are unprofitable, California could be picked up by China in a fire sale.
 
 
-- Argus Hamilton
 
 
According to politico.com, Donald Trump will have a surprise role on the first day of the Republican convention. He will be there to tell Missouri Congressman Todd Akin, "You're fired."

 
 
Some of the Republicans, I think, are over-reacting to Hurricane Isaac — like today Rick Santorum was seen gathering up two of every animal.
 
 
President Obama is seeking to make his case with first-time voters. Well, you can understand why. Second-time voters have graduated and can't find a job.
 
 
President Obama is brewing his own beer in the White House. Actually, the White House beer is a lot like the Obama administration — great buzz, weak finish.
 
 
According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good thing because if they did exist there wouldn't be any jobs for them.
 
 
The White House is now brewing its own beer. Republicans say the White House beer is actually pretty good. Just don't drink the Kool-Aid.
 
 
A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's disguise was, instead of a holdup note he was reading from a teleprompter.
 
 
This Obama robber made some pretty scary threats to the McDonald's employees. He said, "Give me your money, or else my economic plan will have you working here for the rest of your life."
 
 
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It's rumored that Joe Biden is seriously considering running for president in 2016. Yeah, seriously — which is interesting because voters' reaction to that was, "seriously?"
 
 
– Jimmy Fallon
 
 
 

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Re: Today's Toons 9/3/12
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2012, 11:50:10 am »
Yea Pookie! Thank you for your Labor! :seeya:
“All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”
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Re: Today's Toons 9/3/12
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2012, 12:02:20 pm »
Yea Pookie! Thank you for your Labor! :seeya:

You're welcome, Illeagle...seemed like the perfect day for it ;-)

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Re: Today's Toons 9/3/12
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2012, 12:20:08 pm »
Thank you Pookie have a great Labor day
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Re: Today's Toons 9/3/12
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2012, 12:27:09 pm »
Thank you Pookie have a great Labor day

My pleasure, David!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/3/12
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2012, 01:11:37 pm »
Thanks Pookie for the toons and enjoy the holiday!
No one “makes” you do anything.

You are responsible for your choices.
Consequences may be grave, but only YOU have the ability to say yes or no. Don’t waste time blaming your choices, no matter how difficult, on others.

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Re: Today's Toons 9/3/12
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2012, 02:21:51 pm »
Thanks Pookie for the toons and enjoy the holiday!

You're welcome, as always, A.Hun!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/3/12
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2012, 05:10:17 pm »
yeah pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/3/12
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2012, 05:54:06 pm »
Happy Labor Empty Chair Day, Pookie!

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« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2012, 06:03:40 pm »
Happy Labor Empty Chair Day, Pookie!

Thanks & to you, massadvj!