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Today's Toons 2/14/11
« on: February 14, 2011, 11:18:45 am »

 


 

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:
 

Liberal billionaire George Soros said that Israel was "the main stumbling block" to the advance of democracy in Arab nations. Yeah, shame on them for insisting on existing.
 

Because of last-minute changes to tax laws, the IRS said there will be delays in processing people's tax refunds. But they added that you can get your refund right away if you're willing to accept Chinese currency.
 

During his interview with Bill O'Reilly, President Obama said there was "nothing socialist" about his health care law. Ok, sure... trouble is, there's nothing constitutional about it, either.
 

President Obama's speech to the Chamber of Commerce really wasn't very good. He only got applauded twice. And even those good moments he ruined by continuing to talk afterwards.
 

MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell said that conservatives were trying to "appropriate" Ronald Reagan. Andrea, that's like accusing someone of stealing their own car.
 

During an interview on MSNBC, Former DNC Chair Howard Dean said "It's the government's job to redistribute". Ah, yes. The Constitution's infamous "spread the wealth around" clause.
 

President Obama is giving a speech in Michigan on Thursday which is billed as being "open to the public by invitation only." I guess that makes sense, considering his idea of health care reform was to create government-controlled free markets.
 

First Lady Michelle Obama defended her fattening Super Bowl party menu by saying that her healthy eating crusade is about "balance".  Well, balance is fine, but we don't need the government in charge of the scale.
 

During a press conference, First Lady Michelle Obama announced that the President has finally quit smoking. I knew this was coming when he raised the tobacco tax.
 

A Canadian woman is suing US Border agents, claiming she was abused for failing to disclose that she had raspberries in her car. Good thing it wasn't a cheesebuger. Michelle Obama would've had her thrown in Gitmo.
 

Keith Olbermann said his new show on Current TV will be an "improved, amplified and stronger version" of his show on MSNBC. Great idea. Because when your neighbor's yippy dog keeps you up all night barking, the obvious solution is to get him a megaphone.
 

Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer complained that Republicans were "blindly swinging a meat ax to the budget". Maybe it's because the Democrats blindly fattened it like a Christmas goose.
 

During House testimony, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said the threat of terrorism is at "its most heightened state" since the 9/11 attacks. Wish we could say the same about our confidence in the Department of Homeland Security.
 

During a House hearing, a frustrated Republican Congressman asked the head of the EPA, "do you believe in the law of supply and demand?" You'd think more liberals would, since it's not actually written in the Constitution.
 

  -- Fred Thompson
 

Southwest Gas restored service in Arizona Friday after natural gas outages hit Texas and new Mexico. This is no time for the first lady to complain about the obesity epidemic. Thousands of Americans without heat were saved last night by their extra layer of body fat.
 

Hosni Mubarak faced protests from the Muslim Brotherhood and clerics demanding his overthrow Friday. Americans don't know whether to root for an old dictator or the radical republic. It's the same way most people feel when they watch USC play Cal Berkeley.
 

Homeland Security announced Friday that TSA airport security officers will be allowed to unionize. Unionizing will greatly aid security. Airline passengers will never be completely safe until we're groped by a TSA screener with doughnut icing on his hands.
 

The White House refused to jettison health care reform Friday after a federal judge in Florida threw it out as unconstitutional last week. There's an easy and simple way to explain ObamaCare. Democrats think it's a pill and Republicans think it's a suppository.
 

President Obama chewed out the Intelligence Director Friday for not forecasting the violent upheaval and chaos in Egypt last week. It's the president's own fault. He's the one who asked for a daily briefing on what Sarah Palin writes about him in Facebook every day.
 

WikiLeaks revealed Sunday that President Obama handed British nuclear secrets to Russia to get the START Treaty done. To placate our nation's enemy, he sold out our nation's mother. It's what the nation would go through once a week if it had a Hollywood agent.
 

President Obama spoke to a Chamber of Commerce convention Monday that clapped only twice in thirty-five minutes. He refused to take his speechwriters' advice. They told him that the only way to win over a business crowd is to open with an Obama joke.
 

President Obama said Sunday he will listen to GOP ideas to improve health care reform. He desperately wants consensus. Yesterday President Obama said he's willing to meet the Republicans halfway on the issue of his birthplace and agree he was born in Casablanca.
 

The White House gave a South Dakota grade school a million bucks to teach Arabic to kids. The DOE called Arabic a language of the future. Parents are so alarmed at the prospect of islamification that they just put up a sign at the city limits reading Mexican Drug Gangs Welcome.
 

President Obama evoked JFK in a speech to the Chamber of Commerce Monday. Last week he was Ronald Reagan and this week he's Jack Kennedy. How much respect can Black History month generate when President Obama observes it by pretending he's Irish?
 

The Energy Department revealed plans Monday to install enormous wind farms off the East Coast. The whirring propellers will decapitate hundreds of birds a day that'll wash up on shore. Democrats have fifteen years to figure out how to blame it on an oil company.
 

Egypt's President Hosni Mubarak refused to step down Wednesday despite continued unrest in Cairo. The protests are waning. Last night anti-government protesters formed a chain around the town square that was working until Lindsay Lohan came by and stole it.
 

Homeland Security's Janet Napolitano told Congress the U.S. faces a terror threat. She said she tightened airport security to keep terrorists out of the country. If they want to come to the United States they'll have to fly to Mexico and walk across like everybody else.
 

President Obama approved a role for the Muslim Brotherhood in any new Egyptian government Sunday. It demoralized many in Cairo. Men have begun staring at women in street clothes like it's a photograph that they'll have to remember the rest of their lives.
 

The White House refuted criticism Wednesday that the U.S. doesn't have a coherent Egypt policy. Our message has been perfectly consistent. From day one the administration has maintained that Hosni Mubarak is vital to stability in the Middle East, so he must go.
 

CIA officials testified in Congress that they predicted the unrest in Cairo last fall, but the agency wasn't able to foretell the protesters' ability to organize using Facebook. How could they have missed it? Every time a rocket lands in Israel ten million people push Like.
 

President Obama addressed an Internet convention in Michigan on Thursday where he urged the computer and software industry to use their huge profits to hire more workers. His plea fell on deaf ears. Only the U.S. government hires more people than it needs.
 

The Discovery Channel said the United States led the world in the number of shark attacks last year for the first time. It makes sense. When you consider the number of Democrats up for re-election next year, there's never been more blood in the water.
 

-- Argus Hamilton
 

Before the Super Bowl, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told everyone, “If you see something not right at the Super Bowl, let somebody know.” Immediately after Christina Aguilera sang the national anthem, 50 million people called.
 

President Obama urged private businesses to hire more workers. He didn’t realize that only the government hires more people than it needs.
 

  -- Leno
 

A major power outage in New Jersey caused a 90-minute shutdown at Newark Airport. Instead of sending people through body scanners, screeners were forced to stare at people and imagine really hard. 
 

  -- Jimmy Fallon
 

At President Obama’s Super Bowl party, they had cheeseburgers and deep-dish pizza. So much for Michelle Obama’s healthy eating initiative.
 

  -- Letterman
 
 
 

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Re: Today's Toons 2/14/11
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2011, 11:48:03 am »
Thank you Pookie. Have a great week
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Re: Today's Toons 2/14/11
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2011, 11:55:42 am »
Thank you Pookie. Have a great week

You're welcome & the same to you, David!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/14/11
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2011, 12:04:33 pm »
Yeah pookie

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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2011, 12:12:08 pm »

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Re: Today's Toons 2/14/11
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2011, 12:40:03 pm »
Happy Valentine's Day! Thanks for the Toons! blij26
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Re: Today's Toons 2/14/11
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2011, 12:44:24 pm »
Happy Valentine's Day! Thanks for the Toons! blij26

My pleasure & the same to you, Illeagle!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/14/11
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2011, 01:51:26 pm »
I like this one today, Pookster.  The woman is a perfect metaphor for socialism itself.



And as always, thank you for your service, sir.

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Re: Today's Toons 2/14/11
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2011, 01:59:02 pm »
I like this one today, Pookster.  The woman is a perfect metaphor for socialism itself.



And as always, thank you for your service, sir.

You're welcome, as always, massadvj!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/14/11
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2011, 11:05:42 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!

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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2011, 11:40:54 pm »