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Today's Toons 2/7/11
« on: February 07, 2011, 11:39:21 am »
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:
 

During an interview on CNN, Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer listed the three branches of government as "House, Senate, and President" instead of legislative, executive, and judicial. Well, it could've been worse. At least he didn't say they were "Larry, Curly, and Moe".
 

President Obama attended a farewell party for David Axelrod on Saturday, where guests included members of the press. That might explain why Obama keeps getting those tough interview questions like "who's your caterer?"
 

It is difficult to imagine that a nation which began, at least in part, as the result of opposition to a British mandate giving the East India Company a monopoly and imposing a nominal tax on all tea sold in America would have set out to create a government with the power to force people to buy tea in the first place. 
 

During a recent speech, President Obama complained that Republicans were portraying his health care law as a "job-crushing, granny-threatening, budget-busting monstrosity. I guess he's upset because they forgot "unconstitutional".
 

New York's Mayor Bloomberg says undercover investigators working for New York City were illegally allowed to buy semi-automatic pistols at an Arizona gun show. I don't get it. If Bloomberg wanted an illegal gun, why didn't he just go to any bar in Brooklyn?
 

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said it was "inaccurate" to say that the border is "out of control". She's right, you know. The border with Canada is doing just fine.
 

Poking fun at Obamacare, legislators in South Dakota introduced a bill mandating that all state residents over the age of 21 must buy a gun. These guys obviously weren't using their heads. What good is this law if you don't mandate buying some ammo, too?
 

A top White House adviser called the court decision striking down Obamacare a case of "judicial activism". I guess that's the left's new term for fixing legislative unconstitutionalism.
 

On the Ellen DeGeneres show back in 2008, then-candidate Obama mocked the individual insurance mandate, saying it would be like curing homelessness by requiring people to buy houses. He used to joke about the Bush tax cuts, too. Does this guy pass EVERYTHING he makes fun of?
 

Republican Senators introduced a bill that would allow states to opt out of any part or all of Obamacare. Ya know, between this and those 700 waivers, pretty soon the only people covered by Obamacare will be Harry Reid & Nancy Pelosi.
 

While talking to reporters complaining about lack of access to the President, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said that some things "have to be done away from TV cameras". Yeah. And usually those same things end up getting struck down in federal court.
 

The full Obamacare repeal bill got voted down in the Senate, right along party lines. That's ok. Our lines have got a lot more party coming in 2012.
 

During his speech on Egypt, President Obama told the Egyptian protesters "we hear your voices". Huh. Must've got that hearing aid fixed, because he couldn't hear squat during the health care debate.
 

New Wikileaks documents show that in 2008, the US threatened to go to war with China if they destroyed any of our spy satellites. These days, they probably get a free spy satellite photo as a gift with every Treasury Bond purchased.
 

On Tuesday, a suspected Taliban leader being held in Gitmo died while exercising on an elliptical machine. Strange. These guys usually die choking on steak & lobster dinners.
 

A judge in New Orleans ruled that the Obama administration acted in contempt by continuing its deepwater-drilling moratorium after the policy was struck down. Well, that's a step up. Usually Obama's policies are beneath contempt.
 

  -- Fred Thompson
 

President Obama urged Egypt protesters to be calm Friday, then he urged Egypt's army to show restraint. Obama was clearly concerned. If democracy spreads from Iraq to the rest of the Middle East, Republicans will demand that he blame it on Bush.
 

Hosni Mubarak's family was believed exiting Egypt Friday at Cairo Airport. Ten limos pulled into a private jet terminal that contained three private jets. Either the Mubaraks were in flight or Nancy Pelosi was in town to enjoy her barge on the Nile.
 

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton called upon Egypt's President Hosni Mubarak not to let police open fire on the Cairo street protesters Friday. She called for the president to restrain himself. It's something she can say in her sleep by now.
 

Cairo had a huge anti-government march Monday where some Muslim Brotherhood leaders called for an Islamic republic. The White House remained calm. President Obama is not officially the next Jimmy Carter until the Egyptians start taking American hostages.
 

Cairo Airport was jammed in confusion Monday as thousands of foreigners tried to flee Egypt. The curfew forced airport check-in agents to be late for work. The airport is so undermanned that the U.S.-bound passengers had to fondle themselves at the security gate.
 

NBC's 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan told Charles Barkley before TNT's Knicks telecast Thursday that he sexually fantasizes about Sarah Palin. They both do. It's a common fantasy among wealthy men to be with a beautiful armed bodyguard who can lower taxes.
 

Hillary Clinton urged Egypt's street protesters to remain calm Monday and she told the Egyptian Army to use restraint. Rioting and burning and looting followed. Nothing calms down a million observant Muslims like a Methodist woman telling them what to do.
 

The White House evacuated U.S. diplomats and staff from Cairo Monday, flying them to Crete. There was mush confusion. When the State Department ordered all non-essential U.S. personnel to evacuate the capital city, Joe Biden hopped on the next train to Scranton.
 

Chicago was buried by a blizzard on Tuesday which closed airports and schools and highways. Winds off Lake Michigan blew eighteen-foot waves onto Lake Shore Drive in sub-zero temperatures. Rahm Emanuel was never gladder he really lives in Washington.
 

Senate Republicans introduced a bill to repeal ObamaCare Wednesday after a U.S. judge ruled health care reform unconstitutional. People are genuinely worried. If a president can order you to buy health insurance, the first lady can make you eat broccoli.
 

Muslim Brotherhood leaders demanded a role in Egypt's next regime Friday. They raise money through merchandise sales. They sell a Muslim Brotherhood talking Barbie but nobody knows what she says because nobody's got the nerve to pull the string.
 

Michelle Obama applauded Charlotte's selection as host city for the Democratic Convention Thursday, saying it's famous for barbecue. It's not. The reason they wanted to praise the BBQ is they don't want people to think that pork is against the president's religion.
 

The Weather Channel said Friday that Chicago's blizzard Tuesday was the city's third heaviest snowfall in recorded history. It may take weeks to melt. There is so much snow in Chicago that Rod Blagojevich is trying to trade a U.S. Senate seat for a snow blower. 
 

-- Argus Hamilton
 

Vice President Joe Biden has suggested to people out of work to just “hang in there.” What a difference two years makes: Remember “hope and change"? Now it’s “hang in there.”
 

Chicago is expecting something like 20 inches of snow. In fact, today Rahm Emanuel said he's glad he doesn't really live there.
 

CNN’s Anderson Cooper was punched in the head in Egypt. We have to take Anderson’s word since it was on CNN, so no one saw it.
 

  -- Leno
 

There’s a lot of snow falling and it’s very cold. Finally, America’s extra layer of fat comes in handy. Take that, Michelle Obama.
 

  -- Jimmy Kimmel
 
 
 

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Re: Today's Toons 2/7/11
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2011, 12:01:58 pm »
Yeah pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/7/11
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Re: Today's Toons 2/7/11
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2011, 12:28:46 pm »
Happy birthday to the Gipper! Thanks Pookie. :patriot:
“All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”
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Re: Today's Toons 2/7/11
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2011, 12:30:37 pm »
Happy birthday to the Gipper! Thanks Pookie. :patriot:

You're welcome, Illeagle!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/7/11
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2011, 09:15:18 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!

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