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Today's Toons 4/11/11
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:
 

In Michigan, an armed robbery suspect was arrested after trying to make a getaway in his wheelchair. Taking those proposed Medicare cuts a little hard wasn't he?
 

The head of the U.S. Agency for International Development said that Republican budget cuts would kill 70,000 children. Let me guess - as soon as Obama gets a green light from the UN, he's ordering airstrikes on the RNC headquarters.
 

Lawmakers in Washington state are looking to impose a $100 annual fee on electric cars to make up for lost gas tax revenue. Ah... a "taxing you for not being taxed" tax.
 

White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said that "the President has shown himself willing to make tough choices." Jay... bracket picks don't count.
 

Yesterday marked "International Pillow Fight Day", and was celebrated in over 39 different countries. I heard about that, but I thought it was just a new name for Obama's Libyan operation.
 
 
Residents of Chicago reported spotting a UFO. When last seen, it was being chased by local community organizers, hoping to get the aliens registered as Democrats.  
 

One of the Runaway Democrats from Indiana said that what he did was like serving in Afghanistan. Which side?
 

The US military withdrew its warplanes from the international air campaign in Libya. Probably to be replaced by kinetic military action planes.  
 

President Obama is holding a budget summit with Congressional leaders, trying to avoid a government shutdown. This is a waste of the Republicans' time. Just Tweet @whitehouse "Dude. We're broke. Stop spending."  
 

An Internal Revenue Service taks force known as the "wealth squad" is stepping up audits of high-income taxpayers. They play rough, too. If you don't pay your taxes, they make you an Obama appointee.  
 

Disputing claims that he was out of touch, President Obama said "I remember what it was like to pump gas." Uh huh. And we remember what it was like to be able to afford it.  
 

Nancy Pelosi will be speaking at a George Soros-funded conference on media whose goal is to "change the world". Nancy's a good choice. She certainly managed to change who controls Congress.  
 

With a government shutdown looming, Democrat Congresswoman Corrine Brown invited her fellow lawmakers to go on a shopping trip. Never thought I'd see this. These Democrats are getting so desperate, they're spending they're own money.  
 

A Harvard University professor studying Congressional press releases determined that Congress members spend 27% of their time taunting one another. That's why I left the Senate. I wanted to do it full time.  
 

An Obama administration official warned that if the government shuts down, it may cancel the National Cherry Blossom Parade in DC. Yeah, because who would want a balanced budget when you can have a parade instead?
 

The Department of Health and Human Services has taken one 6-page section of the Obamacare law and turned it into 429 pages of regulations. Wow. I haven't seen a return on investment like that since Hillary played with cattle futures.  
 

A new study done using samples of traffic pollution in southern California shows it may cause brain damage. Well, that explains Hollywood. What's up with DC?  
 

A public school in Seattle wouldn't let Easter Eggs be handed out unless they were called "Spring Spheres". That's ridiculous. Everyone knows the correct term is "Equinox Ellipsoids".  
 

During an interview on MSNBC, when Democrat Senator Max Baucus was asked how he'd reform Medicare, he offered no specifics, but said he'd "make it a lot better". Sorry, I can't support anything less than making Medicare "super duper awesome".  
 

When an audience member told the President that he couldn't afford to fill up his gas tank, Obama replied, "you might want to think about a trade-in". Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new GOP 2012 campaign slogan.  
 

  -- Fred Thompson
 

Lockerbie bomber Abdel al-Megrahi stayed in hiding in Tripoli Friday. He was freed by Britain because he was dying from cancer but he didn't die. Republicans want him to testify in Congress how his cancer disappeared once he got away from national health care.
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton notched her highest job approval rating ever in the Gallup Poll Friday at sixty-seven percent. She's twenty-five points ahead of Obama's number. President Obama is so unpopular that Kenyans have begun claiming he was born in the United States.  
 

President Obama said the U.S. was not at war in Libya while announcing the attack on Moammar Khadaffi's forces. He said we don't want regime change but insisted Khadaffi must go. The CIA thinks the easiest way to assassinate Moammar Khadaffi is to confuse him to death.  
 

NATO warplanes called off the daily bombing runs against Moammar Khadaffi's forces in Libya Monday for fear of collateral damage from the air strikes. The Libyan dictator has outfoxed the U.S. and Britain once again. He's parking his tanks next to the oil refineries.  
 

The White House announced the WTC attackers will have to be tried at Guantanamo. The U.S. Constitution was the problem. The administration wanted to give them a public trial in New York City, but Guantanamo is the only place that can give them a jury of their peers.  
 

President Obama's re-election campaign kicked off in Chicago Monday with a stated goal of raising one billion dollars this year. He's trying to scare off any Democratic primary opponent who might inspire more confidence. Jimmy Carter still has one term left.  
 

