Bruce Springsteen Sucks
Derek Hunter
Posted: Oct 20, 2020 12:01 AM
Ever win a bet with a friend and not been able to collect? Everyone knows a guy who owes you money but makes you feel like a jerk whenever you bring it up. Sooner or later, you just write it off and stop mentioning it. He lost the bet, but won in the long run. That’s the celebrities who promised to leave the country if Donald Trump won in 2016. The 2020 election is our chance to collect.
Maybe they didn’t get the message last time, maybe they thought we were joking? We weren’t joking. Many people, me among them, were hoping to see Barbra Streisand pack up her mansion and get the hell out of Dodge. We would have even helped her pack. But she stayed.
Other minor celebrities also swore they’d leave, but didn’t. Former comedienne Chelsea Handler said, “I did buy a house in another country just in case…so all these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t — I actually will leave that country.†She’s still here, still inflicting her naked body on a public that doesn’t want it. It’s sexual assault as political speech.
Speaking of sexual assault, Lena Dunham is still here. She grew up violating her sister, now she’s violating everyone. Amy Schumer, Chuck’s niece, didn’t keep her promise to move to Spain. Snoop Dogg won’t leave (they have weed everywhere, dude, just go). Only Cher has a valid excuse, as we’ve yet to travel to Jupiter, where she said she’d go if Trump won. (Can’t we just skip Mars so we can speed up her departure?)
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