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Offline LegalAmerican

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The only Democrat campaign ad you need to see.
« on: October 29, 2020, 01:16:47 am »
Love it!   :seeya:  :patriot: :patriot:


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Re: The only Democrat campaign ad you need to see.
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2020, 02:16:52 am »
Excellent.

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Re: The only Democrat campaign ad you need to see.
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2020, 04:15:07 am »
Tip of the iceberg, nonetheless, well done ! 22222frying pan :yowsa:
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Re: The only Democrat campaign ad you need to see.
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2020, 01:04:47 pm »
@LegalAmerican, you can find posts you have made by going to your Profile and clicking "Show Posts" which is under your forum name.

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Re: The only Democrat campaign ad you need to see.
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2020, 01:22:33 pm »
Well done, because... reasons.

It sure will confuse people left of the divide.
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Re: The only Democrat campaign ad you need to see.
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2020, 01:59:09 pm »
Well done, because... reasons.

It sure will confuse people left of the divide.


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Re: The only Democrat campaign ad you need to see.
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2020, 03:25:02 pm »
Love it
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Re: The only Democrat campaign ad you need to see.
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2020, 05:18:54 pm »
@LegalAmerican, you can find posts you have made by going to your Profile and clicking "Show Posts" which is under your forum name.

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Re: The only Democrat campaign ad you need to see.
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2020, 09:10:43 pm »
For the sake of anyone who is viewing this by way of a slow internet connection,
here's a transcript of the video:


Hi, I'm a spokesperson for the Democratic Party,
and I'm back to tell you why you need to vote blue this November.

You know us as the party of love, tolerance and compassion,
but we're much more than that.
We're the party of science, and the science is clear:
men have periods, "babies" are clumps of cells until they're born,
(and maybe a few minutes after).
vaccines save lives unless they're developed while Trump is president,
and voting for us will end hurricanes, wildfires, and tornadoes.

As our nation reels from a pandemic with at least a 98% survival rate,
we need a party that understands that riots, liquor stores, and
abortion clinics are immune to the virus,
while churches and schools are dangerous and must be shut down.
It's for your safety.

Democrats stand for justice. That means we'll ruin a man's life
based on no evidence,
because we believe all women.
Unless your name is Tara Reade.

As fighters for justice, we have a winning message
from our activist base:
abolish the police and the prison systems.
At the same time, we'll push to take away your guns
and eliminate single family housing zones.
It'll be fine.

Our commitment to justice also means we'll stand by as the
lives, businesses, and property of people who did
nothing wrong are destroyed.
That's because we believe Black Lives Matter.

Trump is a racist.  He just is.
And even though he's explicitly condemned
white supremacy multiple times,
it's not enough and it never will be.
Come to think of it, he hasn't been quite clear enough
on his stances on cannibalism, pushing people in front of moving trains,
or Ted Bundy, either.
It really makes you wonder.

In Joe Biden, we have a champion for the BIPOC,    (Black, Indigenous, and People Of Color)
primarily by authoring a bill that sent thousands of them to prison.
And, most recently, he compassionately pointed out that
all black people think the same way and that
if you don't vote for him "you ain't black."
He's right, of course.

The only real black people are the ones
who agree with us on everything,
and those who don't, well, we have
every right to belittle and demean them.
That's what we call anti-racism.

Democrats are the party of the poor, the marginalized,
and people of color,
(WHILE SHOWING PICTURES OF Mark Zuckerberg, Jeffrey Epstein,
Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton
)
as is reflected in our leadership and our party's biggest donors.
Y hablamo Espanol.
( AND WE SPEAK SPANISH! )

One thing Democrats are best at is exciting our base.
We do this by coming up with stories we know will make you angry,
and then dropping them entirely without corrections when they get old.
Like accusing Kavanaugh of gang rape, or Trump of stealing mailboxes.
That was fun.

Trump is a scary, evil dictator.
So scary that absolutely no one is afraid to criticize him,
lie about him, openly wish death upon him,
or call him a clown in a live debate,
That's why we believe he won't concede in November,
Sure, it's been 4 years and we still haven't accepted
the results of the last election, but that's because
Reasons.

The GOP will do anything to stay in power,
Democrats are just trying to preserve our democracy
by packing the courts, abolishing the electoral college,
and reconfiguring the senate.

We go back and forth between believing
Trump is a conniving genius, or a bumbling buffoon,
but one thing is clear:
he is not mentally fit to be president.

Our candidate is sharp, and is not at all in cognitive decline.
I mean, who really knows what the Declaration
of Independence says, anyway?
And who are you to say Corn Pop isn't real?

The choice is clear. And, once again,
we're confident that through censorship, manipulation, bullying,
and maybe a little ballot harvesting, we'll get our way.
Why?
Because we care about you.
So much so that we're willing to wear you down until you fear getting
silenced, doxed, fired, or ruined if you don't agree with our agenda.
That's love.

I'm the spokesperson for the Democratic Party.
Vote for us in November.
If all mankind minus one, were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion,
mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person, than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.
   -- John Stuart Mill

Here are the 10 RINOs who voted to impeach Trump on Jan. 13, 2021 - NEVER forget!
WY  Liz Cheney      SC 7  Tom Rice             WA 4  Dan Newhouse    IL 16  Adam Kinzinger    OH 16  Anthony Gonzalez
MI 6  Fred Upton    WA 3  Jaime Herrera Beutler    MI 3  Peter Meijer       NY 24  John Katko       CA 21  David Valadao

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Re: The only Democrat campaign ad you need to see.
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2020, 09:19:45 pm »
Thank you for the transcript @unite for individuality

Offline dancer

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Re: The only Democrat campaign ad you need to see.
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2020, 05:35:47 am »
Appreciate the transcript, ufi. Ty

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Re: The only Democrat campaign ad you need to see.
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2020, 04:58:48 pm »
Absolutely sublime!!!!

Offline LegalAmerican

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Re: The only Democrat campaign ad you need to see.
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2020, 06:08:28 pm »
Should I have made clear, it is sarcasm?  lol.  DEMON-RATS ARE EVIL. 

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Re: The only Democrat campaign ad you need to see.
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2020, 06:12:36 pm »
Funny.
I love it.

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