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Offline TheMom

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #200 on: December 04, 2012, 01:50:12 am »
Quote from: DCPatriot on December 04, 2012, 12:58:58 am


Here's another one.

Which direction is the horse looking?  Toward you?  Or away from you?
I've never seen that one before.  At first the horse was looking toward me, but when I looked again he was looking away.

Kinda neat.
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #201 on: December 05, 2012, 12:04:33 am »
Good one. Take your pick....
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #202 on: December 05, 2012, 01:22:31 am »
Quote from: DCPatriot on December 04, 2012, 12:58:58 am


Here's another one.

Which direction is the horse looking?  Toward you?  Or away from you?

He's looking at me. (I'm eating a carrot)  ^-^
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I wonder when the lies will stop and truth begin, even as grim as the truth may be. And then I remember that for 70 years, the reign of terror in Russia called itself "the people's government." We have so far to fall, yet we are falling fast and Hell yawns to receive us.

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« Reply #203 on: December 05, 2012, 05:49:18 am »


Great thread, thank you!!!  I had to pause in my giggling a few times to copy and paste stuff to family members :-)
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #204 on: December 06, 2012, 10:31:42 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln01p1M2cH0


Everybody should watch this before you go Christmas shopping.    LOL! 
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #205 on: December 07, 2012, 01:22:46 pm »
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« Reply #206 on: December 19, 2012, 10:10:30 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #207 on: December 20, 2012, 01:23:08 am »
Quote from: DCPatriot on December 19, 2012, 10:10:30 pm


OK now. Is that really the woods, or just a trailhead? Is the bear taking a dump or just scratching his hemorrhoids?

So many kwetshuns :whistle:
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I wonder when the lies will stop and truth begin, even as grim as the truth may be. And then I remember that for 70 years, the reign of terror in Russia called itself "the people's government." We have so far to fall, yet we are falling fast and Hell yawns to receive us.

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« Reply #208 on: December 21, 2012, 04:30:02 am »
Bad Elf on a Shelf ideas.

1. The "F#ck Ken" Elf.

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« Reply #209 on: December 21, 2012, 04:31:28 am »
Bad Elf on a Shelf ideas.

2. The Tony "Say hello to my little friend" Montana Elf.

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« Reply #210 on: December 21, 2012, 04:36:23 am »
Bad Elf on a Shelf ideas.

3. Beer Bong Elf.

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #211 on: December 21, 2012, 03:05:57 pm »
Quote from: Luis Gonzalez on December 07, 2012, 01:22:46 pm

Words cannot express how many times I fell off the chair watching that one!
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #212 on: January 10, 2013, 11:04:01 pm »
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« Reply #213 on: January 10, 2013, 11:28:06 pm »
LOL!  That's hilarious!    :beer:
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« Reply #214 on: January 11, 2013, 07:18:23 pm »
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« Reply #215 on: February 01, 2013, 09:42:03 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tocHiK3Wdas

Set to Hi-Def...go full screen...and make sure those speakers are up!     
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« Reply #216 on: February 14, 2013, 10:45:40 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tncd84NYJ1Y

"....Because you could MELT all da STUFF!"
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #217 on: February 22, 2013, 05:02:04 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #218 on: February 22, 2013, 05:03:39 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #219 on: March 02, 2013, 05:25:25 am »
Quote from: Mudboy Slim on March 01, 2013, 10:26:30 pm
Hey Luis, you still hangin' out, ol' man?!

I'm around Mud.
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #220 on: March 19, 2013, 10:29:25 pm »

Sfingi   [spheengie]



My Sicilian grandmother made these every Saint Joseph's Day....which is today!   Although I don't recall ricotta cheese in them.  In fact, I always thought you had to wait until the dough would rise (yeast).

In any event, they are incredibly delicious and eaten warm sprinkled with powdered sugar......Lord, you can take me now!


Recipe at link!  Enjoy!




http://allrecipes.com/recipe/sfingi/
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« Reply #221 on: April 04, 2013, 11:45:30 pm »
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« Reply #222 on: April 06, 2013, 09:46:40 pm »


You NEVER forget the first time you see one!!
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« Reply #223 on: April 10, 2013, 04:05:59 pm »


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpsZE_qTjic


Anybody see this??   LOL! 
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #224 on: April 19, 2013, 12:26:51 am »
I like Rubio. I don't trust Rand Paul...
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