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Today's Toons 10/26/20
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Mike Pence sparkled in his debate performance against Democratic vice presidential nominee Kamala Harris Wednesday night, Pence handily won the debate by mauling Kamala with facts and figures. Rioting could ensue after CNN reported Mike Pence beat a black woman and ate her lunch.

President Trump was ripped by the Left for his video in which he urged Americans not to fear Covid. Liberal response may have outdone Trump in hyperbole. Jane Fonda said that Covid-19 is God's gift to the Left, and now even the Viet Cong are embarrassed by their past relationship with her.

Hillary Clinton was outed in declassified CIA-FBI documents okaying a secret spy operation in the 2016 election to try to frame Trump for collusion with Russia. You can't make it up. Hillary began her public career in 1974 by investigating Nixon and she ended it in 2016 by channeling Nixon.

NBA Commissioner Adam Silver reacting to plummeting fan interest said the NBA next season will back away from the social justice messaging on uniforms and on the courts. The good news is, the NBA has finally achieved equality. They have the same TV ratings as the WNBA.

The New York Times says President Trump wanted to rip off his dress shirt and reveal a Superman tee-shirt when he left the hospital. He's not totally out of the woods with the medical community. CNN's medical correspondent on Sunday warned that Trump still runs the risk of being re-elected.

President Trump took a medical exam from Fox News medical contributor Dr. Siegal Friday and tested healthy. Naturally, Trump's enemies in the media are attributing his fast recovery to racism. CNN charged that Trump's doctors refuse to denounce the supremacy of white blood cells.

Nancy Pelosi wants to amend the 25th Amendment so a committee can replace a president they deem too ill for office. She swears it's not aimed at Trump. Pelosi needs to remember that it's only a matter of time before we move on from Covid to Mad Cow and the pendulum swings both ways.

Michigan's Governor Whitmer charged that the militia plot to kidnap her and hold her for ransom for five million dollars was incited by Trump. Nothing went right. The original plan was to kidnap Governor Whitmer then threaten the people of Michigan to release her if they don't pay the ransom.

The New Jersey Ledger reports that a mailman in New Jersey was arrested by the FBI after he was caught on camera throwing ninety-nine ballots in the garbage. Mail-in disasters are being reported every day. Even Democrats are complaining the ballots are being set to the wrong cemeteries.

President Trump came roaring back onto the campaign trail, addressing a huge crowd in Sanford, Florida, in full health. Personally, I don't believe for one minute in the accuracy of mainstream media polls claiming Biden is leading the president. Even Covid chose Trump over Biden.

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo served as the Grand Marshal of a virtual Columbus Day Parade in Manhattan. It's a holiday that's a matter of pride for Italian Americans and a point of anger for the Native American tribes. Every year Liz Warren celebrates Disingenuous People's Day.

Californians are circulating a petition calling for the recall of Governor Gavin Newsom due to his shutdown orders, forest policy, sanctuary state declaration, tax hikes, his rule by decree and the homeless situation. So stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California.

Joe Biden campaigned in Arizona with the support of GOP Never Trumpers Jeff Flake and Cindy McCain. As Biden was touring in Arizona, John McCain's mother died at the age of 108, becoming another qualified Democrat. She will vote tomorrow, Friday and again Monday.

Joe Biden took his campaign to Ohio and told the crowd that he's running for the U.S. Senate. The same day Biden couldn't recall who ran against Obama in 2012, settling on calling him that Mormon guy. It's the cleverest defense against past sexual assault allegations I've ever seen.

Joe Biden struck again in Toledo telling a thirty-car gathering that he is running for the U.S. Senate. Later, he couldn't remember the Republican candidate who ran against Obama for president in 2012. If nothing else, Joe Biden has ended the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

The WHO's flip-flop on shutdowns after six months left Trump claiming his original opposition to them has been vindicated. Democrats are dumbfounded the WHO finally agreed with President Trump. Nancy Pelosi will launch a House probe into the WHO-Trump collusion tomorrow.

The World Health Organization's David Nabarro flip-flopped on shutdowns, admitting finally that they do far more harm to society than good. The shutdowns comprise only half of our daily humiliations. I want to get on that road that Saul went on in the Christian Bible, the road to De-Mask-Us.

President Trump turned on the charm addressing his Florida rally, saying he feels so fantastic he wants to give every woman a big wet kiss. Then he said he would give every man a kiss too. If he'll go that far it means Trump's internal polls are telling him he has a shot at California.

Los Angeles broke into street riots when the Lakers won the NBA title Monday. Fans torched buses, overturned police cars, smashed car windows, broke into stores and looted merchandise. The anarchy resulted in seventy-six arrests. Out of habit, Governor Newsom blamed it on climate change.

Joe Biden laid low after Hunter e-mails showed his use of Joe's influence as VP to secure him board seats and investment funds. It's crazy. If Joe wins, he could be impeached for Biden's family graft in Ukraine a year after Trump was impeached for asking about Biden's family graft in Ukraine.

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Re: Today's Toons 10/26/20
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2020, 09:57:09 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 10/26/20
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2020, 12:19:53 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 10/26/20
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2020, 01:06:01 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2020, 01:14:54 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 10/26/20
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2020, 02:56:33 pm »
Thanks for the Moon's Daeg toons, Pookie!  And Argus!!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/26/20
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2020, 03:19:23 pm »
Quote from: verga on October 26, 2020, 09:57:09 am
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Re: Today's Toons 10/26/20
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2020, 03:19:47 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on October 26, 2020, 12:19:53 pm
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Re: Today's Toons 10/26/20
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2020, 03:21:45 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on October 26, 2020, 01:06:01 pm
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Re: Today's Toons 10/26/20
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2020, 03:22:43 pm »
Quote from: Lando Lincoln on October 26, 2020, 01:14:54 pm
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Re: Today's Toons 10/26/20
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2020, 03:23:08 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on October 26, 2020, 02:56:33 pm
Thanks for the Moon's Daeg toons, Pookie!  And Argus!!

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Re: Today's Toons 10/26/20
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2020, 04:52:22 pm »
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