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Re: New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom D**k Incident
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2020, 10:30:28 pm »
   It's not fair, really they should have some type of Affirmative Action for unemployed guys that have very small p*nises.
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Re: New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom D**k Incident
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2020, 02:44:25 am »
He must have misunderstood when someone said, "election simulation."

Ah that's it.   Erection stimulation.   Anyone could have misread the memo.
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Re: New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom D**k Incident
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2020, 02:56:09 am »
Ah that's it.   Erection stimulation.   Anyone could have misread the memo.
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Re: New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom D**k Incident
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2020, 03:02:18 am »
He must have misunderstood when someone said, "election simulation."

HA! That was beautiful, man...

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Re: New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom D**k Incident
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2020, 12:48:35 pm »
   It's not fair, really they should have some type of Affirmative Action for unemployed guys that have very small p*nises.
I figured CNN was the affirmative action employer for that very sort of guy.
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Re: New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom D**k Incident
« Reply #33 on: November 12, 2020, 02:14:20 pm »
Well, that's what happens when you come up short... 888mouth
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Re: New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom D**k Incident
« Reply #34 on: November 12, 2020, 02:16:32 pm »
Hope he comes out ahead.

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Re: New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom D**k Incident
« Reply #35 on: December 16, 2020, 12:49:33 am »
UPDATE

Thank goodness this story hasn't gone away! (Just kidding).
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More details emerge in Jeffrey Toobin Zoom masturbation scandal
By Tamar Lapin
December 15, 2020 | 4:56pm


More details emerged Tuesday in Jeffrey Toobin’s caught-on-Zoom masturbation saga — as Malcolm Gladwell and others rushed to the disgraced journalist’s defense.

New Yorker staff writer Masha Gessen described in a New York Times article the now-infamous Oct. 15 video call that led to Toobin’s fall from grace.

“It wasn’t a full-out sexual act, but it was much more than a second,” Gessen said. “I was really, truly shocked.” ...

Despite his supposed downfall, Toobin is holding on to his post as senior legal analyst at CNN, where he’s on leave, and has several Hollywood projects in development, the Times reported. ...
New York Post

Ugh, just go away, already.
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