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Today's Toons 3/21/11
« on: March 21, 2011, 10:46:36 am »

 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:
 

It's being reported that Iran's regime is using "child soldiers" to suppress anti-government demonstrations. Must be bucking for a seat on the UN Human Rights Council.
 

Springfield, Illinois is STILL trying to get Obama to pay $55,457 he owes the city for security costs that his campaign ran up in 2008. Amazing. We've finally found something Obama doesn't want to spend money on.
 

Jesse Jackson said that Wisconsin's Governor Walker was pushing a "Confederate agenda". Um... Jesse? That's not the union Walker is fighting against.
 

During a speech in Chicago, Mississippi's Republican Governor Haley Barbour said that Obama believed in "limitless government". Now that's not really fair. Obama knows there's limits on government. He just doesn't think they include the budget or the Constitution.
 

A new poll shows that 66% of Americans want President Obama to do more to encourage oil drilling. Maybe we should just tell Obama the oil rigs are here illegally.
 

During a speech at a school in Arlington, Virginia, President Obama said "we need more money". We DO need more money. The hard part is keeping the government from taking it after we get it.
 

Minnesota's state legislature is considering a bill that that would ban human cloning in the state. Quite sensible. Why risk a second Senator Franken?
 

A new poll shows that 58% of Americans think that the detention facility at Gitmo should remain open. They're overlooking the REAL problem here: it's still got empty beds.
 

OK, so if Obama picked the political issues he should be dealing with like he picked his NCAA brackets, what items would be on his bracket sheet?
 

Actress Susan Sarandon stopped by the protests in Madison and called Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker an "idiot". Oh... I get it. When they make a movie about this, she wants to play Michael Moore.
 

President Obama is flying down to Rio this weekend just to give a public speech in the city square. Seems like a lot of trouble to go through. Must be planning on re-doing his bracket picks.
 

Michelle Obama inked a deal with the Crown Publishing Group to write a book about the garden she started on the South Lawn of the White House. Suggested title: "An Obama Grows Something Besides the Debt".
 

The Washington Post has suspended a Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter for three months for plagiarism. The lesson here: never quote Joe Biden verbatim.
 

In reaction to Japan's earthquake problems, Germany is shutting down all its nuclear plants for inspection. They're panicking for no reason. The ground hasn't shaken in that country since Reagan spoke in Berlin.
 

New Jersey is closing down an elementary school named after President Obama because it would cost too much to keep operating. On the bright side, the Republicans' 2012 campaign slogan just wrote itself.
 

Turns out that the Delaware Amtrak station renamed in honor of Joe Biden came in $5.7 million over budget. Maybe they should've named it after Nancy Pelosi.
 

  -- Fred Thompson
 

Bill Clinton backed President Obama's decision to stop enforcing the ten-year-old Defense of Marriage Act. He now supports same-sex marriage, even though he opposed it during his presidency. To be fair, during his presidency, he opposed his own marriage.
 

GOP Congressman Peter King chaired hearings Thursday spotlighting the problem of the growing radicalism of Muslim-American youth. The House panel heard disturbing testimony that al-Qaeda was recruiting Americans. The good news is, somebody's hiring.
 

Japan's radiation leakage Tuesday prompted some Democrats in Washington to cite the need for universal health care coverage. It was a natural connection for them. Nothing says universal medical care like giving X-rays to everybody at the same time.
 

President Obama unveiled his NCAA bracket picks live on ESPN Wednesday as Libya and Japan blew up. He played golf all day right after the tsunami hit. Everyone's just hoping and praying that North Korea has the manners not to attack us on baseball's opening day.
 

President Obama refused Wednesday to commit to helping the rebels overthrow Mommar Khadaffi in Libya. The White House said the president is still weighing his options. After thinking it over for three long weeks, he's still torn between Kansas and Ohio State. 
 

President Obama left for Rio Friday after spending all week drawing up his NCAA bracket picks for ESPN and playing golf. He did say a word about Libya. He offered to make a friendly bet on the NCAA tournament with whoever wins the civil war and ends up in charge.
 

President Obama went on ESPN Wednesday and announced his NCAA tournament's Sweet Sixteen picks. He loves sports. The closest he came to mentioning Japan was when he predicted that the Albuquerque Isotopes will win the Pacific Coast League this summer.
 

Hillary Clinton revealed Wednesday she will step down as Secretary of State after the first term ends. She said the job requires her to spend all her time away from home. That prompted Bill Clinton to call the president and volunteer to take her place.
 

President Obama sought U.N. sanctioned air action against Moammar Khadaffi just as the rebels were collapsing Friday. The world waited three weeks for the president's decision. The Obama Doctrine states that the U.S. is in favor of everything and nothing except, of course, when it's not.
 

The White House agreed last week to extend Geneva convention protections to al-Qaeda fighters captured while attempting terror attacks. They can't be tortured any more under questioning. All they have to give is their name, rank and serial killer.
 

-- Argus Hamilton
 

President Obama said he was always getting in trouble when he was in middle school. In fact, Obama said he talked so much during class, the teacher had to take away his teleprompter. 
 

Al-Qaida recently launched its own women’s magazine. I bought a copy, and I’ll tell you right now that those ankles are totally airbrushed.
 

President Obama went on ESPN to announce his NCAA tournament picks. Or, as Japan put it, “Really?”
 

President Obama is facing criticism for going on ESPN to pick his NCAA brackets when there are more important issues on his agenda. When he heard this, Obama said, “Wait . . . Was today my fantasy baseball draft?”
 

-- Jimmy Fallon
 

Donald Trump said no one in Hawaii seems to remember President Obama growing up there, but everyone in Trump’s neighborhood remembers him growing up. Who wouldn’t remember a 12-year-old with a comb-over?
 

-- Jimmy Kimmel
 


Offline Davidfxs

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Re: Today's Toons 3/21/11
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2011, 11:06:56 am »
Thank you Pookie, Have a great week.
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Re: Today's Toons 3/21/11
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2011, 11:12:39 am »
Thank you Pookie, Have a great week.

You're welcome & the same to you, David!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/21/11
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2011, 11:27:01 am »
Thank you Pookie! A great start for the week. Spring has Sprung! 10294
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Re: Today's Toons 3/21/11
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2011, 11:28:18 am »
Yeah pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/21/11
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2011, 11:33:38 am »
Thank you Pookie! A great start for the week. Spring has Sprung! 10294

My pleasure, Illeagle! It has sprung with snow here  :wtf:

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Re: Today's Toons 3/21/11
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Re: Today's Toons 3/21/11
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2011, 09:43:21 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/21/11
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