Lily Munster or Morticia Adams?
@dfwgator @Cyber Liberty Reasons why
The Addams Family was better than
The Munsters.
Easy: the Addams Family had . . .
* A sexier mother figure.
* A funnier doorbell.
* A better playroom.
* A musical butler.
* A more stylish theme song.
* The Thing.
* More realistic house pets (Kitty the Lion, the piranha aquarium, Aristotle the octopus) than a glandular dragon that looked as mechanical as it was and a bat whose wings looked as though they operated with door hinges.
* A man-eating plant that preferred hamburger.
* Funnier relatives who were no more ripped off from campy old horror films than Gomez and Morticia and crew were.
* Cousin Itt fathered ZZ Top. (
Prove me wrong! 
)
* Gomez Addams was a snappier dresser than Herman Munster.
* He wasn't half as whipped, either.
* Morticia made Gomez amorous speaking French. Lily would have learned the hard way that Herman thought it meant dinner was severed---er, served.
* Herman would have a sh@t fit if
his model trains blew up.
* Gomez would
never have been caught working in a mortuary---he'd have bought it and made it a clubhouse for the children.
* The Thing.
* The Addams Family meal menus were more sophisticated.
* Uncle Fester was funnier than Grandpa.
* He never broke an entire neighbourhood with his light bulb-based power supply, either.
* Grandmama was funnier than . . . wait, the Munsters didn't
have a grandma.
*
Not even at gunpoint would Uncle Fester have tried building a Soap Box Derby type of airplane for Pugsley or Wednesday---he'd have built them the jet engine to build the plane around.
* Herman might have had a flat head but he could never have done Zen Yogi without falling flat.
* Lily Munster "vacuuming" her house was just a
little over the top blowing the dirt back in.
* Eddie Munster would have decapitated himself if he tried juggling meat cleavers. Let's face it---the kid was a putz.
* Morticia wouldn't have even thought of denouncing violence and then proving it by knocking Gomez into the middle of next week.
* The Thing.
* You just
knew Gomez and Morticia got it on.
* You also just knew that Herman would have been scared sh@tless if he'd seen any more of his wife than her bare shoulders.
* Gomez and Morticia were better dancers.
* The Addams Family wouldn't have been caught dead riding in the Munster Koach.
* Nobody ever had to photoshop Morticia to make her look like a bombshell.
* Rack of yak beats filet of dragon any night of the week.
* The Thing.
* Gomez never had to go back to the lab regularly to have his bolts tightened.
* Name one time Lily Munster ever cut a row of paper dolls in which the middle doll invariably had a third leg. That takes
talent!* Admit it---you'd rather be seduced by Morticia than even fantasise about Lily or Marilyn.
* Wednesday Addams's Marie Antoinette doll could beat the sh@t out of Eddie Munster's Wolf-Wolf with one head tied behind her back.
* Pugsley Addams looked better in a ratty striped shirt and Bermuda shorts than Eddie ever did as Little Lord Hauntleroy---even if Pugsley
did look like five pounds of baloney in a three-pound sack.
* The Thing.
* Neither Wednesday nor Pugsley were ever fool enough to think they could play a trumpet at all---never mind imagining doing a Las Vegas lounge act while being tone deaf.
* And if they
were going to try out for the school band, they weren't wimpy enough to ask for a triangle first.
* Gomez knew how to play the stock market. Herman would have fainted if you asked him to go to the supermarket.
* Uncle Fester rocked a suit of armour. Herman had to be cut out of one within an inch of his life.
* There isn't a chandelier on the planet that could hold Herman hanging upside for more than two seconds---not even if Herman
knew the first thing about Zen Yogi.
* When the Addams Family had to conk Gomez on the head, it was only to restore his memory. When Lily had to conk Herman on the head, it was to keep it on his shoulders in the first place.
* Lurch played a harpsichord. The Munsters had only a ratty, battered organ that sounded like surplus from an old-time radio soap opera.
* The Thing.
