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Today's Toons 12/28/20
« on: December 28, 2020, 06:15:56 AM »
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The L.A. County Health Department revoked the license of a San Fernando Valley sports bar that opened for outside dining in protest of the shutdown. Hundreds of supporters showed up to eat Wednesday. Only in 2020 can you get arrested for opening your business but not for looting one.

Joe Biden horribly mispronounced the name of his Health and Human Services choice Xavier Becerra Wednesday. He then misidentified his position as Secretary of Health and Education Services. Joe Biden's dreamed all his life of becoming president, it's a shame he's not here to enjoy it.

Hunter Biden's IRS probe includes the fortune he raked in from foreign firms while Papa Joe was vice president. You can't make it up. Joe Biden could get impeached over Biden family graft in Ukraine a year after President Trump was impeached for asking about Biden family graft in Ukraine.

Governor Gavin Newsom faces a recall petition effort to remove him from office by California citizens furious over his actions. His sensibilities are nothing if not urbane. Leave it to a governor from San Francisco to shut down all Alcoholics Anonymous meetings but leave the liquor stores open.

Hunter Biden is under Justice Department probe over his financial windfalls in Beijing and in Ukraine in broad daylight while his dad was VP. It's all documented on his subpoenaed laptop. I won't say that Hunter Biden was on the take from China but his Secret Service code name is Dim Son.

PETA is targeting coconut milk that's harvested using monkey labor in Thailand. While at the grocery store in Los Angeles Sunday, I saw a label on a carton of eggs stating, the eggs in this box have been laid by hens who are allowed to roam freely. Never thought I'd be jealous of a chicken.

Joe Biden told a reporter asking about Hunter's FBI probe that his son is now getting his life together. His laptop exposes his drinking, drugging and Biden family deals. If Hunter Biden gets his father impeached, he could wind up with the funniest speech in the history of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Congressman Eric Swalwell is in the hot seat over a past sexual relationship with the beautiful Chinese spy Fang Fang. What a trap. Eric met Fang Fang the way you would meet any beautiful Chinese girl in California, by exchanging insurance information with her at the scene of the accident.

The New York Times says the Cleveland Indians agreed to change their team's name Monday after years of pressure on Cleveland from tribal activists. Native groups insist the name is insulting, stigmatizing and culturally humiliating. Everyone's happy with the new name, The Lake Erie Indians.

The Electoral College met Monday as required by the Constitution and the Electors faithfully reflected votes tallied in their states and elected Joe Biden the next President of the United States. Afterwards, Biden gave what I thought was a fitting speech. It looked and sounded like he mailed it in.

The Weather Channel tracked the first major winter snowstorm heading across the country all this week. The Eastern Seaboard is forecast to receive 18-24 inches of snow on Friday. However, they are all Democratic states, so these numbers could change overnight.

Joe Biden flew to Georgia to campaign for Democrat Senate candidates in the run-off election in early January. He's still wearing the ankle cast that he's had to wear ever since he broke his foot at home the weekend after the election. Joe tripped over a box of Trump ballots in the basement.

MLB announced Tuesday that it will recognize all the batting and pitching records of players in the old Negro League. The same day, the sport announced another huge change in the name of social progress. Starting next season, Major League Baseball welcomes the Cleveland Liz Warrens.

Tom Cruise was caught on tape obscenely lashing his film crew for standing too close together and not following the Covid rules as ordered by the government. He used his position to be abusive and authoritarian. If taken to court, Cruise could get four-to-eight years as the governor of California.

Joe Biden went on Steven Colbert Wednesday and said his son Hunter is the smartest man he ever knew, and is doing well now. Joe and Jill must be careful at home to avoid triggers early in his recovery. Whenever the Bidens order in Chinese, Hunter says he needs ten million dollars right away.

Los Angeles officials banned Nativity Scene displays in parks this Christmas. This year our church Sunday school in Beverly Hills teaches kids that Joseph and Mary were unable to make a conference call after the innkeeper in Bethlehem turned them away. There was no Zoom at the inn.

-- Argus Hamilton


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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2020, 07:47:44 AM »
Thanks for always posting these!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2020, 08:12:24 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.
(Any chance we could bring back the NSFW warnings?)
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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2020, 08:23:57 AM »
Thanks for always posting these!

You're welcome, debrawiest!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2020, 08:25:09 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.
(Any chance we could bring back the NSFW warnings?)

My pleasure, Polly Ticks! Will try to remember for the occasional Day By Day...

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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2020, 08:33:53 AM »
My pleasure, Polly Ticks! Will try to remember for the occasional Day By Day...

Thank you, sir!  I appreciate all your efforts to bring us the daily thread.
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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2020, 10:59:25 AM »
My pleasure, Polly Ticks! Will try to remember for the occasional Day By Day...

Thanks for the Moon's Daeg Toons, Pookie!!

You could always put a link to the day-by-day toons, and label them "Sam's (or Skye's) naked again!"  I'd click that puppy in a heartbeat!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2020, 12:45:15 PM »
Thanks for the Moon's Daeg Toons, Pookie!!

You could always put a link to the day-by-day toons, and label them "Sam's (or Skye's) naked again!"  I'd click that puppy in a heartbeat!

You're welcome, as always, CL! I don't know the characters that well ;-)

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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2020, 12:48:59 PM »
You're welcome, as always, CL! I don't know the characters that well ;-)
Sam's the red head, and Skye is the well-meaning liberal who has black hair and a huge sleeve tat.
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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2020, 12:52:12 PM »
Sam's the red head, and Skye is the well-meaning liberal who has black hair and a huge sleeve tat.

So, I guess that was Sam's image in the 3rd Day By Day image today...

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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2020, 01:04:37 PM »
So, I guess that was Sam's image in the 3rd Day By Day image today...

Yes, she's rarely fully clothed...lol.
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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2020, 01:15:08 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2020, 01:20:52 PM »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2020, 01:21:42 PM »
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, as ever, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2020, 03:33:04 AM »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2020, 06:08:06 AM »
Thanks, pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2020, 02:52:05 PM »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on December 28, 2020, 08:12:24 AM
Thanks, Pookie.
(Any chance we could bring back the NSFW warnings?)

My pleasure, Polly Ticks! Will try to remember for the occasional Day By Day...

Another way it could be done would be to post the more risque Day By Day cartoons down in the replies, with a NSFW warning above it.
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Re: Today's Toons 12/28/20
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2020, 02:58:30 PM »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on December 28, 2020, 08:12:24 AM
Thanks, Pookie.
(Any chance we could bring back the NSFW warnings?)

Another way it could be done would be to post the more risque Day By Day cartoons down in the replies, with a NSFW warning above it.

I think I'll just have a link to the image with the "warning"...tx