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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #175 on: October 20, 2012, 01:57:30 pm »
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, i have others." - Groucho Marx

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #176 on: October 20, 2012, 01:59:32 pm »
Say YES to the dress!!!!

Oh yes, say yes to that DRESS!

Can you imagine the fittings?

I do...a LOT.

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #177 on: October 20, 2012, 02:01:09 pm »
LOL!  How could anybody maintain eye contact while speaking to her? 
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #178 on: October 20, 2012, 02:10:50 pm »
That HAS to be photoshopped.  I don't think the law of gravity would allow for such a dress.

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #179 on: October 20, 2012, 02:22:31 pm »

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #180 on: October 20, 2012, 02:56:42 pm »
That HAS to be photoshopped.  I don't think the law of gravity would allow for such a dress.

Same dress, different bimbo.

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #181 on: October 20, 2012, 03:05:09 pm »
Same dress, different bimbo.


"Bimbo"?

try "slut".

What would possess a bride to wear such a dress on what usually is a very important day?
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #182 on: October 20, 2012, 03:23:28 pm »
"Bimbo"?

try "slut".

What would possess a bride to wear such a dress on what usually is a very important day?

Because the day is just as important to the groom?
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #183 on: October 20, 2012, 04:25:39 pm »
"Bimbo"?

try "slut".

What would possess a bride to wear such a dress on what usually is a very important day?

BTW, one could make a good argument that the single most important day in a woman's life is the day that she gives birth to her children, and what are most women doing at that time?

They are wasted out of their minds, buck naked and on their backs, legs up in the air and showing their junk to a room filled with mask-wearing strangers.

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #184 on: October 20, 2012, 05:01:03 pm »
Geez.  The culture of porn has truly infiltrated almost every aspect of life.

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #185 on: October 20, 2012, 06:39:35 pm »
Geez.  The culture of porn has truly infiltrated almost every aspect of life.

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #186 on: October 25, 2012, 03:03:52 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #187 on: October 26, 2012, 07:14:40 am »


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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #188 on: November 12, 2012, 06:52:42 pm »
An oldie but goodie.


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« Reply #190 on: November 24, 2012, 09:49:47 pm »
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l'll dance to that... :seeya:

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #191 on: November 24, 2012, 10:21:07 pm »
Same dress, different bimbo.

"Bimbo"?
try "slut".


GOOD JOKE...
80 year old man marries 30 year old woman.The ships captain is giving the tour: " This is the crew quarters...This is the mess hall", etc, etc..

The new recruit begins to think, and queries the captain: "Sir, being that we are away at sea for a long period of time...what happens about sexual needs?"

"Oh" says the captain, "go to the back of the cargo hold and you will see a barrel with a hole..Give it a go. It'll be the best you ever had!".

Bewildered, the recruit goes to the cargo hold and finds the barrel. The recruit has sex with the barrel and returns to the captain.

Full of joy, he says, "You're right.. Its the best i ever had. I want to do it every day!" the captain replies, " well you can use it every day...except Thursdays" the recruit asks "why not Thursdays?" To which the captain replies "Because Thursday is your turn in the barrel".

80 year old man marries 30 year old woman.
 
First night they sleep in seperate  rooms lest the excitement kill him.

They go to bed. Soon he is in her room. He gets into her bed. They make hot sweaty love. He leaves.

Soon he is in her room and bed agagin. they make mad passionate love. He leaves.

Soon he is in her room and bed again. They make sweet tender love. She compliments him saying that men half his age couldn't make love three times in the same night.

He says, I was here before??!!
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #192 on: November 25, 2012, 01:10:05 am »
I wonder when the lies will stop and truth begin, even as grim as the truth may be. And then I remember that for 70 years, the reign of terror in Russia called itself "the people's government." We have so far to fall, yet we are falling fast and Hell yawns to receive us.

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« Reply #193 on: November 25, 2012, 01:25:53 am »
That was EXACTLY the weather in Monterrey.

Here's a nice shot. I spotted this and made the tour bus pull over so that I could get a better picture...we're on our way to brunch Sunday.


We had brunch overlooking the 18th hole at Pebble Beach.


I live in Carmel CA. Have had lunch at Pebble Beach often. This is a lovely place to live. Yet, if I was a I little younger I'd relocate to a blue state for freedom. California is doomed.


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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #194 on: November 25, 2012, 03:15:06 am »
Isn't that where one of the scenes in Lethal Weapon was shot?

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #195 on: November 28, 2012, 06:21:30 am »
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« Reply #196 on: November 28, 2012, 11:01:45 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #197 on: November 28, 2012, 11:04:45 pm »


Clockwise?   Or.....counter-clockwise?

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #198 on: December 04, 2012, 12:29:23 am »


Clockwise?   Or.....counter-clockwise?



Whoa!...... It keeps changing!
I wonder when the lies will stop and truth begin, even as grim as the truth may be. And then I remember that for 70 years, the reign of terror in Russia called itself "the people's government." We have so far to fall, yet we are falling fast and Hell yawns to receive us.

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #199 on: December 04, 2012, 12:58:58 am »


Here's another one.

Which direction is the horse looking?  Toward you?  Or away from you?
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald