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Re: Coca-Cola cans 200 drink brands, slashes portfolio in half
« Reply #50 on: October 24, 2020, 01:52:05 pm »
It was shocking. So stunning that I almost forgot to barf.  :laugh:
Yeah, it's amazing what wet gelatin will pass through...but one barfs, and most follow, so I just bet the custodians loved y'all...
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Re: Coca-Cola cans 200 drink brands, slashes portfolio in half
« Reply #51 on: October 24, 2020, 01:53:27 pm »
Get some help people.   I bet you liked Tang.   Good Gawd.   
When I was in the Boy Scouts, we used to get industrial sized packets of that stuff for the Troop....we called it 'bug juice'....
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Re: Coca-Cola cans 200 drink brands, slashes portfolio in half
« Reply #52 on: October 24, 2020, 01:54:21 pm »
Alright! NOW I know what you're talking about!  :beer: :seeya:
Yeah, but this Tang tain't poon.... 888mouth
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Re: Coca-Cola cans 200 drink brands, slashes portfolio in half
« Reply #53 on: October 24, 2020, 01:55:09 pm »
Purt'near a Moon Pie....

When I was about 7, my mother gave me a buck for snacks.  I walked to the store and got 5 moon pies and a pepsi.  Finished them in one sitting, and of course, got sick.  Still wince when I see one.
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Re: Coca-Cola cans 200 drink brands, slashes portfolio in half
« Reply #54 on: October 24, 2020, 01:59:05 pm »
When I was about 7, my mother gave me a buck for snacks.  I walked to the store and got 5 moon pies and a pepsi.  Finished them in one sitting, and of course, got sick.  Still wince when I see one.
Enjoy in moderation... :silly:
We had an 'off brand' of potato chips, and I liked barbecue. Somehow there was an air pocket in one of the chips that had filled with the barbecue flavoring, salt and grease. After I bit into that chip, it was years before I could eat barbecue potato chips again...
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Re: Coca-Cola cans 200 drink brands, slashes portfolio in half
« Reply #55 on: October 24, 2020, 04:27:20 pm »
Purt'near a Moon Pie....

Right. But you can't eat your dessert first. Eat your meal THEN the moon pie.  happy77

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Re: Coca-Cola cans 200 drink brands, slashes portfolio in half
« Reply #56 on: October 24, 2020, 04:35:50 pm »
Yeah, it's amazing what wet gelatin will pass through...but one barfs, and most follow, so I just bet the custodians loved y'all...

Well, ever since we turned 3 muzzled skunks loose in the cafeteria... or the time we poured a sack of bats through the window... Or even the butter pats snapped up onto the ceiling launched with a belt... I went to count those one time, and got bored after 125... Every now and then one would peel off and fall into someone's hair or food..

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Re: Coca-Cola cans 200 drink brands, slashes portfolio in half
« Reply #57 on: October 24, 2020, 04:56:58 pm »
When I was about 7, my mother gave me a buck for snacks.  I walked to the store and got 5 moon pies and a pepsi.  Finished them in one sitting, and of course, got sick.  Still wince when I see one.

I still eat a moon pie every now and then... Just to remind me why I don't eat moon pies anymore.


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Re: Coca-Cola cans 200 drink brands, slashes portfolio in half
« Reply #58 on: October 24, 2020, 05:49:28 pm »
Tang I liked because the Astronauts drank it.  Now, Astronauts come back to earth and run for Senator of AZ promising to seize everybody's guns because his meat-puppet wife got shot in the face (proving you can shoot a Rat in the brain and they'll still talk).

Bahhh.  Eff Astronauts.
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