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Today's Toons 12/14/20
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Trump's lawyer Rudy Giuliani addressed reporters last week and insisted the election fraud lawsuits will continue. During his press conference, he began sweating profusely, and the photos aren't pretty. If any more black hair dye had run down his face he could be the Governor of Virginia.

Senate Republicans vowed to confront the CEOs of Big Tech for their obvious partisanship this year. On Wednesday President Trump issued a tweet wishing for every American to enjoy a fantastic Thanksgiving. And Twitter immediately slapped a label on it saying This Claim Is Disputed.

Joe Biden's decision to name John Kerry his Climate Advisor drew immediate reaction. He's the perfect choice. Only the Democrats could pick a guy with six houses, twelve cars, two jet skis and a private jet to tell you that you should take the public transportation to reduce air pollution.

Joe Biden's long Thanksgiving week in Wilmington gave comedians a hint of how much fun his administration will be for us. Biden was rushed to the doctor Sunday after he twisted his ankle while he was playing with his dog. Kamala called a little too quickly to ask if he's going to be put down.

President Trump said Sunday it'll be tough to get the Supreme Court to hear his case against Pennsylvania mail-in votes. The post-Election Day mail-in count flipped the result. No one wants to say Biden won by cheating, but heading up the President's Fitness Council will be Lance Armstrong.

Joe Biden was applauded by women Monday as he made plans to name women to cabinet and regulatory posts. His Gallup Poll approval hit fifty-five percent, transition began and all seemed to be going well. However on Sunday Joe sprained his ankle playing with his two dogs, Major and Theft.

Joe Biden was rushed to the hospital in Wilmington Sunday after he was injured playing with his German Shepherd in the yard. When asked if he was angry at the dog for causing him to trip and sprain his ankle Joe said of course not. How could he be angry at a dog who voted for him twice?

President Trump said Friday more votes came in by mail-in ballots than the number of voters registered while Democrats insist there was no cheating. Hey, if people don't cheat, then why can't they mail in their drug tests? As for me I don't need to be drug-tested, I can identify nearly all of them.

Governor Gavin Newsom stepped harder on the throats of small business Monday by issuing a stay at home order that limits restaurants to take-out, and restricts the number of customers in retail stores. The governor insists we're being locked down for our own safety. So was Jeffrey Epstein.

Barack Obama admitted he sought classified information about UFOs and extra terrestrials as president, but wouldn't say what he knows. This week, a strange stone Monolith suddenly popped up in the Red Rock area of southeast Utah. Astral physicists have identified it as Mitt Romney.

Joe Biden was placed in an ankle cast after he tripped and fell down while roughhousing with his rescue German Shepherd in Delaware. Saturday Night Live immediately put Chevy Chase on stand-by. You know you've been in the basement too long when you get attacked by a dog you rescued.

The CDC met to decide which segment of society will get the vaccine first. I have one question. After nine months of infections, quarantine, riots, bar and restaurant shutdowns, and a highly suspicious election, am I the only one still upset over the scourge of plastic drinking straws?

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Re: Today's Toons 12/14/20
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2020, 06:16:44 AM »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 12/14/20
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2020, 06:24:31 AM »
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/14/20
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2020, 08:03:20 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 12/14/20
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2020, 08:42:30 AM »
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/14/20
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2020, 12:49:12 PM »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/14/20
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Re: Today's Toons 12/14/20
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2020, 01:02:17 PM »
   Great Selection, as always @pookie18
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Re: Today's Toons 12/14/20
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2020, 01:15:04 PM »
   Great Selection, as always @pookie18

Glad you liked 'em, @corbe!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/14/20
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2020, 07:52:14 PM »
Thanks Pookie !
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Re: Today's Toons 12/14/20
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2020, 08:03:09 PM »
Thanks Pookie !

You're welcome, as always, Sighlass!