Pastor Terry Jones of Florida sparked riots in Muslim countries Saturday by burning a copy of the Koran. He announced Tuesday that he's going to hold a mock trial for the Prophet Mohamed. The U.S. government has called on him to move the trial to Guantanamo.  
 

The White House met with GOP House leaders Tuesday in an effort to reach a budget compromise that would avoid a shutdown. There's no public outcry. A shutdown would get rid of non-essential government services, which was the public's point in the first place.  
 

President Obama announced Monday he's running for re-election, in a year when he has maintained tax cuts for wealthy Americans, bailed out Wall Street, kept Guantanamo open and bombed Libya. Now both parties think his presidency is unconstitutional. Republicans think he was born outside the U.S. and Democrats think he is Bush's third term.  
 

Moammar Khadaffi sent President Obama a personal letter on Wednesday asking him to call off the war. He wrote Obama that he's pulling for him to win re-election and added that Obama will always be his son. Donald Trump spent the entire evening resting his case.  
 

The White House had mountains of dirt on the lawn Wednesday from all the digging on the secret underground construction project. It's believed to be a tunnel in case of an attack by Iran or North Korea. President Obama has an exit strategy when it matters to him.
 

Donald Trump came out of nowhere to trail Mitt Romney by a few points among GOP primary voters for president Thursday. After he questioned the president's birth certificate he went up in the polls. It didn't reassure the electorate Friday when Obama's advisers leaked plans to build his presidential library on the International Space Station. 
 

-- Argus Hamilton
 

The White House said that President Obama will not focus on full-time campaigning for a long time. Yeah, he wants to wait a year or two before he gets serious about it — just like he did with being president.   
 

It turns out the White House might have to lay off staff members if the government shuts down on Friday. It’s really bad news for non-essential workers — you know, interns, pages, Biden . . .  
 

President Obama revealed that up until a few years ago, he was still paying off his student loans. In response, China was like, “Oh, so you do know how to repay loans.”  
 

-- Jimmy Fallon
 

The shutdown would mean that all non-essential workers would stop coming to work. I’m OK with that. Why do we even have non-essential workers?  
 

-- Jimmy Kimmel
 

President Obama didn’t throw any first pitches for opening day. Of course, he did throw us that curveball on Libya.
 

It’s now being reported that CIA agents have entered Libya. We’re not sure how long they’ll be staying, but some of them just left Vietnam.
 

President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.
 

President Obama called Vice President Joe Biden into the Oval Office to get his advice about Libya. Then he said, “April Fools’!”  
 

If the government shutdown occurs, there may be a freeze to all new wars in the Middle East.  
 

According to a poll, 55 percent of college students approve of the job President Obama is doing. That may change once they graduate and try to find a job.  
 

It looks like we’re heading for a government shutdown. And you thought Joe Biden had nothing to do before.  
 

Members of Congress will still get paid if there’s a shutdown. So it will be just like it is now. We’ll be paying them to do nothing.  
 

The most embarrassing part is that by the weekend, our government could be shut down, but Moammar Gadhafi’s government could still be working.  
 

President Obama announced that he will run for re-election in 2012. His new slogan is “Change you can believe in — this time, I promise.”  
 

A lot of people wonder what a government shutdown would be like. I think a lot more people wonder what a government running properly would be like.  
 

-- Leno
 
 
 
President Obama announced that he will run for re-election in 2012. Unfortunately, his popularity is so low that he’s running on the slogan, “I’m Michelle Obama’s husband.”   
 

Due to the budget impasse, the federal government may shut down next week. There will be another season of “Jersey Shore,” but the U.S. government is still up in the air.  
 

-- Conan
 
 
 
President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate.   
 

-- Craig Ferguson
 

The White House says we’ll be staying in Libya longer than expected. I didn’t see that coming.  
 

The original estimate for Libya was two weeks. Now they’re predicting about 12 years.
 

-- Letterman
 


Offline Davidfxs

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Re: Today's Toons 4/11/11
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2011, 10:34:48 am »
Thank you Pookie, Have a great week.
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2011, 10:58:39 am »
yeah pookie!

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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2011, 11:30:41 am »
Thank Pookie...It's a great Monday morning! 10294
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Re: Today's Toons 4/11/11
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2011, 02:27:48 pm »
Thank you Pookie, Have a great week.

You're welcome & the same to you, David!

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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2011, 02:29:28 pm »
Thank Pookie...It's a great Monday morning! 10294

My pleasure, Illeagle!

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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2011, 03:42:21 pm »
Thanks Pook!  Have a terrific day!
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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2011, 03:53:41 pm »
Thanks Pook!  Have a terrific day!

You're welcome, as always, Lando Lincoln!

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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2011, 08:37:47 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!

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