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Today's Toons 11/23/20
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Joe Biden delegated a presidential transition team to prepare for taking over the presidency in January. It's early. In the first sign Joe will wind up winning, six foreign energy companies just invited Hunter Biden to sit on the Board of Directors and Joe named him U.S. Ambassador to Lapland.

President Trump was defiant to reporters about his diminishing returns as mail-in ballots were counted in Pennsylvania, Georgia and North Carolina. The media expressed outrage that Trump called the Democratic voter rolls in big cities a fraud. How dare he speak ill of the dead.

President Trump assured supporters that he would not allow the election to be stolen. If Trump were to lose his re-election due to votes counted after Election Day, one reason would be Arizona. Forget Jason and forget Freddy Krueger, it's John McCain who won't stay buried.

The White House sought vote-counting monitors in Pennsylvania as mail-in vote tallies flipped Wisconsin and Michigan miraculously back to Joe Biden. Wall Street soared on the most logical analysis of all. If Biden was indeed a Socialist wouldn't he be sharing some of the votes he's stealing?

Joe Biden addressed the nation and predicted the final vote count will result in his election as the next U.S. president. He had the media and pollsters on his side the entire campaign. Before election night even started Tuesday, CNN reported Joe Biden was leading in sixty-seven states.

Americans awoke to learn Michigan and Wisconsin votes miraculously flipped for Biden overnight. And Philadelphia won't let Republicans watch them count mail-in votes. If a foreign country fixed a national election overnight like America just did, we would probably invade it.

Kamala Harris introduced Joe Biden to a victory rally in Wilmington and pointed out what a hopeful example she is to young girls of color in this nation. Kamala Harris made history during the winning campaign. She is the first Indo-Jamaican to become an African-American.

Joe Biden was named winner of the 2020 presidential race by CNN Saturday. It was the most laid-back, low-key campaign in history. By winning, Biden inspired every Millennial living in his parents' basement to believe he too can someday become president, if he'll just stay in the basement.

Democratic pundits credited huge voter turnout in the swing states for the presidential victory Tuesday. Those voters kept it close Tuesday till the mail-ins came pouring in. I must admit I'm impressed with how well Biden did with senior citizen voters, especially those in the 125-to-200 range.

Joe Biden appeared at a car rally in Wilmington and declared victory with Jill standing by his side. It's good that Joe has Jill Biden always there with him onstage to cue him if he has a memory lapse or if he forgets what year it is and orders Kamala to go fetch him a lemonade.

Joe Biden came from behind with mail-in votes to win five states where he'd trailed when polls closed on election day. What surprised me was Georgia. I found out my Great Grandfather James Stuart Hamilton voted for Biden Tuesday, despite Joe's hem-hawing on taking down his Confederate statue.

-- Argus Hamilton


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Re: Today's Toons 11/23/20
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2020, 12:07:25 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 11/23/20
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2020, 12:16:49 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 11/23/20
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2020, 01:39:29 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 11/23/20
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2020, 01:47:05 pm »
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 11/23/20
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2020, 05:39:57 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!

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Re: Today's Toons 11/23/20
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2020, 11:52:30 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 11/23/20
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2020, 11:59:41 pm »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!