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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #1900 on: Thursday, Sep 27, 08:15 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1901 on: Friday, Sep 28, 12:38 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #1902 on: Friday, Sep 28, 12:54 pm »
LOL!  Saw that.  @Suppressed   
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« Reply #1904 on: Monday, Oct 08, 10:14 pm »
"The growth of knowledge depends entirely upon disagreement." — Karl Popper

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #1905 on: Wednesday, Oct 10, 07:00 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now

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« Reply #1906 on: Sunday, Oct 14, 07:03 am »
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #1907 on: Monday, Oct 15, 07:44 pm »


Okay, I admit it.

I love 1950's dresses on hot women!     :smokin:
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1908 on: Tuesday, Oct 16, 04:33 am »


Okay, I admit it.

I love 1950's dresses on hot women!     :smokin:

You have an odd idea of a hot woman, but I guess everyone's different.

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« Reply #1909 on: Tuesday, Oct 16, 04:42 am »
You have an odd idea of a hot woman, but I guess everyone's different.

Sort of the Venus de Milo does rockabilly?

(I like the dress)

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« Reply #1910 on: Monday, Oct 22, 08:10 pm »
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« Reply #1911 on: Tuesday, Oct 23, 05:32 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #1912 on: Tuesday, Oct 23, 06:12 am »



LORDIE, LORDIE, Miss McGavern!!!     :howlin:
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« Reply #1913 on: Tuesday, Oct 23, 11:04 am »
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« Reply #1914 on: Wednesday, Oct 24, 08:54 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1915 on: Friday, Oct 26, 05:05 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #1916 on: Monday, Nov 12, 03:56 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1917 on: Thursday, Nov 15, 09:13 am »
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« Reply #1918 on: Thursday, Nov 15, 03:20 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1919 on: Saturday, Nov 17, 11:36 am »
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« Reply #1920 on: Thursday, Nov 22, 08:37 am »
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« Reply #1921 on: Wednesday, Dec 05, 04:48 am »
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« Reply #1922 on: Thursday, Dec 06, 09:19 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #1923 on: Tuesday, Dec 18, 08:25 pm »

Sorry...

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Damn...that girl can sing country.  Definitely her center.
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1924 on: Monday, Dec 24, 01:53 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now

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« Reply #1925 on: Monday, Dec 31, 10:46 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1926 on: Friday, Jan 04, 04:09 pm »
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« Reply #1927 on: Friday, Jan 04, 04:12 pm »

I have heard—and I'm not 100% sure how accurate this is, so take it for what it's worth—that the days between January 1 and Valentine's Day are when online dating sites get the most traffic. They set New Year resolutions, then they either succeed or give up come February 14.
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« Reply #1928 on: Friday, Jan 04, 04:18 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now

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« Reply #1929 on: Saturday, Jan 12, 02:58 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now

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« Reply #1930 on: Saturday, Jan 12, 05:15 pm »

Sorry...

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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1931 on: Wednesday, Jan 16, 11:20 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1932 on: Wednesday, Jan 16, 11:28 am »
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1933 on: Sunday, Jan 20, 11:58 am »

Sorry...

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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1934 on: Tuesday, Jan 29, 06:33 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1935 on: Tuesday, Jan 29, 06:59 pm »

Sorry...

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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1936 on: Monday, Feb 11, 06:47 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1937 on: Sunday, Feb 24, 02:25 am »
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« Reply #1938 on: Sunday, Feb 24, 02:31 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1939 on: Sunday, Feb 24, 07:37 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now

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« Reply #1940 on: Monday, Feb 25, 01:58 pm »


So damned true!  ROFL!!!!
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1941 on: Thursday, Feb 28, 07:46 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1942 on: Sunday, Mar 03, 06:23 am »
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« Reply #1943 on: Sunday, Mar 03, 06:44 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1944 on: Sunday, Mar 03, 06:31 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1945 on: Friday, Mar 08, 03:39 pm »

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« Reply #1946 on: Saturday, Mar 09, 07:52 pm »
Woke up next to my woman. She had an ass that just wouldn't quit. She rolled over. And her boobs were boobily being boobs. I kissed her on the cheek. Her boobs were heaving. She got up. Her boobs were going with her. And I boobily cryed as she carried those boobs to some kind of female boob place.
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« Reply #1947 on: Saturday, Mar 09, 08:07 pm »
Woke up next to my woman. She had an ass that just wouldn't quit. She rolled over. And her boobs were boobily being boobs. I kissed her on the cheek. Her boobs were heaving. She got up. Her boobs were going with her. And I boobily cryed as she carried those boobs to some kind of female boob place.

Have boobily cried many times myself.    :patriot:
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« Reply #1948 on: Sunday, Mar 10, 09:18 am »
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« Reply #1949 on: Thursday, Mar 14, 06:45 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now