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Toddler gets his head stuck in toilet seat, dad has to saw him out
« on: September 08, 2020, 07:22:41 pm »
Toddler gets his head stuck in toilet seat, dad has to saw him out
Fortunately, the potty was reportedly clean when this happened
By Michael Hollan | Fox News

   
That’s definitely the wrong way to use the potty.

A Florida family found themselves in an unusual situation when their 2-year-old son got his training toilet stuck around his neck. The family filmed the removal process, which required a saw and apparently a toddler who is amazingly good at standing still for his age.



Abbie Paull said she only took her eyes off her son, Reuben, for a few seconds when he somehow got his training toilet stuck around his neck, The New York Post reports. In the footage filmed by Abbie, she asks her son how it happened, but unfortunately, he doesn’t appear to respond with anything but giggles.

In the footage, Reuben’s father can be heard asking if the seat is clean, to which the mom thankfully responds yes.


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Re: Toddler gets his head stuck in toilet seat, dad has to saw him out
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2020, 07:36:01 pm »
For his next trick watch him stick his head thru the stair railing.    888high58888
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Re: Toddler gets his head stuck in toilet seat, dad has to saw him out
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2020, 07:48:37 pm »
Oh goodie ... another thing to worry about during potty training.   :laugh:

If I were mom, I would have held the child's head away from the saw and covered his face ... but maybe that's just me.   

The kid's adorable, BTW.

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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2020, 07:49:20 pm »
For his next trick watch him stick his head thru the stair railing.    888high58888

Count on it!   :laugh:

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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2020, 08:10:43 pm »
The pic reminds me of Buzz Lightyear for some reason. 
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Re: Toddler gets his head stuck in toilet seat, dad has to saw him out
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2020, 08:31:34 pm »
When I was but a lad, I got my finger caught in one of the holes in the plastic seat of a swing in our swing set... After hearing me bellering about it, the old man  come out of the shop to assess my dilemma... Returning shortly with a pair of side cutters.

"Daddy PLEASE don't cut it off!" I cried, tears streaming from my eyes, thinking that his only answer was to nip off my finger.

Fast forward around what, maybe 15/20 years... My son got HIS finger caught in a hole in the seat of a plastic swing...

YEP. Deja vu all over again... Except it was me with the side-cutters this time...  :laugh:

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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2020, 08:38:24 pm »
The pic reminds me of Buzz Lightyear for some reason.

Every time I flush I say "To infinity and beyond"  so you might be on to something there
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2020, 08:39:42 pm »
Every time I flush I say "To infinity and beyond"  so you might be on to something there


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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2020, 08:45:07 pm »
This one made me chuckle ... Kids!  You just never know what they'll come up with.  I'm with Lando on this one; definitely a similarity to Buzz Light Year.   :rolling:
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2020, 08:53:19 pm »

As one knowledgeable on the subject, that ain't where it goes... Jussayin

That's not what  Ed Norton the sewer worker said! 
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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2020, 09:05:53 pm »
That's not what  Ed Norton the sewer worker said!

Then there would be no need for sewer workers would there?  happy77

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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2020, 09:06:44 pm »
That's not what  Ed Norton the sewer worker said!

Ed knew his sh+t.  That's why he had a nicer apartment with a refrigerator and TV.
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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2020, 09:11:39 pm »
Then there would be no need for sewer workers would there?  happy77

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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2020, 10:44:17 pm »
The pic reminds me of Buzz Lightyear for some reason.
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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2020, 11:08:41 pm »
This kid should be the poster boy for 2020.
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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2020, 02:31:34 pm »
Well, I've heard the bathroom referred to as "the head"....

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« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2020, 09:51:24 pm »
There's no denying the kid is cute.
But when I looked at the pic, I thought:
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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2020, 03:46:11 am »
Then there would be no need for sewer workers would there?  happy77
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