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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #350 on: May 12, 2016, 12:47:58 am »
I'm not sure if this is trying to be funny or just plain tasteless. Even the author and singer of this song doesn't do it anymore.

Here's Julie Brown with "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG3yGdQYwqg
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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #351 on: May 14, 2016, 12:37:28 am »
Here's what Bill Gaither, legendary Southern gospel songwriter, describes as the worst song he has ever written.


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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #352 on: August 01, 2016, 01:11:44 am »
Since this is the jukebox from hell, I figure a little of my own music might fit in.

First, a homemade demo of a song I wrote in honour of my favourite aunt, at the time her husband
(my favourite uncle, like a second father to me) died. (She's since passed away herself, alas.) I named
it for the nickname her grandchildren gave her:

Margerina

Second, another homemade demo of another song of mine---this one named for my maternal grandmother,
who bought me my first cheap electric guitar for my 12th birthday:

Diana

(I'm a guitarist with a little keyboard knowledge, enough to be able to simulate the other instruments on a special
electronic keyboard I have. The guitars were: Les Paul 1959 reissue for "Margerina" and a Les Paul Classic Antique
model for "Diana.")

Finally, three recorded during rehearsals with my new band; the first two are original numbers I wrote, and the third
is our jam on a jazz vintage:

The Last Man Standing

Houseboat

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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #353 on: August 01, 2016, 01:24:25 am »
Sorry, Ace, that doesn't fit.  It's really good!

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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #355 on: August 01, 2016, 01:07:56 pm »
Haha. Fish Heads. One of the great bad songs out there, another Barnes & Barnes gem (I featured "Boogie Woogie Amputee" up the thread a while back).

It reminded me of a band of a similar vintage. I'm sorry if I've featured them already—I don't think I have, anyway—but this is one of their most notorious recordings. They had two songs to their credit, this and "Dead Puppies."

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band with "Kinko the Clown."

Yes, it's just wrong.


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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #356 on: August 13, 2016, 09:07:22 pm »
Don't ask me how I found this song, but in the continuing interest of exhibiting weird music I present to you a rap about…bedwetting. Yes, the author of this piece "literally wet(s) the bed" and used it as inspiration for some of the lyrics in this piece.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to the Jukebox from Hell, Kathryn "Kitty" Beckwith with "$krillionaire."


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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #358 on: August 13, 2016, 09:14:33 pm »
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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #360 on: August 13, 2016, 09:19:24 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viK3i0fRDRs

(remove "s" from https),  I don't know if this works with other sites like Daily Motion, I saw the song there too.

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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #362 on: August 13, 2016, 09:28:53 pm »
Some of these even went mainstream.


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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #363 on: August 14, 2016, 12:19:54 am »
These guys are bizarre but very solid musicians.


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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #364 on: September 16, 2016, 09:55:02 pm »
Hey, what's Corey Feldman up to these days? (Said no one, ever.)

For the record, this.


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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #365 on: September 16, 2016, 11:13:27 pm »
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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #366 on: September 17, 2016, 12:41:15 am »
'I am going to save you all from the horrors of a 60's song where the atonal "singer" (?) mindlessly repeats "The bird,bird bird,the bird is the word". It should actually be a crime to ever play that for any unsuspecting innocent that may end up flushing their ears out with acid.

I had the bad luck to witness something almost as bad,live on NBC's "The Toady Show" this morning.

Anyone remember a skinny Jewish kid named Corey Feldman that proved beyond all doubt he couldn't act on a sitcom?

Well,he's back,and now he is a rapper/dancer,and now he has proved he is so lacking in talent that he can't dance and can't even rap. Had to have some black guy named "Ice" come out and speak a few lines to bail him out.

Oh,he is a total failure at posing as a tough guy,also.Even the hoodie and the hair dyed jet black with a 50's female length and style didn't help. His dancing looked more like mini-strokes than dance steps.

I'm guessing someone in NBC management owed his agent a favor. The ONLY good thing about it was his agent was smart enough to have a whole hot girl band backing him up.

I am sure someone has posted this on youtube by now for those of you who are looking for a good laugh mixed with horror,but I ain't going to spring that on any innocents.
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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #367 on: September 17, 2016, 12:44:12 am »
Hey, what's Corey Feldman up to these days? (Said no one, ever.)

For the record, this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqIv2tc9BCI

You just had to "go there",didn't you?

He started out going for the "watch me girls,I am a thoroughly dangerous thug" look,and morphed in some sort of Gay Caballero look.

That boy ain't NEVER working again. 
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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #368 on: September 17, 2016, 01:42:52 am »
You just had to "go there",didn't you?
Of course I did. This is, after all, the Jukebox from Hell.
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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #369 on: September 17, 2016, 07:03:01 am »
'I am going to save you all from the horrors of a 60's song where the atonal "singer" (?) mindlessly repeats "The bird,bird bird,the bird is the word". It should actually be a crime to ever play that for any unsuspecting innocent that may end up flushing their ears out with acid.


The Trashmen, "Surfin' Bird"


The Ramones, "Surfin' Bird"


The Cramps, "Surfin' Bird"

On the other hand, the Trashmen did once beat the West Coast surfers at their own game . . .


The Trashmen, "Bad News"
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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #370 on: September 17, 2016, 07:08:09 am »
Now, to atone for the foregoing assault with dead weapons, I give you . . . Meshuggena Beach Party . . .


Dick Dale and the Del Tones, "Hava Nagila"


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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #371 on: October 07, 2016, 02:09:48 pm »
Submitting without context. Not sure how much context would help in this case.


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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #372 on: October 25, 2016, 12:42:19 am »
In honor of the late Pete Burns... here is their cover of KC and the Sunshine Band's "That's the Way I Like It."


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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #373 on: November 04, 2016, 10:56:18 pm »
Dread Zeppelin: reggae covers of Zeppelin, with a fat Elvis impersonator twist.


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Re: The Jukebox from Hell
« Reply #374 on: November 18, 2016, 07:51:59 pm »
I'm not sure if this is "hell" . . . this was one of my birthday presents this morning . . .



A couple of choice selections:


The 5 Royales, "Thirty Second Lover"


The 5 Royales, "Mine Forever More"


The 5 Royales, "Think"


The 5 Royales, "Laundromat Blues"

Baby, that was rhythm and blues!
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