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Today's Toons 3/8/21
« on: March 08, 2021, 06:20:15 AM »






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The Chicago Teachers Union voted under political pressure last week to return to teach in live classrooms. Kindergarteners will be the first ones to return to Chicago public schools. That's where the kids learn to recite that the cows say moo, the cats say meow and the sheep say Biden will unite us.

The Pentagon confirmed a report from newspapers in India Monday that thirty recruits of the Taliban were killed in Afghanistan by an accidental explosion. It occurred during a bomb-making class they were required to attend. It's a very tough class, but it's nice to know that everybody passed.

Newt Gingrich warned that President Biden is under the policy sway of open border advocates who are already causing new caravans to form heading here. Joe's slang doesn't help. Joe Biden has publicly said, Come on, Man, so many times, Central Americans just assume it's his border policy.

Politico reported the latest Gallup Poll on the American people's trust in the new media The poll shows nine percent have a great deal of trust in the national media while sixty percent don't trust the media at all. If liars' pants really caught on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

President Biden declared Texas a disaster area, qualifying the state for emergency aid after last week's freak storm wreaked its havoc. They're still assessing damage. Joe was going to send his son Hunter to help them out in Texas until the son found out they have cracked pipes not crack pipes.

CNN panelists last week casually agreed on the need for the political re-education of Trump voters. The left is nothing if not disciplined. Any day now I expect the press corps to cheer when White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki announces that the Gulags will be run by a woman of color.

San Francisco delayed its plans to rename schools named after Washington and Lincoln over their racial insensitivity. Meanwhile Coca-Cola, founded by an ex-Confederate colonel, just ordered workers to act less white. America hasn't lost ALL its marbles, but there's definitely a hole in the bag.

Coca-Cola ordered all workers to attend an anti-racism seminar tailored to make the company less white. It just never ends. And to show that the company is serious about projecting an image that's less white, the polar bear in the Coca-Cola commercials has been replaced by George Hamilton.

N.Y. Governor Andrew Cuomo was ripped over the newly-discovered number of seniors who died in nursing homes from the Covid patients he placed there. His career isn't over. The fastest way for Kamala Harris to become president is to push for Cuomo to be named White House Chief of Staff.

Governor Andrew Cuomo was accused by former advisor Lindsey Boyle of sexual harassment Wednesday. CBS, NBC, ABC and CNN did not mention it that night. However, House Democrats reacted immediately to her accusations and voted to file impeachment charges against Donald Trump.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau congratulated Biden for re-joining the Paris Climate Accords Tuesday during their bi-lateral meeting. He's the West's hippest leader. Trudeau, like Al Jolson and Virginia governor Ralph Northam, was less-white long before Coca-Cola made it company policy.

Barack Obama in an interview Wednesday came out in favor of slavery reparations to African Americans. His father was African and his mother a white American descendant of slave owners. If reparations pass, he'll be paying himself for enslaving himself a hundred years before he was born.

Hillary Clinton's publicist announced Tuesday she's now writing a mystery thriller novel. The publisher said it involves political ambition, criminal conspiracy, international money laundering, real estate swindles, sex scandal and murder. The novel's titled The Autobiography of Hillary Clinton.

President Biden's son Hunter Biden and his wife and baby son moved into a rented mansion in Venice Beach this month. Hunter just finished writing his memoir detailing his past drug use and received a two million dollar advance on the book's sale. The publisher is Random Crack House.

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Re: Today's Toons 3/8/21
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2021, 07:14:39 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 3/8/21
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2021, 07:18:12 AM »
Thanks, Pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/8/21
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2021, 07:33:11 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 3/8/21
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2021, 07:36:01 AM »
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Re: Today's Toons 3/8/21
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2021, 10:57:29 AM »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons. Happy Women's day to all the lady readers!
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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2021, 11:00:55 AM »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons. Happy Women's day to all the lady readers!

You're welcome, as always, Jimino! The only lady I can read is my wife...

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Re: Today's Toons 3/8/21
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2021, 03:42:16 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!

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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2021, 04:12:40 AM »
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 3/8/21
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2021, 06:19:20 AM »
Thanks, pookie!

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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2021, 07:09:17 AM »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 3/8/21
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2021, 07:51:03 AM »
Thank you Pookie

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