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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #975 on: February 16, 2015, 02:12:18 am »
Quote from: alicewonders on February 16, 2015, 01:15:25 am
I steal so many of your graphics!

ROFL!!  That is funny, isn't it?    :laugh:
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #976 on: February 16, 2015, 03:52:54 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #977 on: February 16, 2015, 11:10:35 pm »
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #978 on: February 17, 2015, 12:25:05 am »
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #979 on: February 17, 2015, 01:06:13 am »
ROFL!   Love it!   :beer:
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #980 on: February 18, 2015, 01:24:14 pm »
The blues is all about what's inside.

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #981 on: February 18, 2015, 01:51:00 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #982 on: February 18, 2015, 06:04:04 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #983 on: February 18, 2015, 09:58:58 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #984 on: February 19, 2015, 01:09:12 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #985 on: February 19, 2015, 02:05:12 am »
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A very bad morning..... :laugh:

I enjoyed that!
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #986 on: February 20, 2015, 06:55:35 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #987 on: February 20, 2015, 07:14:43 pm »
Quote from: Luis Gonzalez on February 20, 2015, 06:55:35 pm

Scaramouche!  Scaramouche!  Can you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolts of lightning - very very frightening!

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #988 on: February 21, 2015, 11:48:40 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #989 on: February 25, 2015, 03:04:51 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #990 on: February 25, 2015, 03:08:33 pm »
God, I loved the monkey bars...where has it all gone?

Some change is just too quick to comfortably absorb.

Our ancestors never had to confront such rapid, social and technological changes.
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #991 on: February 27, 2015, 02:04:38 am »


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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #992 on: February 27, 2015, 11:36:11 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #993 on: February 28, 2015, 05:16:17 am »
Stole that for FB.

May have posted this before, but it is awesome if you are feeling grumpy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvPjtolajZk&feature=related
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #994 on: February 28, 2015, 05:33:46 am »
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« Reply #995 on: February 28, 2015, 05:52:18 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #996 on: March 01, 2015, 12:54:00 pm »
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #997 on: March 01, 2015, 10:09:33 pm »

I was shocked , confused, bewildered
as I entered Heaven's door,
not by the beauty of it all,
nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
who made me sputter and gasp--
the thieves, the liars, the sinners,
the alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
who never said anything nice.

Bob, who I always thought
was rotting away in hell,
was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake!.'

'And why is everyone so quiet,
so somber - give me a clue.'
'Hush, child,' He said,
'they're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you.'
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #998 on: March 02, 2015, 12:15:51 am »
16

33

45

What's the next number?
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #999 on: March 02, 2015, 12:27:14 am »
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